[00:54.48] | 我身在一个没有我传说的江湖 |
[00:56.35] | 这里人人起早贪黑都非常的忙碌 |
[00:58.62] | 周瞎子占卜 李屠户杀猪 王大嫂卖豆腐 |
[01:00.96] | 还有隔壁赵老头每天都给街道大扫除 |
[01:03.49] | 其实我很崇拜他们因为他们都会功夫 |
[01:05.68] | 但是从妈妈教育我学习他们没前途 |
[01:08.12] | 妈妈说得先要念书 先练内家功夫 |
[01:10.78] | 这样才是成为一个大侠的正途 |
[01:18.20] | 不要打扰我我我没工夫 不要打扰我我我在念书 |
[01:22.70] | 不要打扰我我我练功夫 不要打扰我不要打扰我不要 |
[01:27.99] | 不要打扰我我我没工夫 不要打扰我我我在念书 |
[01:32.75] | 不要打扰我我我练功夫 不要打扰我不要打扰我不要 |
[01:40.54] | 于是我和少林和尚一样念书 |
[01:42.37] | 有一天我抬头去看周身事物 |
[01:44.47] | 发现视线模糊 眼睛看不清楚 感到非常恐怖 |
[01:47.12] | 去问妈妈说这说明我读书有进步 |
[01:49.36] | 我一愣 一个停顿 大脑瞬时短路 |
[01:51.73] | 世界嘈杂 你说什么 我听不清楚 |
[01:54.21] | 你说什么?再说一遍 大声一点 |
[01:55.98] | 我听不清楚 什么什么小人物 |
[02:23.22] | 不要打扰我我我没工夫 不要打扰我我我在念书 |
[02:27.77] | 不要打扰我我我练功夫 不要打扰我不要打扰我不要 |
[02:32.14] | 不要打扰我我我没工夫 不要打扰我我我在念书 |
[02:37.71] | 不要打扰我我我练功夫 不要打扰我不要打扰我不要 |
[02:42.39] | 也许我该先认输 然后去读书 |
[02:44.71] | 身在这个江湖 不一定懂得拳脚功夫 |
[02:46.97] | 江湖没有我的传说 但可以有我的小说 |
[02:49.64] | 我有手中这支笔 这种功夫也可以 |
[02:52.12] | 不用刀枪跟棍戟 也让你看到威力 |
[02:54.55] | 小人物的威力 蔓延三千公里 |
[02:56.90] | 但是要有前提 就是你要努力努力学习 |
[03:01.61] | 不要打扰我我我没工夫 不要打扰我我我在念书 |
[03:06.12] | 不要打扰我我我练功夫 不要打扰我不要打扰我不要 |
[03:11.26] | 不要打扰我我我没工夫 不要打扰我我我在念书 |
[03:15.67] | 不要打扰我我我练功夫 不要打扰我不要打扰我不要 |
[03:21.05] | 不要打扰我我我没工夫 不要打扰我我我在念书 |
[03:25.44] | 不要打扰我我我练功夫 不要打扰我不要打扰我不要 |
[03:29.76] | 不要打扰我我我没工夫 不要打扰我我我在念书 |
[03:34.96] | 不要打扰我我我练功夫 不要打扰我不要打扰我不要 |
[00:54.48] | wo shen zai yi ge mei you wo chuan shuo de jiang hu |
[00:56.35] | zhe li ren ren qi zao tan hei dou fei chang de mang lu |
[00:58.62] | zhou xia zi zhan bu li tu hu sha zhu wang da sao mai dou fu |
[01:00.96] | hai you ge bi zhao lao tou mei tian du gei jie dao da sao chu |
[01:03.49] | qi shi wo hen chong bai ta men yin wei ta men dou hui gong fu |
[01:05.68] | dan shi cong ma ma jiao yu wo xue xi ta men mei qian tu |
[01:08.12] | ma ma shuo de xian yao nian shu xian lian nei jia gong fu |
[01:10.78] | zhe yang cai shi cheng wei yi ge da xia de zheng tu |
[01:18.20] | bu yao da rao wo wo wo mei gong fu bu yao da rao wo wo wo zai nian shu |
[01:22.70] | bu yao da rao wo wo wo lian gong fu bu yao da rao wo bu yao da rao wo bu yao |
[01:27.99] | bu yao da rao wo wo wo mei gong fu bu yao da rao wo wo wo zai nian shu |
[01:32.75] | bu yao da rao wo wo wo lian gong fu bu yao da rao wo bu yao da rao wo bu yao |
[01:40.54] | yu shi wo he shao lin he shang yi yang nian shu |
[01:42.37] | you yi tian wo tai tou qu kan zhou shen shi wu |
[01:44.47] | fa xian shi xian mo hu yan jing kan bu qing chu gan dao fei chang kong bu |
[01:47.12] | qu wen ma ma shuo zhe shuo ming wo du shu you jin bu |
[01:49.36] | wo yi leng yi ge ting dun da nao shun shi duan lu |
[01:51.73] | shi jie cao za ni shuo shi mo wo ting bu qing chu |
[01:54.21] | ni shuo shi mo? zai shuo yi bian da sheng yi dian |
[01:55.98] | wo ting bu qing chu shen me shen me xiao ren wu |
[02:23.22] | bu yao da rao wo wo wo mei gong fu bu yao da rao wo wo wo zai nian shu |
[02:27.77] | bu yao da rao wo wo wo lian gong fu bu yao da rao wo bu yao da rao wo bu yao |
[02:32.14] | bu yao da rao wo wo wo mei gong fu bu yao da rao wo wo wo zai nian shu |
[02:37.71] | bu yao da rao wo wo wo lian gong fu bu yao da rao wo bu yao da rao wo bu yao |
[02:42.39] | ye xu wo gai xian ren shu ran hou qu du shu |
[02:44.71] | shen zai zhe ge jiang hu bu yi ding dong de quan jiao gong fu |
[02:46.97] | jiang hu mei you wo de chuan shuo dan ke yi you wo de xiao shuo |
[02:49.64] | wo you shou zhong zhe zhi bi zhe zhong gong fu ye ke yi |
[02:52.12] | bu yong dao qiang gen gun ji ye rang ni kan dao wei li |
[02:54.55] | xiao ren wu de wei li man yan san qian gong li |
[02:56.90] | dan shi yao you qian ti jiu shi ni yao nu li nu li xue xi |
[03:01.61] | bu yao da rao wo wo wo mei gong fu bu yao da rao wo wo wo zai nian shu |
[03:06.12] | bu yao da rao wo wo wo lian gong fu bu yao da rao wo bu yao da rao wo bu yao |
[03:11.26] | bu yao da rao wo wo wo mei gong fu bu yao da rao wo wo wo zai nian shu |
[03:15.67] | bu yao da rao wo wo wo lian gong fu bu yao da rao wo bu yao da rao wo bu yao |
[03:21.05] | bu yao da rao wo wo wo mei gong fu bu yao da rao wo wo wo zai nian shu |
[03:25.44] | bu yao da rao wo wo wo lian gong fu bu yao da rao wo bu yao da rao wo bu yao |
[03:29.76] | bu yao da rao wo wo wo mei gong fu bu yao da rao wo wo wo zai nian shu |
[03:34.96] | bu yao da rao wo wo wo lian gong fu bu yao da rao wo bu yao da rao wo bu yao |
[00:54.48] | wǒ shēn zài yí gè méi yǒu wǒ chuán shuō de jiāng hú |
[00:56.35] | zhè lǐ rén rén qǐ zǎo tān hēi dōu fēi cháng de máng lù |
[00:58.62] | zhōu xiā zi zhān bǔ lǐ tú hù shā zhū wáng dà sǎo mài dòu fǔ |
[01:00.96] | hái yǒu gé bì zhào lǎo tóu měi tiān dū gěi jiē dào dà sǎo chú |
[01:03.49] | qí shí wǒ hěn chóng bài tā men yīn wèi tā men dōu huì gōng fū |
[01:05.68] | dàn shì cóng mā mā jiào yù wǒ xué xí tā men méi qián tú |
[01:08.12] | mā mā shuō de xiān yào niàn shū xiān liàn nèi jiā gōng fū |
[01:10.78] | zhè yàng cái shì chéng wéi yí gè dà xiá de zhèng tú |
[01:18.20] | bú yào dǎ rǎo wǒ wǒ wǒ méi gōng fū bú yào dǎ rǎo wǒ wǒ wǒ zài niàn shū |
[01:22.70] | bú yào dǎ rǎo wǒ wǒ wǒ liàn gōng fū bú yào dǎ rǎo wǒ bú yào dǎ rǎo wǒ bú yào |
[01:27.99] | bú yào dǎ rǎo wǒ wǒ wǒ méi gōng fū bú yào dǎ rǎo wǒ wǒ wǒ zài niàn shū |
[01:32.75] | bú yào dǎ rǎo wǒ wǒ wǒ liàn gōng fū bú yào dǎ rǎo wǒ bú yào dǎ rǎo wǒ bú yào |
[01:40.54] | yú shì wǒ hé shǎo lín hé shàng yí yàng niàn shū |
[01:42.37] | yǒu yì tiān wǒ tái tóu qù kàn zhōu shēn shì wù |
[01:44.47] | fā xiàn shì xiàn mó hu yǎn jīng kàn bù qīng chǔ gǎn dào fēi cháng kǒng bù |
[01:47.12] | qù wèn mā mā shuō zhè shuō míng wǒ dú shū yǒu jìn bù |
[01:49.36] | wǒ yī lèng yí gè tíng dùn dà nǎo shùn shí duǎn lù |
[01:51.73] | shì jiè cáo zá nǐ shuō shí mǒ wǒ tīng bù qīng chǔ |
[01:54.21] | nǐ shuō shí mǒ? zài shuō yī biàn dà shēng yì diǎn |
[01:55.98] | wǒ tīng bù qīng chǔ shén me shén me xiǎo rén wù |
[02:23.22] | bú yào dǎ rǎo wǒ wǒ wǒ méi gōng fū bú yào dǎ rǎo wǒ wǒ wǒ zài niàn shū |
[02:27.77] | bú yào dǎ rǎo wǒ wǒ wǒ liàn gōng fū bú yào dǎ rǎo wǒ bú yào dǎ rǎo wǒ bú yào |
[02:32.14] | bú yào dǎ rǎo wǒ wǒ wǒ méi gōng fū bú yào dǎ rǎo wǒ wǒ wǒ zài niàn shū |
[02:37.71] | bú yào dǎ rǎo wǒ wǒ wǒ liàn gōng fū bú yào dǎ rǎo wǒ bú yào dǎ rǎo wǒ bú yào |
[02:42.39] | yě xǔ wǒ gāi xiān rèn shū rán hòu qù dú shū |
[02:44.71] | shēn zài zhè gè jiāng hú bù yí dìng dǒng de quán jiǎo gōng fū |
[02:46.97] | jiāng hú méi yǒu wǒ de chuán shuō dàn kě yǐ yǒu wǒ de xiǎo shuō |
[02:49.64] | wǒ yǒu shǒu zhōng zhè zhī bǐ zhè zhǒng gōng fū yě kě yǐ |
[02:52.12] | bù yòng dāo qiāng gēn gùn jǐ yě ràng nǐ kàn dào wēi lì |
[02:54.55] | xiǎo rén wù de wēi lì màn yán sān qiān gōng lǐ |
[02:56.90] | dàn shì yào yǒu qián tí jiù shì nǐ yào nǔ lì nǔ lì xué xí |
[03:01.61] | bú yào dǎ rǎo wǒ wǒ wǒ méi gōng fū bú yào dǎ rǎo wǒ wǒ wǒ zài niàn shū |
[03:06.12] | bú yào dǎ rǎo wǒ wǒ wǒ liàn gōng fū bú yào dǎ rǎo wǒ bú yào dǎ rǎo wǒ bú yào |
[03:11.26] | bú yào dǎ rǎo wǒ wǒ wǒ méi gōng fū bú yào dǎ rǎo wǒ wǒ wǒ zài niàn shū |
[03:15.67] | bú yào dǎ rǎo wǒ wǒ wǒ liàn gōng fū bú yào dǎ rǎo wǒ bú yào dǎ rǎo wǒ bú yào |
[03:21.05] | bú yào dǎ rǎo wǒ wǒ wǒ méi gōng fū bú yào dǎ rǎo wǒ wǒ wǒ zài niàn shū |
[03:25.44] | bú yào dǎ rǎo wǒ wǒ wǒ liàn gōng fū bú yào dǎ rǎo wǒ bú yào dǎ rǎo wǒ bú yào |
[03:29.76] | bú yào dǎ rǎo wǒ wǒ wǒ méi gōng fū bú yào dǎ rǎo wǒ wǒ wǒ zài niàn shū |
[03:34.96] | bú yào dǎ rǎo wǒ wǒ wǒ liàn gōng fū bú yào dǎ rǎo wǒ bú yào dǎ rǎo wǒ bú yào |