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ti: dì sān chǎng gōu jié |
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ar: qún xīng |
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al: xiàn dài jīng jù yàng bǎn xì xì liè zhī shā jiā bāng |
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dì sān chǎng |
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gōu jié |
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diāo dé yī cān móu zhǎng : wǒ kàn méi yǒu shén me wèn tí |
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zhè gè tǔ fěi sī lìng zài xīn sì jūn hé rì běn rén zhōng jiān, |
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yě hùn bù xià qù le |
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tā yào xiǎng chī hē wán lè, bù tóu kào huáng jūn |
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shì bù xíng lóu |
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zhōu fān yì guān : tóu kào huáng jūn, wǒ kàn zhè hú sī lìng hái méi ná dìng zhǔ yì |
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xiàn zài zhè zhī duì wǔ, hái shì tā shuō le suàn |
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diāo : tā shuō le suàn? |
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zhōu : shì a |
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diāo : yòng bù liǎo duō jiǔ jiù dé wǒ shuō le suàn |
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zhōu : nǐ kě zhēn lì hài a |
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èr rén hé : hā hā hā |
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xiǎo bīng : bào gào, sī lìng dào |
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diāo : hǎo, qǐng |
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xiǎo bīng : shì! qǐng sī lìng |
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hú chuán kuí sī lìng : luàn shì yīng xióng qǐ sì fāng |
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yǒu qiāng jiù shì cǎo tóu wáng |
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gōu guà sān fāng lái chuǎng dàng |
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lǎo jiǎng guǐ zi qīng hóng bāng |
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diāo : wǒ lái jiè shào yī xià, |
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zhè wèi jiù shì wǒ men zuì jìn gǎi biān wèi zhōng yì jiù guó jūn hú chuán kuí, hú sī lìng |
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sī lìng! |
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zhè wèi shì rì běn hēi tián dà zuǒ de fān yì guān, zhōu rén shēng xiān shēng |
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hú chuán kuí : ó hǎo hǎo hǎo, zuò zuò zuò |
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diāo : qǐng zuò qǐng zuò |
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sī lìng, zhōu xiān shēng dài lái le huáng jūn de yì jiàn |
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hú chuán kuí : hǎo, shuō ba! |
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zhōu : hú sī lìng, shàng huí wǒ gēn diāo cān móu zhǎng shuō hǎo le de |
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zài sǎo dàng zhōng gòng tóng wéi jiǎo xīn sì jūn |
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zhè huí méi yǒu xiāo miè tā men |
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huáng jūn duì hú sī lìng |
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shì hěn bù mǎn yì a hē hē ā |
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hú chuán kuí : tā bù mǎn yì zěn me zhāo |
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xīn sì jūn shì yǒu gē bó yǒu tuǐ de |
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tā rì běn rén pèng bù zháo |
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nà me jiù yīng dāng wǒ pèng zhe me |
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gēn nǐ shuō, wǒ bù néng ná zhè jī dàn wǎng shí tou shàng zhuàng |
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zhè gè duì wǔ, dé wǒ dāng jiā! |
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zhōu : zhè zhǐ duì wǔ shì nǐ dāng jiā |
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kě shì huáng jūn yào dāng nǐ de jiā! |
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diāo : sī lìng, hēi tián dà zuǒ yào xiāo miè zán men zhè zhī duì wǔ |
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duō kuī le zhōu xiān shēng cóng zhōng bāng máng a |
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hú chuán kuí : bāng máng? tā yě bù néng guāng yòng huà tián gé rén a |
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zán men zhè gè duì wǔ |
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yào qián! |
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yào qiāng! |
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yào zǐ dàn! |
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diāo : zhèi xiē dǎo shì dōu gěi zán men zhǔn bèi xià le |
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hú chuán kuí : ó? |
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zhōu : zán men yào shì tán tuǒ lóu |
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huáng jūn mìng lìng nǐ men zhù fáng shā jiā bāng |
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diāo : sī lìng, zhè kě shì gè yú mǐ zhī xiāng a |
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hú chuán kuí : lǎo diāo āi, shā jiā bāng shì gòng chǎn dǎng de dì fāng |
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nà gè xīn sì jūn kě bù hǎo rě a |
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zhōu : hú sī lìng, huáng jūn yě bù hǎo rě a |
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diāo dé yī : sī lìng, yǒu nǎi biàn shì niáng |
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bèi kào huáng jūn zán men gàn tā yī chǎng, |
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jiù kàn nǐ yǒu méi yǒu zhè gè dǎn liàng le |
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hú chuán kuí : hǎo! yī yán wéi dìng |
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zhōu : a hái yǒu gè xiǎo tiáo jiàn |
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hú chuán kuí : tā zěn me zhè me xiē gè tiáo jiàn ne |
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zhōu : xīn sì jūn yǒu yī pī shāng bìng yuán, yuán lái yǐn cáng zài shā jiā bāng |
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huáng jūn yāo qiú hú sī lìng, yí dìng bǎ tā men zhuā dào |
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diāo : zhè méi wèn tí, wǒ bāo xià le |
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hú chuán kuí : jì rán shì yí kuài ér dǎ gòng chǎn dǎng ma |
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zhè shì gè xiǎo yì sī |
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zhōu : éi hǎo hǎo hǎo |
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hú chuán kuí : lái rén a! |
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bīng : yǒu |
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hú chuán kuí : chuán wǒ de mìng lìng, |
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xià wǔ sān diǎn, duì wǔ kāi jìn shā jiā bāng |
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bīng : shì! |
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diāo : sī lìng, nín zhè huí shì míng kào jiǎng jiè shí |
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àn tóu rì běn jūn |
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zhēn shì zuǒ yòu féng yuán, qū xiàn jiù guó a |
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nín kě suàn shì dāng dài de yīng xióng le |
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hú chuán kuí : tā míng yě hǎo, àn yě hǎo |
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hái bú shì nǐ diāo cān móu zhǎng jiē de xiàn ma |
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zhè huí dào nǐ de lǎo jiā le |
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nǐ kě yǐ chóng zhěng jiā yè, yào zǔ guāng zōng |
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āi, jiù shì wǒ zhè qiáng lóng yě yā bù guò nǐ zhè dì tóu shé ya |
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zhōu : bǐ cǐ, yí yàng |
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sān rén hé : hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā |