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歌曲 武松打虎
歌手 杨振雄
专辑 评弹雅韵集 壹
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[00:05.11] 甲 京剧是我国一种很有代表性的戏剧艺。
[00:09.31] 乙 对，所以大家都喜欢听。
[00:12.32] 甲 我对于京剧就很有研究。
[00:14.57] 乙 您是唱哪工儿的？
[00:16.12] 甲 我是生、旦、净、末、丑，神仙、老虎、狗，文武、昆、乱全能来，拉幕、打旗儿、扫后台。
[00:21.32] 乙 嘿，你全行啊！
[00:23.37] 甲 客气，我是个多面手儿。
[00:27.87] 乙 那今天咱们两个人合演一出怎么样？
[00:31.62] 甲 可以，咱们唱哪出？
[00:33.77] 乙 咱们唱一出《武松打虎》。
[00:36.52] 甲 好，你演谁？
[00:38.22] 乙 我演武松。
[00:39.82] 甲 那我呢？
[00:40.72] 乙 你不是多面手儿吗？你来个一赶四：前面的酒保儿，中间的虎形儿和猎户，后面再赶个阳谷县令怎么样？
[00:50.17] 甲 没问题。
[00:51.47] 乙 你帮我把桌子往后搭一下儿。
[01:00.28] 甲 划出表演区来。
[01:02.18] 乙 我武松上场，你给我打家伙。
[01:03.53] 甲 好。（用嘴打家伙）
[01:04.68] 乙 （唱）“别离了柴家庄将还故里，为兄长哪顾得戴月披星，提哨棒绕街巷家乡来奔。”
[01:13.08] 甲 “好酒哇——”（尾声有气无力地）
[01:29.33] 乙 这位还没吃饭呢！
[01:35.14] 甲 ……（打家伙）
[01:37.54] 乙 （接唱）“耳听酒保喊连声。酒保！”
[01:40.44] 甲 “来啦！门外挂酒幌，三碗不过冈，您喝酒吗？同志！”
[01:58.40] 乙 同志？应该叫我客官。
[02:06.46] 甲 噢，你客观，我主观？
[02:09.06] 乙 我是武松。
[02:10.81] 甲 那我是肉松。
[02:12.41] 乙 我是松花。
[02:13.56] 甲 我是小肚儿。
[02:14.96] 乙 别唱啦！你这出戏是跟谁学的呀？
[02:20.71] 甲 那你是跟谁学的呀？
[02:21.92] 乙 我跟京剧表演艺术家李万春先生学的。
[02:23.47] 甲 咱们差不多。
[02:25.02] 乙 你跟谁学的？
[02:26.52] 甲 李谷一。
[02:27.42] 乙 咳！你得说：“客官您喝酒吗？”
[02:31.57] 甲 “客官您喝酒吗？”
[02:33.57] 乙 “正是。”
[02:34.77] 甲 “请到里边。”
[02:40.47] 乙 “带路。”
[02:43.27] 甲 （嘴里打家伙，引路，乙过场入座）“客官，您想用点什么？”
[02:48.76] 乙 “俺要饮酒。”
[02:51.22] 甲 “不卖。”
[02:52.97] 乙 “？”
[02:54.22] 甲 牙疼？
[03:01.22] 乙 “难道怕俺无钱不成！你来看，俺这里有散碎的银两。”
[03:06.22] 甲 “银子？”
[03:07.47] 乙 “正是。”
[03:08.67] 甲 您有外汇券吗？
[03:09.97] 乙 啊？武松能有外汇券吗？你得说戏词。
[03:11.47] 甲 “客官，您有所不知，景阳冈如今出现了一只老鼠。”
[03:19.58] 乙 耗子呀？
[03:31.14] 甲 “对啦！”
[03:38.09] 乙 是一只老虎。
[03:39.59] 甲 “对啦，出现一只老虎。”
[03:40.84] 乙 “有虎怕它作甚？俺这里有哨棒岂能容它！”
[03:44.14] 甲 “哎呀！我的客官爷，这老虎您可打不得呀！”
[03:45.19] 乙 “为什么？”
[03:47.74] 甲 “它可厉害着哪！”
[03:48.24] 乙 “怎见得？”
[03:51.85] 甲 “怎见得？……就象您这样的，还不够它吃顿夜宵的哪！”
[03:53.80] 乙 “那就更应该将它除掉。”
[03:54.50] 甲 “我劝您还是多一事不如少一事呀！”
[03:56.10] 乙 （笑）“哈哈哈……”
[03:57.40] 甲 （误解）说到心眼里去了。
[04:02.50] 乙 “哼！”（拍桌子，甲吓一跳）“真真岂有此理，既然景阳冈出了猛虎伤人，俺要多吃几杯酒，多增几分力量，倘若上了景阳冈将虎打死，俺要为民除害。酒保！”
[04:20.08] 甲 “有。”
[04:29.54] 乙 “你就抱酒来？”
[04:31.79] 甲 “是！”（嘴里打家伙，将塑料啤酒升举出）“客官请用！”
[04:36.99] 乙 （莫名其妙地看啤酒升）“啊！酒家，这是什么？”
[04:59.89] 甲 “青岛啤酒。”
[05:01.69] 乙 有武松喝啤酒的吗？
[05:06.09] 甲 “那你打算喝什么酒哇？”
[05:08.99] 乙 “我得喝白酒。”
[05:10.39] 甲 “您想喝白酒，还有个规矩。”
[05:11.74] 乙 “什么规矩？”
[05:12.79] 甲 “得搭菜。”
[05:13.80] 乙 “搭菜？搭什么菜呀？”
[05:22.20] 甲 “五斤花生豆儿，十斤象皮鱼。”
[05:24.85] 乙 “啊！这菜比酒贵多了。”
[05:27.85] 甲 “怕贵别喝呀！”
[05:29.85] 乙 “不要这样罗嗦，快将上等好酒取来！”
[05:31.90] 甲 “要喝上等好酒少了不卖，起码三升。”
[05:36.35] 乙 “为什么？”
[05:37.50] 甲 “这叫三升不过冈。”
[05:41.25] 乙 不对，应该是三碗不过冈。
[05:43.36] 甲 “我这儿论升卖。”
[05:45.56] 乙 啊？你打算把我灌醉喽哇？
[05:47.56] 甲 “醉了更好，省得你上山打虎去啦！”
[05:49.21] 乙 你怎么老怕我打虎哇？
[05:50.46] 甲 “这里有县里告示一张。”（取出一张纸）
[05:52.96] 乙 “拿来我看！”
[05:55.46] 甲 “客官主看。”
[05:56.92] 乙 （念）“老虎吃人，大家留神，不可妄动，违者罚银。真乃胡言乱语！”（撕碎扔在地上）
[06:08.03] 甲 “哎？您怎么给撕啦？客官，您喝酒吧！”
[06:15.39] 乙 “好，（举起啤酒升）待俺痛饮一升！”这多别扭哇！
[06:24.69] 甲 您喝了就不别扭啦！
[06:26.64] 乙
[06:57.10] （举起啤酒升饮酒。甲蹲在乙身下张口接滴酒）“真乃美酒也！”（唱吹腔）“一壶浆，不由人神汪气爽，消愁解闷痛饮一场（将酒升放下有醉意），好酒！”
[07:17.41] 甲 “好酒。（站立不稳）不是好酒我能这模样吗？（拿起酒升看）噢！喝干啦！这位可真够能喝的，您再来一升吧。”
[07:30.17] 乙 “酒家，俺要去了！”
[07:33.17] 甲 “客官！景阳冈可真有老虎哇！”
[07:38.57] 乙 “酒家，俺此番到了景阳冈，当真遇见猛虎，俺再回到你这酒店来。”
[07:42.37] 甲
[07:42.47] “怎么着，您到了景阳冈遇见老虎您再回来？对啦！您回来啦老虎也跟着回来啦。告诉你，本县有指示，山上有虎，不许客往行人单独通过。”
[08:03.38] 乙 “多少人方可放行？”
[08:11.43] 甲 “最少一个连武装保护，您还得给保护费。”
[08:19.50] 乙 “一百多人在哪儿住哇？”
[08:21.95] 甲 “我们这儿景阳冈大酒店里边有高间儿。”
[08:25.20] 乙 “高间儿？”
[08:25.65] 甲 “那真是光线好，木板地、席梦思软床、花墙壁、鸭绒枕头丝绒被，要想洗澡有淋浴，电话空调收音机，打开彩电能看戏，冬天有电扇，夏天有暖气。”
[08:33.05] 乙 啊！我热死啦！
[08:33.40] 甲 “不，夏天有电扇，冬天有暖气。”
[08:41.31] 乙 这还差不多。
[08:43.11] 甲 “怎么样”？
[08:47.91] 乙 “他们敢情拿老虎赚钱呀！”
[08:49.56] 甲 “那您就住下吧”！
[08:50.02] 乙 “俺要走了！”
[08:50.42] 甲 “您当真要走？”
[08:51.57] 乙 “当真要走。”
[08:51.97] 甲 “那咱们就姑大白啦！”
[08:54.32] 乙 什么叫姑大白啊？“走也！”
[09:00.47] 甲 （拿起啤酒升当报话机用）“001，001我是003，我是003。”
[09:04.08] 乙 他这儿还有电台哪！
[09:06.08] 甲 “请注意，请注意，有个打虎之人正向你处流窜。望你严加防范！严加防范！”
[09:13.93] 乙 这倒好，不防老虎，防武松！
[09:17.73] 甲 “他要除掉老虎，我们就没法赚钱了。”
[09:19.89] 乙 看起来他们全勾着呢。
[09:21.04] 甲 “001，001……”
[09:22.09] 乙 别喊啦，你这虎形儿该上场啦！
[09:27.99] 甲 你打阴锣吧！（乙打家伙，甲学虎形上场打哈欠）“今儿个又起晚啦！”
[09:31.94] 乙 它还真能睡！
[09:42.20] 甲 “哎哟！这家伙够肥的啊！”
[09:49.60] 乙 它嘀咕什么哪？
[09:52.36] 甲 “看样子一顿饭吃不了，没关系，剩下的放在我的电冰箱里。”
[09:55.86] 乙 这老虎它们家也电气化啦！（冲甲亮相）
[10:00.02] 甲 “慢着，看这个大汉身体健壮，手提哨棒，又粗又胖，脑门儿发亮。”
[10:06.12] 乙 嘿！这老虎还会赶辙哪！
[10:09.37] 甲 “别吃不了他，再叫他把我揍喽。（冲乙打招呼）哈喽！姑得猫宁！”
[10:21.08] 乙 噢，外国老虎哇！
[10:27.23] 甲 “首先自我介绍，我，拦路虎，本县的财神爷。您放心，您不打我，我绝不吃您。咱们是一回生两回熟。咱们来个和平共处怎么样啊？哥们儿？”
[10:41.15] 乙 “哥们儿？着打！”
[10:42.35] 甲 “嘟……暂停，你要真打我可就要吃你啦，不吃掉你对不起保护我的这帮弟兄。”
[10:44.85] 乙 噢，这老虎跟他们一码事儿。
[10:48.15] 甲 “嗷儿——”（虎叫）
[10:51.11] 乙 “着打。”（二人开打，三拳将虎打死，武松收势）
[10:52.31] 甲 （伴死又活了）“武松！”
[10:53.66] 乙 （吓一跳）“哎？你怎么又活了？”
[11:15.28] 甲 “告诉你：打死我，你也成不了英雄。”
[11:17.39] 乙 “怎么？”
[11:17.69] 甲 “你破坏了生态平衡！我死了他们也饶不了你！”
[11:19.64] 乙 别喊啦！猎户该上场啦！
[11:24.59] 甲 好，您再亮个相儿吧（乙亮相儿）（数板）“电话接到了，急忙往外跑。哎！别打了！”（用倒口）
[11:32.09] 乙 （莫名其妙地）“怎么回事？”
[11:35.50] 甲 “我问问你，这个老虎骂你啦？”
[11:41.45] 乙 “无有。”
[11:41.70] 甲 “它偷你东西啦？”
[11:43.00] 乙 “无有。”
[11:43.96] 甲 “它第三者插足啦？”
[11:45.31] 乙 啊……这老虎还伸腿呢！“也无有。”
[11:54.36] 甲 “那你为吗打它呢？”
[11:54.86] 乙 “只因猛虎吃人！”
[11:55.31] 甲 “废话！老虎饿了不吃人吃什么？我看出来了，你是想出风头，想当先进，想当英雄，你想……”
[12:00.96] 乙 “想什么？”
[12:01.31] 甲 “想起来再说。”
[12:01.76] 乙 好嘛，没谱儿。
[12:02.16] 甲 “这只虎哪儿都不许动！”
[12:02.81] 乙 “俺就是要摸摸老虎屁股。”
[12:03.56] 甲 “那个地方是随便摸着玩儿的吗？那是禁区！”
[12:04.66] 乙 “禁区？俺已将老虎打死啦！”
[12:19.23] 甲 （一愣）“噢，死啦！俺来晚了。（大哭）哎呀！你这不是要了我的命了吗？我的老虎哇！”
[12:21.28] 乙 你哭什么呀？
[12:21.63] 甲 “老虎一死俺们就失业啦！”
[12:22.28] 乙 “失业啦？”
[12:22.63] 甲 “自从有了这只老虎，俺们这些人可就有了饭碗子啦。县里向上级打了报告要了专款，月月领工资，天天拿补助哇！每天上班就保护这只老虎哇。站累了坐着，坐累了蹲着，蹲累了跪着，跪累了躺着，躺累了趴着，趴累了拿大顶。”
[12:27.78] 乙 我看你们是吃饱了撑的？
[12:28.43] 甲 “现在我们正想找一只母老虎哇！”
[12:29.28] 乙 干吗呀？
[12:29.48] 甲 “结婚配对儿呀！”
[12:29.99] 乙 配对儿？
[12:30.24] 甲 （唱）“树上的老虎成双对儿。”
[12:30.99] 乙 老虎都上树啦！
[12:31.39] 甲 “树下的老虎有一堆。”
[12:31.99] 乙 哪儿那么些小老虎呀？
[12:32.49] 甲 “大老虎下了小老虎，小老虎再下小小老虎；我儿子接我的班儿，我的孙子接我儿子的班儿，我们子子孙孙是无有穷尽的。”
[12:41.84] 乙 一群懒汉！
[12:42.09] 甲 （把乙拴上）“走！”
[12:44.24] 乙 “哪里去！”
[12:44.59] 甲 “到县晨打官司。”
[12:45.84] 乙 “想俺武松，连虎都不怕，还怕见官！”
[12:46.79] 甲 “少说废话，你走吧。”
[12:47.39] 乙 “我打虎倒打出漏子来啦？我招谁惹谁啦？”
[12:50.99] 甲 （走一个圆场）“到了，待俺去击鼓。”
[12:51.94] 乙 去吧。
[12:52.09] 甲 “咚咚咚！”
[12:52.39] 乙 这鼓怎么这个味儿呀？
[12:52.89] 甲 “叫我给打漏啦！”
[12:53.39] 乙 谁叫你使那么大的劲来啦！您这县官该上场啦。
[12:54.50] 甲 我叫板你打家伙！“啊哈！（乙打家伙）（数板儿）”昨日，昨日我做了一个南柯梦，满头大汗心翻腾，左眼跳，右眼蹦，今天恐怕出事情，出事情。”（转身入座）“何人喊冤哪？”
[13:17.11] 乙 这是什么鸟叫哪？
[13:32.32] 甲 “你是何人哪？”
[13:33.83] 乙 “小人姓武名松。”
[13:36.43] 甲 “猎户因何状告于你？”
[13:37.79] 乙 “只因景阳冈猛虎伤人，被小人打死了！”
[13:39.55] 甲 “你待怎讲？”
[13:40.65] 乙 “被小人打死了！”
[13:42.10] 甲 “打死了？！”（抽搐）
[13:43.60] 乙 “老爷醒来！”
[13:44.70] 甲 “不要紧，我这有硝酸甘油。”
[13:54.51] 乙 “这老爷冠心病犯了！”
[13:57.91] 甲 ……（掏出药扔进嘴里）
[13:58.61] 乙 “我说老爷，你至于吗？”
[13:59.21] 甲 “嘟！胆大！胆大！胆大包天！天津包子！”
[14:00.31] 乙 咳！
[14:00.41] 甲 “你知道吗？这老虎是县里的摇钱树。”
[14:01.86] 乙 “县里也指着老虎活着呢。”
[14:04.93] 甲 “那是不假，上面年年给虎灾求济，灾民补助。以及防虎开销，添人进虎……”
[14:09.32] 乙 “添人进虎？”
[14:12.12] 甲 “虎多救济多。”
[14:14.93] 乙 “那添人呢？”
[14:15.78] 甲 “驯虎女郎。”
[14:16.18] 乙 “谁呀？”
[14:16.48] 甲 “潘金莲。”
[14:17.58] 乙 嗐！您瞧找这人儿。
[14:18.53] 甲 “再者说，老虎是我的聚宝盆，有了它，猎户给我送礼、上供，酒保送我兼职费。……”
[14:20.48] 乙 “那儿跟你有什么关系呀？”
[14:21.13] 甲 “老爷我是景阳冈大酒店的名誉董事长。”
[14:22.78] 乙 这位是后台。
[14:26.73] 甲 （委屈）“这下全完啦……”（哭）“街役三班全体肃立。”
[14:29.53] 乙 干吗？
[14:30.43] 甲 “为了我们大家所依赖的老虎它老人家的不幸逝世默哀！”（把孝帽子戴在头上）
[14:37.89] 乙 这是什么德行啊！
[14:44.61] 甲 （嘴里哼着哀乐走到中间）（唱）“老虎今年六岁半，一生为县里作贡献，今天无辜被打死。，永远活在我心间。”
[15:06.72] 乙 嘿！他把哀乐填词啦。
[15:14.52] 甲 “武松你可知罪？”
[15:16.12] 乙 “小人何罪之有？”
[15:17.32] 甲 “你且听了！”
[15:18.57] 乙 “你说吧！”
[15:18.92]
[16:06.81] 乙 “怎么样啊？”
[16:12.76] 甲 “哼哼！你给我下个小老虎。”
[16:17.52] 乙 啊？
[16:17.67] 甲 “我就饶了你。”
[16:18.12] 乙 去你的吧！
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[00:05.11] jia jing ju shi wo guo yi zhong hen you dai biao xing de xi ju yi.
[00:09.31] yi dui, suo yi da jia dou xi huan ting.
[00:12.32] jia wo dui yu jing ju jiu hen you yan jiu.
[00:14.57] yi nin shi chang na gong er de?
[00:16.12] jia wo shi sheng dan jing mo chou, shen xian lao hu gou, wen wu kun luan quan neng lai, la mu da qi er sao hou tai.
[00:21.32] yi hei, ni quan xing a!
[00:23.37] jia ke qi, wo shi ge duo mian shou er.
[00:27.87] yi na jin tian zan men liang ge ren he yan yi chu zen me yang?
[00:31.62] jia ke yi, zan men chang na chu?
[00:33.77] yi zan men chang yi chu wu song da hu.
[00:36.52] jia hao, ni yan shui?
[00:38.22] yi wo yan wu song.
[00:39.82] jia na wo ne?
[00:40.72] yi ni bu shi duo mian shou er ma? ni lai ge yi gan si: qian mian di jiu bao er, zhong jian de hu xing er he lie hu, hou mian zai gan ge yang gu xian ling zen me yang?
[00:50.17] jia mei wen ti.
[00:51.47] yi ni bang wo ba zhuo zi wang hou da yi xia er.
[01:00.28] jia hua chu biao yan qu lai.
[01:02.18] yi wo wu song shang chang, ni gei wo da jia huo.
[01:03.53] jia hao. yong zui da jia huo
[01:04.68] yi chang" bie li le chai jia zhuang jiang hai gu li, wei xiong zhang na gu de dai yue pi xing, ti shao bang rao jie xiang jia xiang lai ben."
[01:13.08] jia " hao jiu wa" wei sheng you qi wu li di
[01:29.33] yi zhe wei hai mei chi fan ne!
[01:35.14] jia da jia huo
[01:37.54] yi jie chang" er ting jiu bao han lian sheng. jiu bao!"
[01:40.44] jia " lai la! men wai gua jiu huang, san wan bu guo gang, nin he jiu ma? tong zhi!"
[01:58.40] yi tong zhi? ying gai jiao wo ke guan.
[02:06.46] jia o, ni ke guan, wo zhu guan?
[02:09.06] yi wo shi wu song.
[02:10.81] jia na wo shi rou song.
[02:12.41] yi wo shi song hua.
[02:13.56] jia wo shi xiao du r.
[02:14.96] yi bie chang la! ni zhe chu xi shi gen shui xue de ya?
[02:20.71] jia na ni shi gen shui xue de ya?
[02:21.92] yi wo gen jing ju biao yan yi shu jia li wan chun xian sheng xue de.
[02:23.47] jia zan men cha bu duo.
[02:25.02] yi ni gen shui xue de?
[02:26.52] jia li gu yi.
[02:27.42] yi hai! ni de shuo:" ke guan nin he jiu ma?"
[02:31.57] jia " ke guan nin he jiu ma?"
[02:33.57] yi " zheng shi."
[02:34.77] jia " qing dao li bian."
[02:40.47] yi " dai lu."
[02:43.27] jia zui li da jia huo, yin lu, yi guo chang ru zuo" ke guan, nin xiang yong dian shen me?"
[02:48.76] yi " an yao yin jiu."
[02:51.22] jia " bu mai."
[02:52.97] yi "?"
[02:54.22] jia ya teng?
[03:01.22] yi " nan dao pa an wu qian bu cheng! ni lai kan, an zhe li you san sui de yin liang."
[03:06.22] jia " yin zi?"
[03:07.47] yi " zheng shi."
[03:08.67] jia nin you wai hui quan ma?
[03:09.97] yi a? wu song neng you wai hui quan ma? ni de shuo xi ci.
[03:11.47] jia " ke guan, nin you suo bu zhi, jing yang gang ru jin chu xian le yi zhi lao shu."
[03:19.58] yi hao zi ya?
[03:31.14] jia " dui la!"
[03:38.09] yi shi yi zhi lao hu.
[03:39.59] jia " dui la, chu xian yi zhi lao hu."
[03:40.84] yi " you hu pa ta zuo shen? an zhe li you shao bang qi neng rong ta!"
[03:44.14] jia " ai ya! wo de ke guan ye, zhe lao hu nin ke da bu de ya!"
[03:45.19] yi " wei shi me?"
[03:47.74] jia " ta ke li hai zhe na!"
[03:48.24] yi " zen jian de?"
[03:51.85] jia " zen jian de? jiu xiang nin zhe yang de, hai bu gou ta chi dun ye xiao de na!"
[03:53.80] yi " na jiu geng ying gai jiang ta chu diao."
[03:54.50] jia " wo quan nin hai shi duo yi shi bu ru shao yi shi ya!"
[03:56.10] yi xiao" ha ha ha"
[03:57.40] jia wu jie shuo dao xin yan li qu le.
[04:02.50] yi " heng!" pai zhuo zi, jia xia yi tiao" zhen zhen qi you ci li, ji ran jing yang gang chu le meng hu shang ren, an yao duo chi ji bei jiu, duo zeng ji fen li liang, tang ruo shang le jing yang gang jiang hu da si, an yao wei min chu hai. jiu bao!"
[04:20.08] jia " you."
[04:29.54] yi " ni jiu bao jiu lai?"
[04:31.79] jia " shi!" zui li da jia huo, jiang su liao pi jiu sheng ju chu" ke guan qing yong!"
[04:36.99] yi mo ming qi miao di kan pi jiu sheng" a! jiu jia, zhe shi shen me?"
[04:59.89] jia " qing dao pi jiu."
[05:01.69] yi you wu song he pi jiu de ma?
[05:06.09] jia " na ni da suan he shen me jiu wa?"
[05:08.99] yi " wo de he bai jiu."
[05:10.39] jia " nin xiang he bai jiu, hai you ge gui ju."
[05:11.74] yi " shen me gui ju?"
[05:12.79] jia " de da cai."
[05:13.80] yi " da cai? da shen me cai ya?"
[05:22.20] jia " wu jin hua sheng dou er, shi jin xiang pi yu."
[05:24.85] yi " a! zhe cai bi jiu gui duo le."
[05:27.85] jia " pa gui bie he ya!"
[05:29.85] yi " bu yao zhe yang luo suo, kuai jiang shang deng hao jiu qu lai!"
[05:31.90] jia " yao he shang deng hao jiu shao liao bu mai, qi ma san sheng."
[05:36.35] yi " wei shi me?"
[05:37.50] jia " zhe jiao san sheng bu guo gang."
[05:41.25] yi bu dui, ying gai shi san wan bu guo gang.
[05:43.36] jia " wo zhe er lun sheng mai."
[05:45.56] yi a? ni da suan ba wo guan zui lou wa?
[05:47.56] jia " zui le geng hao, sheng de ni shang shan da hu qu la!"
[05:49.21] yi ni zen me lao pa wo da hu wa?
[05:50.46] jia " zhe li you xian li gao shi yi zhang." qu chu yi zhang zhi
[05:52.96] yi " na lai wo kan!"
[05:55.46] jia " ke guan zhu kan."
[05:56.92] yi nian" lao hu chi ren, da jia liu shen, bu ke wang dong, wei zhe fa yin. zhen nai hu yan luan yu!" si sui reng zai di shang
[06:08.03] jia " ai? nin zen me gei si la? ke guan, nin he jiu ba!"
[06:15.39] yi " hao, ju qi pi jiu sheng dai an tong yin yi sheng!" zhe duo bie niu wa!
[06:24.69] jia nin he le jiu bu bie niu la!
[06:26.64] yi
[06:57.10] ju qi pi jiu sheng yin jiu. jia dun zai yi shen xia zhang kou jie di jiu" zhen nai mei jiu ye!" chang chui qiang" yi hu jiang, bu you ren shen wang qi shuang, xiao chou jie men tong yin yi chang jiang jiu sheng fang xia you zui yi, hao jiu!"
[07:17.41] jia " hao jiu. zhan li bu wen bu shi hao jiu wo neng zhe mu yang ma? na qi jiu sheng kan o! he gan la! zhe wei ke zhen gou neng he de, nin zai lai yi sheng ba."
[07:30.17] yi " jiu jia, an yao qu le!"
[07:33.17] jia " ke guan! jing yang gang ke zhen you lao hu wa!"
[07:38.57] yi " jiu jia, an ci fan dao le jing yang gang, dang zhen yu jian meng hu, an zai hui dao ni zhe jiu dian lai."
[07:42.37] jia
[07:42.47] " zen me zhao, nin dao le jing yang gang yu jian lao hu nin zai hui lai? dui la! nin hui lai la lao hu ye gen zhe hui lai la. gao su ni, ben xian you zhi shi, shan shang you hu, bu xu ke wang xing ren dan du tong guo."
[08:03.38] yi " duo shao ren fang ke fang xing?"
[08:11.43] jia " zui shao yi ge lian wu zhuang bao hu, nin hai de gei bao hu fei."
[08:19.50] yi " yi bai duo ren zai na er zhu wa?"
[08:21.95] jia " wo men zhe er jing yang gang da jiu dian li bian you gao jian er."
[08:25.20] yi " gao jian er?"
[08:25.65] jia " na zhen shi guang xian hao, mu ban di xi meng si ruan chuang hua qiang bi ya rong zhen tou si rong bei, yao xiang xi zao you lin yu, dian hua kong tiao shou yin ji, da kai cai dian neng kan xi, dong tian you dian shan, xia tian you nuan qi."
[08:33.05] yi a! wo re si la!
[08:33.40] jia " bu, xia tian you dian shan, dong tian you nuan qi."
[08:41.31] yi zhe hai cha bu duo.
[08:43.11] jia " zen me yang"?
[08:47.91] yi " ta men gan qing na lao hu zhuan qian ya!"
[08:49.56] jia " na nin jiu zhu xia ba"!
[08:50.02] yi " an yao zou le!"
[08:50.42] jia " nin dang zhen yao zou?"
[08:51.57] yi " dang zhen yao zou."
[08:51.97] jia " na zan men jiu gu da bai la!"
[08:54.32] yi shen me jiao gu da bai a?" zou ye!"
[09:00.47] jia na qi pi jiu sheng dang bao hua ji yong" 001, 001 wo shi 003, wo shi 003."
[09:04.08] yi ta zhe er hai you dian tai na!
[09:06.08] jia " qing zhu yi, qing zhu yi, you ge da hu zhi ren zheng xiang ni chu liu cuan. wang ni yan jia fang fan! yan jia fang fan!"
[09:13.93] yi zhe dao hao, bu fang lao hu, fang wu song!
[09:17.73] jia " ta yao chu diao lao hu, wo men jiu mei fa zhuan qian le."
[09:19.89] yi kan qi lai ta men quan gou zhe ne.
[09:21.04] jia " 001, 001"
[09:22.09] yi bie han la, ni zhe hu xing er gai shang chang la!
[09:27.99] jia ni da yin luo ba! yi da jia huo, jia xue hu xing shang chang da ha qian" jin er ge you qi wan la!"
[09:31.94] yi ta hai zhen neng shui!
[09:42.20] jia " ai yo! zhe jia huo gou fei de a!"
[09:49.60] yi ta di gu shen me na?
[09:52.36] jia " kan yang zi yi dun fan chi bu liao, mei guan xi, sheng xia de fang zai wo de dian bing xiang li."
[09:55.86] yi zhe lao hu ta men jia ye dian qi hua la! chong jia liang xiang
[10:00.02] jia " man zhe, kan zhe ge da han shen ti jian zhuang, shou ti shao bang, you cu you pang, nao men er fa liang."
[10:06.12] yi hei! zhe lao hu hai hui gan zhe na!
[10:09.37] jia " bie chi bu liao ta, zai jiao ta ba wo zou lou. chong yi da zhao hu ha lou! gu de mao ning!"
[10:21.08] yi o, wai guo lao hu wa!
[10:27.23] jia " shou xian zi wo jie shao, wo, lan lu hu, ben xian de cai shen ye. nin fang xin, nin bu da wo, wo jue bu chi nin. zan men shi yi hui sheng liang hui shu. zan men lai ge he ping gong chu zen me yang a? ge men r?"
[10:41.15] yi " ge men r? zhe da!"
[10:42.35] jia " du zan ting, ni yao zhen da wo ke jiu yao chi ni la, bu chi diao ni dui bu qi bao hu wo de zhe bang di xiong."
[10:44.85] yi o, zhe lao hu gen ta men yi ma shi er.
[10:48.15] jia " ao er" hu jiao
[10:51.11] yi " zhe da." er ren kai da, san quan jiang hu da si, wu song shou shi
[10:52.31] jia ban si you huo le" wu song!"
[10:53.66] yi xia yi tiao" ai? ni zen me you huo le?"
[11:15.28] jia " gao su ni: da si wo, ni ye cheng bu liao ying xiong."
[11:17.39] yi " zen me?"
[11:17.69] jia " ni po huai le sheng tai ping heng! wo si le ta men ye rao bu liao ni!"
[11:19.64] yi bie han la! lie hu gai shang chang la!
[11:24.59] jia hao, nin zai liang ge xiang er ba yi liang xiang er shu ban" dian hua jie dao le, ji mang wang wai pao. ai! bie da le!" yong dao kou
[11:32.09] yi mo ming qi miao di" zen me hui shi?"
[11:35.50] jia " wo wen wen ni, zhe ge lao hu ma ni la?"
[11:41.45] yi " wu you."
[11:41.70] jia " ta tou ni dong xi la?"
[11:43.00] yi " wu you."
[11:43.96] jia " ta di san zhe cha zu la?"
[11:45.31] yi a zhe lao hu hai shen tui ne!" ye wu you."
[11:54.36] jia " na ni wei ma da ta ne?"
[11:54.86] yi " zhi yin meng hu chi ren!"
[11:55.31] jia " fei hua! lao hu e liao bu chi ren chi shen me? wo kan chu lai le, ni shi xiang chu feng tou, xiang dang xian jin, xiang dang ying xiong, ni xiang"
[12:00.96] yi " xiang shen me?"
[12:01.31] jia " xiang qi lai zai shuo."
[12:01.76] yi hao ma, mei pu r.
[12:02.16] jia " zhe zhi hu na er dou bu xu dong!"
[12:02.81] yi " an jiu shi yao mo mo lao hu pi gu."
[12:03.56] jia " na ge di fang shi sui bian mo zhe wan er de ma? na shi jin qu!"
[12:04.66] yi " jin qu? an yi jiang lao hu da si la!"
[12:19.23] jia yi leng" o, si la! an lai wan le. da ku ai ya! ni zhe bu shi yao le wo de ming le ma? wo de lao hu wa!"
[12:21.28] yi ni ku shen me ya?
[12:21.63] jia " lao hu yi si an men jiu shi ye la!"
[12:22.28] yi " shi ye la?"
[12:22.63] jia " zi cong you le zhe zhi lao hu, an men zhei xie ren ke jiu you le fan wan zi la. xian li xiang shang ji da le bao gao yao le zhuan kuan, yue yue ling gong zi, tian tian na bu zhu wa! mei tian shang ban jiu bao hu zhe zhi lao hu wa. zhan lei le zuo zhe, zuo lei le dun zhe, dun lei le gui zhe, gui lei le tang zhe, tang lei le pa zhe, pa lei le na da ding."
[12:27.78] yi wo kan ni men shi chi bao le cheng de?
[12:28.43] jia " xian zai wo men zheng xiang zhao yi zhi mu lao hu wa!"
[12:29.28] yi gan ma ya?
[12:29.48] jia " jie hun pei dui r ya!"
[12:29.99] yi pei dui r?
[12:30.24] jia chang" shu shang de lao hu cheng shuang dui er."
[12:30.99] yi lao hu dou shang shu la!
[12:31.39] jia " shu xia de lao hu you yi dui."
[12:31.99] yi na er na me xie xiao lao hu ya?
[12:32.49] jia " da lao hu xia le xiao lao hu, xiao lao hu zai xia xiao xiao lao hu wo er zi jie wo de ban er, wo de sun zi jie wo er zi de ban er, wo men zi zi sun sun shi wu you qiong jin de."
[12:41.84] yi yi qun lan han!
[12:42.09] jia ba yi shuan shang" zou!"
[12:44.24] yi " na li qu!"
[12:44.59] jia " dao xian chen da guan si."
[12:45.84] yi " xiang an wu song, lian hu dou bu pa, hai pa jian guan!"
[12:46.79] jia " shao shuo fei hua, ni zou ba."
[12:47.39] yi " wo da hu dao da chu lou zi lai la? wo zhao shui re shui la?"
[12:50.99] jia zou yi ge yuan chang" dao le, dai an qu ji gu."
[12:51.94] yi qu ba.
[12:52.09] jia " dong dong dong!"
[12:52.39] yi zhe gu zen me zhe ge wei r ya?
[12:52.89] jia " jiao wo gei da lou la!"
[12:53.39] yi shui jiao ni shi na me da de jin lai la! nin zhe xian guan gai shang chang la.
[12:54.50] jia wo jiao ban ni da jia huo!" a ha! yi da jia huo shu ban er" zuo ri, zuo ri wo zuo le yi ge nan ke meng, man tou da han xin fan teng, zuo yan tiao, you yan beng, jin tian kong pa chu shi qing, chu shi qing." zhuan shen ru zuo" he ren han yuan na?"
[13:17.11] yi zhe shi shen me niao jiao na?
[13:32.32] jia " ni shi he ren na?"
[13:33.83] yi " xiao ren xing wu ming song."
[13:36.43] jia " lie hu yin he zhuang gao yu ni?"
[13:37.79] yi " zhi yin jing yang gang meng hu shang ren, bei xiao ren da si le!"
[13:39.55] jia " ni dai zen jiang?"
[13:40.65] yi " bei xiao ren da si le!"
[13:42.10] jia " da si le?!" chou chu
[13:43.60] yi " lao ye xing lai!"
[13:44.70] jia " bu yao jin, wo zhe you xiao suan gan you."
[13:54.51] yi " zhe lao ye guan xin bing fan le!"
[13:57.91] jia tao chu yao reng jin zui li
[13:58.61] yi " wo shuo lao ye, ni zhi yu ma?"
[13:59.21] jia " du! dan da! dan da! dan da bao tian! tian jin bao zi!"
[14:00.31] yi hai!
[14:00.41] jia " ni zhi dao ma? zhe lao hu shi xian li de yao qian shu."
[14:01.86] yi " xian li ye zhi zhe lao hu huo zhe ne."
[14:04.93] jia " na shi bu jia, shang mian nian nian gei hu zai qiu ji, zai min bu zhu. yi ji fang hu kai xiao, tian ren jin hu"
[14:09.32] yi " tian ren jin hu?"
[14:12.12] jia " hu duo jiu ji duo."
[14:14.93] yi " na tian ren ne?"
[14:15.78] jia " xun hu nv lang."
[14:16.18] yi " shui ya?"
[14:16.48] jia " pan jin lian."
[14:17.58] yi hai! nin qiao zhao zhe ren er.
[14:18.53] jia " zai zhe shuo, lao hu shi wo de ju bao pen, you le ta, lie hu gei wo song li shang gong, jiu bao song wo jian zhi fei."
[14:20.48] yi " na er gen ni you shen me guan xi ya?"
[14:21.13] jia " lao ye wo shi jing yang gang da jiu dian de ming yu dong shi zhang."
[14:22.78] yi zhe wei shi hou tai.
[14:26.73] jia wei qu" zhe xia quan wan la" ku" jie yi san ban quan ti su li."
[14:29.53] yi gan ma?
[14:30.43] jia " wei le wo men da jia suo yi lai de lao hu ta lao ren jia de bu xing shi shi mo ai!" ba xiao mao zi dai zai tou shang
[14:37.89] yi zhe shi shen me de xing a!
[14:44.61] jia zui li heng zhe ai yue zou dao zhong jian chang" lao hu jin nian liu sui ban, yi sheng wei xian li zuo gong xian, jin tian wu gu bei da si., yong yuan huo zai wo xin jian."
[15:06.72] yi hei! ta ba ai yue tian ci la.
[15:14.52] jia " wu song ni ke zhi zui?"
[15:16.12] yi " xiao ren he zui zhi you?"
[15:17.32] jia " ni qie ting le!"
[15:18.57] yi " ni shuo ba!"
[15:18.92]
[16:06.81] yi " zen me yang a?"
[16:12.76] jia " heng heng! ni gei wo xia ge xiao lao hu."
[16:17.52] yi a?
[16:17.67] jia " wo jiu rao le ni."
[16:18.12] yi qu ni de ba!
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[00:05.11] jiǎ jīng jù shì wǒ guó yī zhǒng hěn yǒu dài biǎo xìng de xì jù yì.
[00:09.31] yǐ duì, suǒ yǐ dà jiā dōu xǐ huān tīng.
[00:12.32] jiǎ wǒ duì yú jīng jù jiù hěn yǒu yán jiū.
[00:14.57] yǐ nín shì chàng nǎ gōng ér de?
[00:16.12] jiǎ wǒ shì shēng dàn jìng mò chǒu, shén xiān lǎo hǔ gǒu, wén wǔ kūn luàn quán néng lái, lā mù dǎ qí ér sǎo hòu tái.
[00:21.32] yǐ hēi, nǐ quán xíng a!
[00:23.37] jiǎ kè qì, wǒ shì gè duō miàn shǒu ér.
[00:27.87] yǐ nà jīn tiān zán men liǎng gè rén hé yǎn yī chū zěn me yàng?
[00:31.62] jiǎ kě yǐ, zán men chàng nǎ chū?
[00:33.77] yǐ zán men chàng yī chū wǔ sōng dǎ hǔ.
[00:36.52] jiǎ hǎo, nǐ yǎn shuí?
[00:38.22] yǐ wǒ yǎn wǔ sōng.
[00:39.82] jiǎ nà wǒ ne?
[00:40.72] yǐ nǐ bú shì duō miàn shǒu ér ma? nǐ lái gè yī gǎn sì: qián miàn dí jiǔ bǎo ér, zhōng jiān de hǔ xíng ér hé liè hù, hòu miàn zài gǎn gè yáng gǔ xiàn lìng zěn me yàng?
[00:50.17] jiǎ méi wèn tí.
[00:51.47] yǐ nǐ bāng wǒ bǎ zhuō zi wǎng hòu dā yī xià ér.
[01:00.28] jiǎ huà chū biǎo yǎn qū lái.
[01:02.18] yǐ wǒ wǔ sōng shàng chǎng, nǐ gěi wǒ dǎ jiā huo.
[01:03.53] jiǎ hǎo. yòng zuǐ dǎ jiā huo
[01:04.68] yǐ chàng" bié lí le chái jiā zhuāng jiāng hái gù lǐ, wèi xiōng zhǎng nǎ gù dé dài yuè pī xīng, tí shào bàng rào jiē xiàng jiā xiāng lái bēn."
[01:13.08] jiǎ " hǎo jiǔ wa" wěi shēng yǒu qì wú lì dì
[01:29.33] yǐ zhè wèi hái méi chī fàn ne!
[01:35.14] jiǎ dǎ jiā huo
[01:37.54] yǐ jiē chàng" ěr tīng jiǔ bǎo hǎn lián shēng. jiǔ bǎo!"
[01:40.44] jiǎ " lái la! mén wài guà jiǔ huǎng, sān wǎn bù guò gāng, nín hē jiǔ ma? tóng zhì!"
[01:58.40] yǐ tóng zhì? yīng gāi jiào wǒ kè guān.
[02:06.46] jiǎ ō, nǐ kè guān, wǒ zhǔ guān?
[02:09.06] yǐ wǒ shì wǔ sōng.
[02:10.81] jiǎ nà wǒ shì ròu sōng.
[02:12.41] yǐ wǒ shì sōng huā.
[02:13.56] jiǎ wǒ shì xiǎo dǔ r.
[02:14.96] yǐ bié chàng la! nǐ zhè chū xì shì gēn shuí xué de ya?
[02:20.71] jiǎ nà nǐ shì gēn shuí xué de ya?
[02:21.92] yǐ wǒ gēn jīng jù biǎo yǎn yì shù jiā lǐ wàn chūn xiān shēng xué de.
[02:23.47] jiǎ zán men chà bù duō.
[02:25.02] yǐ nǐ gēn shuí xué de?
[02:26.52] jiǎ lǐ gǔ yī.
[02:27.42] yǐ hāi! nǐ dé shuō:" kè guān nín hē jiǔ ma?"
[02:31.57] jiǎ " kè guān nín hē jiǔ ma?"
[02:33.57] yǐ " zhèng shì."
[02:34.77] jiǎ " qǐng dào lǐ biān."
[02:40.47] yǐ " dài lù."
[02:43.27] jiǎ zuǐ lǐ dǎ jiā huo, yǐn lù, yǐ guò chǎng rù zuò" kè guān, nín xiǎng yòng diǎn shén me?"
[02:48.76] yǐ " ǎn yào yǐn jiǔ."
[02:51.22] jiǎ " bù mài."
[02:52.97] yǐ "?"
[02:54.22] jiǎ yá téng?
[03:01.22] yǐ " nán dào pà ǎn wú qián bù chéng! nǐ lái kàn, ǎn zhè lǐ yǒu sǎn suì de yín liǎng."
[03:06.22] jiǎ " yín zi?"
[03:07.47] yǐ " zhèng shì."
[03:08.67] jiǎ nín yǒu wài huì quàn ma?
[03:09.97] yǐ a? wǔ sōng néng yǒu wài huì quàn ma? nǐ dé shuō xì cí.
[03:11.47] jiǎ " kè guān, nín yǒu suǒ bù zhī, jǐng yáng gāng rú jīn chū xiàn le yì zhī lǎo shǔ."
[03:19.58] yǐ hào zǐ ya?
[03:31.14] jiǎ " duì la!"
[03:38.09] yǐ shì yì zhī lǎo hǔ.
[03:39.59] jiǎ " duì la, chū xiàn yì zhī lǎo hǔ."
[03:40.84] yǐ " yǒu hǔ pà tā zuò shèn? ǎn zhè lǐ yǒu shào bàng qǐ néng róng tā!"
[03:44.14] jiǎ " āi yā! wǒ de kè guān yé, zhè lǎo hǔ nín kě dǎ bù dé ya!"
[03:45.19] yǐ " wèi shí me?"
[03:47.74] jiǎ " tā kě lì hài zhe nǎ!"
[03:48.24] yǐ " zěn jiàn de?"
[03:51.85] jiǎ " zěn jiàn de? jiù xiàng nín zhè yàng de, hái bù gòu tā chī dùn yè xiāo de nǎ!"
[03:53.80] yǐ " nà jiù gèng yīng gāi jiāng tā chú diào."
[03:54.50] jiǎ " wǒ quàn nín hái shì duō yī shì bù rú shǎo yī shì ya!"
[03:56.10] yǐ xiào" hā hā hā"
[03:57.40] jiǎ wù jiě shuō dào xīn yǎn lǐ qù le.
[04:02.50] yǐ " hēng!" pāi zhuō zi, jiǎ xià yī tiào" zhēn zhēn qǐ yǒu cǐ lǐ, jì rán jǐng yáng gāng chū le měng hǔ shāng rén, ǎn yào duō chī jǐ bēi jiǔ, duō zēng jǐ fēn lì liàng, tǎng ruò shàng le jǐng yáng gāng jiāng hǔ dǎ sǐ, ǎn yào wèi mín chú hài. jiǔ bǎo!"
[04:20.08] jiǎ " yǒu."
[04:29.54] yǐ " nǐ jiù bào jiǔ lái?"
[04:31.79] jiǎ " shì!" zuǐ lǐ dǎ jiā huo, jiāng sù liào pí jiǔ shēng jǔ chū" kè guān qǐng yòng!"
[04:36.99] yǐ mò míng qí miào dì kàn pí jiǔ shēng" a! jiǔ jiā, zhè shì shén me?"
[04:59.89] jiǎ " qīng dǎo pí jiǔ."
[05:01.69] yǐ yǒu wǔ sōng hē pí jiǔ de ma?
[05:06.09] jiǎ " nà nǐ dǎ suàn hē shén me jiǔ wa?"
[05:08.99] yǐ " wǒ dé hē bái jiǔ."
[05:10.39] jiǎ " nín xiǎng hē bái jiǔ, hái yǒu gè guī jǔ."
[05:11.74] yǐ " shén me guī jǔ?"
[05:12.79] jiǎ " dé dā cài."
[05:13.80] yǐ " dā cài? dā shén me cài ya?"
[05:22.20] jiǎ " wǔ jīn huā shēng dòu ér, shí jīn xiàng pí yú."
[05:24.85] yǐ " a! zhè cài bǐ jiǔ guì duō le."
[05:27.85] jiǎ " pà guì bié hē ya!"
[05:29.85] yǐ " bú yào zhè yàng luō suo, kuài jiāng shàng děng hǎo jiǔ qǔ lái!"
[05:31.90] jiǎ " yào hē shàng děng hǎo jiǔ shǎo liǎo bù mài, qǐ mǎ sān shēng."
[05:36.35] yǐ " wèi shí me?"
[05:37.50] jiǎ " zhè jiào sān shēng bù guò gāng."
[05:41.25] yǐ bú duì, yīng gāi shì sān wǎn bù guò gāng.
[05:43.36] jiǎ " wǒ zhè ér lùn shēng mài."
[05:45.56] yǐ a? nǐ dǎ suàn bǎ wǒ guàn zuì lóu wa?
[05:47.56] jiǎ " zuì le gèng hǎo, shěng de nǐ shàng shān dǎ hǔ qù la!"
[05:49.21] yǐ nǐ zěn me lǎo pà wǒ dǎ hǔ wa?
[05:50.46] jiǎ " zhè lǐ yǒu xiàn lǐ gào shì yī zhāng." qǔ chū yī zhāng zhǐ
[05:52.96] yǐ " ná lái wǒ kàn!"
[05:55.46] jiǎ " kè guān zhǔ kàn."
[05:56.92] yǐ niàn" lǎo hǔ chī rén, dà jiā liú shén, bù kě wàng dòng, wéi zhě fá yín. zhēn nǎi hú yán luàn yǔ!" sī suì rēng zài dì shàng
[06:08.03] jiǎ " āi? nín zěn me gěi sī la? kè guān, nín hē jiǔ bā!"
[06:15.39] yǐ " hǎo, jǔ qǐ pí jiǔ shēng dài ǎn tòng yǐn yī shēng!" zhè duō biè niǔ wa!
[06:24.69] jiǎ nín hē le jiù bù biè niǔ la!
[06:26.64] yǐ
[06:57.10] jǔ qǐ pí jiǔ shēng yǐn jiǔ. jiǎ dūn zài yǐ shēn xià zhāng kǒu jiē dī jiǔ" zhēn nǎi měi jiǔ yě!" chàng chuī qiāng" yī hú jiāng, bù yóu rén shén wāng qì shuǎng, xiāo chóu jiě mèn tòng yǐn yī chǎng jiāng jiǔ shēng fàng xià yǒu zuì yì, hǎo jiǔ!"
[07:17.41] jiǎ " hǎo jiǔ. zhàn lì bù wěn bú shì hǎo jiǔ wǒ néng zhè mú yàng ma? ná qǐ jiǔ shēng kàn ō! hē gàn la! zhè wèi kě zhēn gòu néng hē de, nín zài lái yī shēng ba."
[07:30.17] yǐ " jiǔ jiā, ǎn yào qù le!"
[07:33.17] jiǎ " kè guān! jǐng yáng gāng kě zhēn yǒu lǎo hǔ wa!"
[07:38.57] yǐ " jiǔ jiā, ǎn cǐ fān dào le jǐng yáng gāng, dàng zhēn yù jiàn měng hǔ, ǎn zài huí dào nǐ zhè jiǔ diàn lái."
[07:42.37] jiǎ
[07:42.47] " zěn me zhāo, nín dào le jǐng yáng gāng yù jiàn lǎo hǔ nín zài huí lái? duì la! nín huí lái la lǎo hǔ yě gēn zhe huí lái la. gào sù nǐ, běn xiàn yǒu zhǐ shì, shān shàng yǒu hǔ, bù xǔ kè wǎng xíng rén dān dú tōng guò."
[08:03.38] yǐ " duō shǎo rén fāng kě fàng xíng?"
[08:11.43] jiǎ " zuì shǎo yí gè lián wǔ zhuāng bǎo hù, nín hái dé gěi bǎo hù fèi."
[08:19.50] yǐ " yī bǎi duō rén zài nǎ ér zhù wa?"
[08:21.95] jiǎ " wǒ men zhè ér jǐng yáng gāng dà jiǔ diàn lǐ biān yǒu gāo jiān ér."
[08:25.20] yǐ " gāo jiān ér?"
[08:25.65] jiǎ " nà zhēn shì guāng xiàn hǎo, mù bǎn dì xí mèng sī ruǎn chuáng huā qiáng bì yā róng zhěn tou sī róng bèi, yào xiǎng xǐ zǎo yǒu lín yù, diàn huà kōng tiáo shōu yīn jī, dǎ kāi cǎi diàn néng kàn xì, dōng tiān yǒu diàn shàn, xià tiān yǒu nuǎn qì."
[08:33.05] yǐ a! wǒ rè sǐ la!
[08:33.40] jiǎ " bù, xià tiān yǒu diàn shàn, dōng tiān yǒu nuǎn qì."
[08:41.31] yǐ zhè hái chà bù duō.
[08:43.11] jiǎ " zěn me yàng"?
[08:47.91] yǐ " tā men gǎn qíng ná lǎo hǔ zhuàn qián ya!"
[08:49.56] jiǎ " nà nín jiù zhù xià ba"!
[08:50.02] yǐ " ǎn yào zǒu le!"
[08:50.42] jiǎ " nín dàng zhēn yào zǒu?"
[08:51.57] yǐ " dàng zhēn yào zǒu."
[08:51.97] jiǎ " nà zán men jiù gū dà bái la!"
[08:54.32] yǐ shén me jiào gū dà bái a?" zǒu yě!"
[09:00.47] jiǎ ná qǐ pí jiǔ shēng dāng bào huà jī yòng" 001, 001 wǒ shì 003, wǒ shì 003."
[09:04.08] yǐ tā zhè ér hái yǒu diàn tái nǎ!
[09:06.08] jiǎ " qǐng zhù yì, qǐng zhù yì, yǒu gè dǎ hǔ zhī rén zhèng xiàng nǐ chù liú cuàn. wàng nǐ yán jiā fáng fàn! yán jiā fáng fàn!"
[09:13.93] yǐ zhè dǎo hǎo, bù fáng lǎo hǔ, fáng wǔ sōng!
[09:17.73] jiǎ " tā yào chú diào lǎo hǔ, wǒ men jiù méi fǎ zhuàn qián le."
[09:19.89] yǐ kàn qǐ lái tā men quán gōu zhe ne.
[09:21.04] jiǎ " 001, 001"
[09:22.09] yǐ bié hǎn la, nǐ zhè hǔ xíng ér gāi shàng chǎng la!
[09:27.99] jiǎ nǐ dǎ yīn luó ba! yǐ dǎ jiā huo, jiǎ xué hǔ xíng shàng chǎng dǎ hā qian" jīn ér gè yòu qǐ wǎn la!"
[09:31.94] yǐ tā hái zhēn néng shuì!
[09:42.20] jiǎ " āi yō! zhè jiā huo gòu féi de a!"
[09:49.60] yǐ tā dí gū shén me nǎ?
[09:52.36] jiǎ " kàn yàng zi yī dùn fàn chī bù liǎo, méi guān xì, shèng xià de fàng zài wǒ de diàn bīng xiāng lǐ."
[09:55.86] yǐ zhè lǎo hǔ tā men jiā yě diàn qì huà la! chōng jiǎ liàng xiàng
[10:00.02] jiǎ " màn zhe, kàn zhè gè dà hàn shēn tǐ jiàn zhuàng, shǒu tí shào bàng, yòu cū yòu pàng, nǎo mén ér fā liàng."
[10:06.12] yǐ hēi! zhè lǎo hǔ hái huì gǎn zhé nǎ!
[10:09.37] jiǎ " bié chī bù liǎo tā, zài jiào tā bǎ wǒ zòu lóu. chōng yǐ dǎ zhāo hū hā lóu! gū dé māo níng!"
[10:21.08] yǐ ō, wài guó lǎo hǔ wa!
[10:27.23] jiǎ " shǒu xiān zì wǒ jiè shào, wǒ, lán lù hǔ, běn xiàn de cái shén yé. nín fàng xīn, nín bù dǎ wǒ, wǒ jué bù chī nín. zán men shì yī huí shēng liǎng huí shú. zán men lái gè hé píng gòng chǔ zěn me yàng a? gē men r?"
[10:41.15] yǐ " gē men r? zhe dǎ!"
[10:42.35] jiǎ " dū zàn tíng, nǐ yào zhēn dǎ wǒ kě jiù yào chī nǐ la, bù chī diào nǐ duì bù qǐ bǎo hù wǒ de zhè bāng dì xiōng."
[10:44.85] yǐ ō, zhè lǎo hǔ gēn tā men yī mǎ shì ér.
[10:48.15] jiǎ " áo ér" hǔ jiào
[10:51.11] yǐ " zhe dǎ." èr rén kāi dǎ, sān quán jiāng hǔ dǎ sǐ, wǔ sōng shōu shì
[10:52.31] jiǎ bàn sǐ yòu huó le" wǔ sōng!"
[10:53.66] yǐ xià yī tiào" āi? nǐ zěn me yòu huó le?"
[11:15.28] jiǎ " gào sù nǐ: dǎ sǐ wǒ, nǐ yě chéng bù liǎo yīng xióng."
[11:17.39] yǐ " zěn me?"
[11:17.69] jiǎ " nǐ pò huài le shēng tài píng héng! wǒ sǐ le tā men yě ráo bù liǎo nǐ!"
[11:19.64] yǐ bié hǎn la! liè hù gāi shàng chǎng la!
[11:24.59] jiǎ hǎo, nín zài liàng gè xiāng ér ba yǐ liàng xiàng ér shù bǎn" diàn huà jiē dào le, jí máng wǎng wài pǎo. āi! bié dǎ le!" yòng dào kǒu
[11:32.09] yǐ mò míng qí miào dì" zěn me huí shì?"
[11:35.50] jiǎ " wǒ wèn wèn nǐ, zhè gè lǎo hǔ mà nǐ la?"
[11:41.45] yǐ " wú yǒu."
[11:41.70] jiǎ " tā tōu nǐ dōng xī la?"
[11:43.00] yǐ " wú yǒu."
[11:43.96] jiǎ " tā dì sān zhě chā zú la?"
[11:45.31] yǐ a zhè lǎo hǔ hái shēn tuǐ ne!" yě wú yǒu."
[11:54.36] jiǎ " nà nǐ wèi ma dǎ tā ne?"
[11:54.86] yǐ " zhǐ yīn měng hǔ chī rén!"
[11:55.31] jiǎ " fèi huà! lǎo hǔ è liǎo bù chī rén chī shén me? wǒ kàn chū lái le, nǐ shì xiǎng chū fēng tou, xiǎng dāng xiān jìn, xiǎng dāng yīng xióng, nǐ xiǎng"
[12:00.96] yǐ " xiǎng shén me?"
[12:01.31] jiǎ " xiǎng qǐ lái zài shuō."
[12:01.76] yǐ hǎo ma, méi pǔ r.
[12:02.16] jiǎ " zhè zhǐ hǔ nǎ ér dōu bù xǔ dòng!"
[12:02.81] yǐ " ǎn jiù shì yào mō mō lǎo hǔ pì gǔ."
[12:03.56] jiǎ " nà gè dì fāng shì suí biàn mō zhe wán ér de ma? nà shi jìn qū!"
[12:04.66] yǐ " jìn qū? ǎn yǐ jiāng lǎo hǔ dǎ sǐ la!"
[12:19.23] jiǎ yī lèng" ō, sǐ la! ǎn lái wǎn le. dà kū āi yā! nǐ zhè bú shì yào le wǒ de mìng le ma? wǒ de lǎo hǔ wa!"
[12:21.28] yǐ nǐ kū shén me ya?
[12:21.63] jiǎ " lǎo hǔ yī sǐ ǎn men jiù shī yè la!"
[12:22.28] yǐ " shī yè la?"
[12:22.63] jiǎ " zì cóng yǒu le zhè zhǐ lǎo hǔ, ǎn men zhèi xiē rén kě jiù yǒu le fàn wǎn zi la. xiàn lǐ xiàng shàng jí dǎ le bào gào yào le zhuān kuǎn, yuè yuè lǐng gōng zī, tiān tiān ná bǔ zhù wa! měi tiān shàng bān jiù bǎo hù zhè zhǐ lǎo hǔ wa. zhàn lèi le zuò zhe, zuò lèi le dūn zhe, dūn lèi le guì zhe, guì lèi le tǎng zhe, tǎng lèi le pā zhe, pā lèi le ná dà dǐng."
[12:27.78] yǐ wǒ kàn nǐ men shì chī bǎo le chēng de?
[12:28.43] jiǎ " xiàn zài wǒ men zhèng xiǎng zhǎo yì zhī mǔ lǎo hǔ wa!"
[12:29.28] yǐ gàn má ya?
[12:29.48] jiǎ " jié hūn pèi duì r ya!"
[12:29.99] yǐ pèi duì r?
[12:30.24] jiǎ chàng" shù shàng de lǎo hǔ chéng shuāng duì ér."
[12:30.99] yǐ lǎo hǔ dōu shàng shù la!
[12:31.39] jiǎ " shù xià de lǎo hǔ yǒu yī duī."
[12:31.99] yǐ nǎ ér nà me xiē xiǎo lǎo hǔ ya?
[12:32.49] jiǎ " dà lǎo hǔ xià le xiǎo lǎo hǔ, xiǎo lǎo hǔ zài xià xiǎo xiǎo lǎo hǔ wǒ ér zi jiē wǒ de bān ér, wǒ de sūn zi jiē wǒ ér zi de bān ér, wǒ men zǐ zǐ sūn sūn shì wú yǒu qióng jìn de."
[12:41.84] yǐ yī qún lǎn hàn!
[12:42.09] jiǎ bǎ yǐ shuān shàng" zǒu!"
[12:44.24] yǐ " nǎ lǐ qù!"
[12:44.59] jiǎ " dào xiàn chén dǎ guān sī."
[12:45.84] yǐ " xiǎng ǎn wǔ sōng, lián hǔ dōu bù pà, hái pà jiàn guān!"
[12:46.79] jiǎ " shǎo shuō fèi huà, nǐ zǒu ba."
[12:47.39] yǐ " wǒ dǎ hǔ dào dǎ chū lòu zǐ lái la? wǒ zhāo shuí rě shuí la?"
[12:50.99] jiǎ zǒu yí gè yuán chǎng" dào le, dài ǎn qù jī gǔ."
[12:51.94] yǐ qù ba.
[12:52.09] jiǎ " dōng dōng dōng!"
[12:52.39] yǐ zhè gǔ zěn me zhè gè wèi r ya?
[12:52.89] jiǎ " jiào wǒ gěi dǎ lòu la!"
[12:53.39] yǐ shuí jiào nǐ shǐ nà me dà de jìn lái la! nín zhè xiàn guān gāi shàng chǎng la.
[12:54.50] jiǎ wǒ jiào bǎn nǐ dǎ jiā huo!" ā hā! yǐ dǎ jiā huo shù bǎn ér" zuó rì, zuó rì wǒ zuò le yí gè nán kē mèng, mǎn tóu dà hàn xīn fān téng, zuǒ yǎn tiào, yòu yǎn bèng, jīn tiān kǒng pà chū shì qíng, chū shì qíng." zhuǎn shēn rù zuò" hé rén hǎn yuān nǎ?"
[13:17.11] yǐ zhè shì shén me niǎo jiào nǎ?
[13:32.32] jiǎ " nǐ shì hé rén nǎ?"
[13:33.83] yǐ " xiǎo rén xìng wǔ míng sōng."
[13:36.43] jiǎ " liè hù yīn hé zhuàng gào yú nǐ?"
[13:37.79] yǐ " zhǐ yīn jǐng yáng gāng měng hǔ shāng rén, bèi xiǎo rén dǎ sǐ le!"
[13:39.55] jiǎ " nǐ dài zěn jiǎng?"
[13:40.65] yǐ " bèi xiǎo rén dǎ sǐ le!"
[13:42.10] jiǎ " dǎ sǐ le?!" chōu chù
[13:43.60] yǐ " lǎo yé xǐng lái!"
[13:44.70] jiǎ " bú yào jǐn, wǒ zhè yǒu xiāo suān gān yóu."
[13:54.51] yǐ " zhè lǎo yé guān xīn bìng fàn le!"
[13:57.91] jiǎ tāo chū yào rēng jìn zuǐ lǐ
[13:58.61] yǐ " wǒ shuō lǎo yé, nǐ zhì yú ma?"
[13:59.21] jiǎ " dū! dǎn dà! dǎn dà! dǎn dà bāo tiān! tiān jīn bāo zi!"
[14:00.31] yǐ hāi!
[14:00.41] jiǎ " nǐ zhī dào ma? zhè lǎo hǔ shì xiàn lǐ de yáo qián shù."
[14:01.86] yǐ " xiàn lǐ yě zhǐ zhe lǎo hǔ huó zhe ne."
[14:04.93] jiǎ " nà shi bù jiǎ, shàng miàn nián nián gěi hǔ zāi qiú jì, zāi mín bǔ zhù. yǐ jí fáng hǔ kāi xiāo, tiān rén jìn hǔ"
[14:09.32] yǐ " tiān rén jìn hǔ?"
[14:12.12] jiǎ " hǔ duō jiù jì duō."
[14:14.93] yǐ " nà tiān rén ne?"
[14:15.78] jiǎ " xún hǔ nǚ láng."
[14:16.18] yǐ " shuí ya?"
[14:16.48] jiǎ " pān jīn lián."
[14:17.58] yǐ hài! nín qiáo zhǎo zhè rén ér.
[14:18.53] jiǎ " zài zhě shuō, lǎo hǔ shì wǒ de jù bǎo pén, yǒu le tā, liè hù gěi wǒ sòng lǐ shàng gòng, jiǔ bǎo sòng wǒ jiān zhí fèi."
[14:20.48] yǐ " nà ér gēn nǐ yǒu shén me guān xì ya?"
[14:21.13] jiǎ " lǎo yé wǒ shì jǐng yáng gāng dà jiǔ diàn de míng yù dǒng shì zhǎng."
[14:22.78] yǐ zhè wèi shì hòu tái.
[14:26.73] jiǎ wěi qū" zhè xià quán wán la" kū" jiē yì sān bān quán tǐ sù lì."
[14:29.53] yǐ gàn má?
[14:30.43] jiǎ " wèi le wǒ men dà jiā suǒ yī lài de lǎo hǔ tā lǎo rén jiā de bù xìng shì shì mò āi!" bǎ xiào mào zi dài zài tóu shàng
[14:37.89] yǐ zhè shì shén me dé xíng a!
[14:44.61] jiǎ zuǐ lǐ hēng zhe āi yuè zǒu dào zhōng jiān chàng" lǎo hǔ jīn nián liù suì bàn, yī shēng wèi xiàn lǐ zuò gòng xiàn, jīn tiān wú gū bèi dǎ sǐ., yǒng yuǎn huó zài wǒ xīn jiān."
[15:06.72] yǐ hēi! tā bǎ āi yuè tián cí la.
[15:14.52] jiǎ " wǔ sōng nǐ kě zhī zuì?"
[15:16.12] yǐ " xiǎo rén hé zuì zhī yǒu?"
[15:17.32] jiǎ " nǐ qiě tīng le!"
[15:18.57] yǐ " nǐ shuō ba!"
[15:18.92]
[16:06.81] yǐ " zěn me yàng a?"
[16:12.76] jiǎ " hēng hēng! nǐ gěi wǒ xià gè xiǎo lǎo hǔ."
[16:17.52] yǐ a?
[16:17.67] jiǎ " wǒ jiù ráo le nǐ."
[16:18.12] yǐ qù nǐ de ba!
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