Princess Rap Battle: Dorothy vs. Alice

Princess Rap Battle: Dorothy vs. Alice 歌词

歌曲 Princess Rap Battle: Dorothy vs. Alice
歌手 Whitney Avalon
歌手 Emily Kinney
专辑 Princess Rap Battle: Dorothy vs. Alice
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[00:14.351] A:When you look into the mirror
[00:15.742] I’m sure you’re distressed
[00:16.891] Your book borrowed my look
[00:18.092] You’re even wearing my dress
[00:19.493] I been rocking this game
[00:20.674] Since before you were born
[00:21.840] This corny copy’s lost because
[00:23.132] She ain’t in Kansas anymore
[00:24.320] I'm surprised your garbage squad
[00:25.666] Hasn't fallen apart
[00:26.877] Yellow bellied, empty-headed
[00:27.959] That one’s got no heart
[00:29.462] Double killers, caterpillars
[00:30.668] And a mad man in my crew
[00:32.007] Put you on blast, I gotta ask
[00:33.463] Who are you?
[00:36.833] D:Well, I’m Dorothy Gale
[00:38.069] And you’re on my street
[00:39.402] Not a good witch, I’m a bad *****
[00:40.534] Ruby kicks on my feet
[00:41.891] Quirky stupid chicks
[00:43.299] And nobody can stand ‘em
[00:44.397] You’re that annoying girl shouting
[00:45.813] LOL I’m so random
[00:47.184] I got sense and sensibility
[00:48.228] Like my girl Jane Austen
[00:49.569] Wreckin’ your tea party
[00:50.730] Like they did back in Boston
[00:52.066] Word to your moms
[00:53.158] I’m dropping L. Frank Bombs
[00:54.426] Got more bars than Wonka
[00:55.492] More composed than Brahms
[00:56.886] Better say your prayers
[00:58.311] T:We’re your worst nightmares
[00:59.612] D:Keep dreaming, you’ll be screaming
[01:00.691] Lions, tigers, and bears
[01:01.866] S:Oh my!
[01:02.215] D:I’ve come to free the land
[01:03.207] From an olive hand
[01:04.286] A beginning middle end that
[01:05.454] Even kids can understand
[01:06.934] In your sadness you wallow
[01:07.995] Talkin’ rabbits you follow
[01:09.373] Put a bottle near your mouth
[01:10.654] You’re not thinkin’, you swallow
[01:11.975] I didn’t make the mold
[01:13.172] But I’m the one who broke it
[01:14.464] I’m the better ******e
[01:15.576] Stick that in your pipe and smoke it
[01:19.692] A:No place like home?
[01:20.654] You’re from a podunk prairie
[01:22.177] Ease on down the road
[01:23.159] Cause shiz is gonna get scary
[01:24.410] What’s your battle plan?
[01:25.662] I don’t think you understand
[01:26.879] A coward, dolt and bag of bolts
[01:28.198] Can’t step to Wonderland
[01:29.429] Don't make me light up your friend
[01:30.517] Cause he’s met his match
[01:31.661] A stitched together strawman
[01:33.094] That stinks like bandersnatch
[01:34.489] You’re washed up and washed out
[01:36.050] You’re fading, and thus
[01:36.984] Click your heels together baby
[01:38.103] And bugger off to Kansas
[01:42.161] S:Who needs brains when you have
[01:43.505] This much swagger
[01:44.513] I don’t even gotta think
[01:45.394] And I got moves like Jagger
[01:46.923] I’m outstanding in my field
[01:48.218] While you have mental lapses
[01:49.473] Teaching crows how to murder
[01:50.498] With my lack of synapses
[01:51.916] Noggin stuffed with knowledge
[01:53.168] Stitching rhymes so raw
[01:54.433] Throwing shade at Oz?
[01:55.629] Hay, that’s the last straw
[01:56.845] Let’s have a heart to heart
[01:57.943] You tart stealing tart
[01:59.339] Alice, you’re so stupid
[02:00.662] You make me look smart
[02:06.973] T:Gimme that oil can
[02:08.325] So I can get loose
[02:09.431] I’m relaxing while I’m axing
[02:10.714] Through your crew like a spruce
[02:11.925] I’m a ten out of tin
[02:13.026] The heavy metal playa hater
[02:14.584] I’m heartless and relentless
[02:15.711] Like the ******* Terminator
[02:16.970] Got more joints than Snoop
[02:18.108] Sippin’ mock turtle soup
[02:19.349] Hell, I’m just blowing off steam
[02:20.642] Like a chimney (Toot Toot)
[02:21.945] I ain’t scared of ****
[02:22.927] Cause I’m bulletproof
[02:24.319] Throw your hands in the air
[02:25.214] And raise this hot tin roof
[02:32.015] L:Let me at ‘em
[02:32.949] I’ll tear ‘em limb from limb
[02:34.158] Smack a hat off the whack job
[02:35.705] Make a snack of Tweedledim
[02:36.878] You fellas are all yella
[02:38.143] You ain’t got what I got
[02:39.280] With a paw behind my back
[02:40.583] I’ll tie you all up in a knot
[02:42.104] Outrageous and courageous
[02:43.088] That’s kinda my thing
[02:44.460] Bow down to the crown
[02:45.684] It’s good to be the king
[02:46.877] Scurry home with your friends
[02:48.068] Miss Little Bo Peep
[02:49.348] A lion doesn’t pay attention
[02:50.628] To the opinions of sheep
[02:57.118] T:You wanna step to this duo
[02:58.191] Cause we’re ready to battle
[02:59.494] Dee and Dum are down to frickin’
[03:00.639] Spank your ass like a paddle
[03:01.992] Beg and plead on your knees
[03:03.059] To the double trouble emcees
[03:04.242] And if you don’t like it
[03:05.731] You can tweedle-deez
[03:06.966] These tale-telling twins are
[03:08.275] Stopping, dropping, and rocking you
[03:09.426] Choppin’ and mockin’
[03:10.728] Snicker snakt jabberwocking you
[03:12.052] Talk smack in our world
[03:13.172] It’s off with your head
[03:14.359] We go hard, pull your card
[03:15.793] And paint your chest red
[03:27.107] M:Today is my unbirthday
[03:28.135] And it’s not cause I hate ya
[03:29.346] Serving dishes and dissin’ ya
[03:30.663] Cause I’m nutty by nature
[03:32.081] My writing desk riddle
[03:33.198] Can you tackle it quick?
[03:34.360] It makes no sense to rap
[03:35.626] Against a ‘raven’ lunatic
[03:36.959] She’d be a Tea Party crasher?
[03:38.217] This bastard haberdasher came to
[03:39.452] Trash and slash and bash and
[03:40.563] Put her ***** out to pasture
[03:42.125] I’m a dastardly villain
[03:43.020] Like a riddling Dillinger
[03:44.434] Top billing in shillings
[03:45.618] This milliner’s killing her
[03:46.946] I keep my mug mean
[03:47.991] I keep my cups clean
[03:49.289] I’m the baddest maddest hatter
[03:50.453] That the world has ever seen
[03:51.758] Look at your face
[03:53.188] You're so troubled, my dear!
[03:54.403] Of course our raps make you angry
[03:55.971] We're all mad here
[03:59.676] D:Your sloppy story structure
[04:00.759] Simply can’t be excused
[04:01.686] Just like the audience
[04:02.823] You spent your whole movie confused
[04:04.346] Our adventure had a point
[04:05.517] We found the man behind the curtain
[04:06.810] I would ruin your whole world
[04:08.108] But that's been done by Tim Burton
[04:09.596] I’m slammin’ other damsels
[04:10.710] While I’m spittin’ so speedily
[04:11.857] Running rampant on these cowards
[04:12.872] That are dumber than Tweedledee
[04:14.354] We’re ferocious fierce and feisty
[04:15.623] You’re a sleepy little mouse
[04:16.819] Watch me smash and flatten *******
[04:18.065] When I bring down the house
[04:24.594] A:Oh, my story’s nonsense?
[04:25.700] Yeah whatever, witch please
[04:27.046] You’ve got funky flying monkeys
[04:28.327] And apple-throwing trees
[04:29.439] This home wrecker in checkers
[04:30.615] Hits her head then it stops
[04:31.797] Suddenly a bunch of runts
[04:33.093] Start singing about lollipops
[04:34.558] You’re as stupid as the scarecrow
[04:35.620] With only half of his charm
[04:36.765] This fool forgot these are the dudes
[04:38.058] That freakin’ lived on her farm
[04:39.424] You’re stressin’ cause you’re messing
[04:40.807] With a verbal giant sweetie
[04:41.889] Ya want to pick on someone
[04:44.166] My size? Eat me!
[00:14.351] A: When you look into the mirror
[00:15.742] I' m sure you' re distressed
[00:16.891] Your book borrowed my look
[00:18.092] You' re even wearing my dress
[00:19.493] I been rocking this game
[00:20.674] Since before you were born
[00:21.840] This corny copy' s lost because
[00:23.132] She ain' t in Kansas anymore
[00:24.320] I' m surprised your garbage squad
[00:25.666] Hasn' t fallen apart
[00:26.877] Yellow bellied, emptyheaded
[00:27.959] That one' s got no heart
[00:29.462] Double killers, caterpillars
[00:30.668] And a mad man in my crew
[00:32.007] Put you on blast, I gotta ask
[00:33.463] Who are you?
[00:36.833] D: Well, I' m Dorothy Gale
[00:38.069] And you' re on my street
[00:39.402] Not a good witch, I' m a bad
[00:40.534] Ruby kicks on my feet
[00:41.891] Quirky stupid chicks
[00:43.299] And nobody can stand ' em
[00:44.397] You' re that annoying girl shouting
[00:45.813] LOL I' m so random
[00:47.184] I got sense and sensibility
[00:48.228] Like my girl Jane Austen
[00:49.569] Wreckin' your tea party
[00:50.730] Like they did back in Boston
[00:52.066] Word to your moms
[00:53.158] I' m dropping L. Frank Bombs
[00:54.426] Got more bars than Wonka
[00:55.492] More composed than Brahms
[00:56.886] Better say your prayers
[00:58.311] T: We' re your worst nightmares
[00:59.612] D: Keep dreaming, you' ll be screaming
[01:00.691] Lions, tigers, and bears
[01:01.866] S: Oh my!
[01:02.215] D: I' ve come to free the land
[01:03.207] From an olive hand
[01:04.286] A beginning middle end that
[01:05.454] Even kids can understand
[01:06.934] In your sadness you wallow
[01:07.995] Talkin' rabbits you follow
[01:09.373] Put a bottle near your mouth
[01:10.654] You' re not thinkin', you swallow
[01:11.975] I didn' t make the mold
[01:13.172] But I' m the one who broke it
[01:14.464] I' m the better e
[01:15.576] Stick that in your pipe and smoke it
[01:19.692] A: No place like home?
[01:20.654] You' re from a podunk prairie
[01:22.177] Ease on down the road
[01:23.159] Cause shiz is gonna get scary
[01:24.410] What' s your battle plan?
[01:25.662] I don' t think you understand
[01:26.879] A coward, dolt and bag of bolts
[01:28.198] Can' t step to Wonderland
[01:29.429] Don' t make me light up your friend
[01:30.517] Cause he' s met his match
[01:31.661] A stitched together strawman
[01:33.094] That stinks like bandersnatch
[01:34.489] You' re washed up and washed out
[01:36.050] You' re fading, and thus
[01:36.984] Click your heels together baby
[01:38.103] And bugger off to Kansas
[01:42.161] S: Who needs brains when you have
[01:43.505] This much swagger
[01:44.513] I don' t even gotta think
[01:45.394] And I got moves like Jagger
[01:46.923] I' m outstanding in my field
[01:48.218] While you have mental lapses
[01:49.473] Teaching crows how to murder
[01:50.498] With my lack of synapses
[01:51.916] Noggin stuffed with knowledge
[01:53.168] Stitching rhymes so raw
[01:54.433] Throwing shade at Oz?
[01:55.629] Hay, that' s the last straw
[01:56.845] Let' s have a heart to heart
[01:57.943] You tart stealing tart
[01:59.339] Alice, you' re so stupid
[02:00.662] You make me look smart
[02:06.973] T: Gimme that oil can
[02:08.325] So I can get loose
[02:09.431] I' m relaxing while I' m axing
[02:10.714] Through your crew like a spruce
[02:11.925] I' m a ten out of tin
[02:13.026] The heavy metal playa hater
[02:14.584] I' m heartless and relentless
[02:15.711] Like the Terminator
[02:16.970] Got more joints than Snoop
[02:18.108] Sippin' mock turtle soup
[02:19.349] Hell, I' m just blowing off steam
[02:20.642] Like a chimney Toot Toot
[02:21.945] I ain' t scared of
[02:22.927] Cause I' m bulletproof
[02:24.319] Throw your hands in the air
[02:25.214] And raise this hot tin roof
[02:32.015] L: Let me at ' em
[02:32.949] I' ll tear ' em limb from limb
[02:34.158] Smack a hat off the whack job
[02:35.705] Make a snack of Tweedledim
[02:36.878] You fellas are all yella
[02:38.143] You ain' t got what I got
[02:39.280] With a paw behind my back
[02:40.583] I' ll tie you all up in a knot
[02:42.104] Outrageous and courageous
[02:43.088] That' s kinda my thing
[02:44.460] Bow down to the crown
[02:45.684] It' s good to be the king
[02:46.877] Scurry home with your friends
[02:48.068] Miss Little Bo Peep
[02:49.348] A lion doesn' t pay attention
[02:50.628] To the opinions of sheep
[02:57.118] T: You wanna step to this duo
[02:58.191] Cause we' re ready to battle
[02:59.494] Dee and Dum are down to frickin'
[03:00.639] Spank your ass like a paddle
[03:01.992] Beg and plead on your knees
[03:03.059] To the double trouble emcees
[03:04.242] And if you don' t like it
[03:05.731] You can tweedledeez
[03:06.966] These taletelling twins are
[03:08.275] Stopping, dropping, and rocking you
[03:09.426] Choppin' and mockin'
[03:10.728] Snicker snakt jabberwocking you
[03:12.052] Talk smack in our world
[03:13.172] It' s off with your head
[03:14.359] We go hard, pull your card
[03:15.793] And paint your chest red
[03:27.107] M: Today is my unbirthday
[03:28.135] And it' s not cause I hate ya
[03:29.346] Serving dishes and dissin' ya
[03:30.663] Cause I' m nutty by nature
[03:32.081] My writing desk riddle
[03:33.198] Can you tackle it quick?
[03:34.360] It makes no sense to rap
[03:35.626] Against a ' raven' lunatic
[03:36.959] She' d be a Tea Party crasher?
[03:38.217] This bastard haberdasher came to
[03:39.452] Trash and slash and bash and
[03:40.563] Put her out to pasture
[03:42.125] I' m a dastardly villain
[03:43.020] Like a riddling Dillinger
[03:44.434] Top billing in shillings
[03:45.618] This milliner' s killing her
[03:46.946] I keep my mug mean
[03:47.991] I keep my cups clean
[03:49.289] I' m the baddest maddest hatter
[03:50.453] That the world has ever seen
[03:51.758] Look at your face
[03:53.188] You' re so troubled, my dear!
[03:54.403] Of course our raps make you angry
[03:55.971] We' re all mad here
[03:59.676] D: Your sloppy story structure
[04:00.759] Simply can' t be excused
[04:01.686] Just like the audience
[04:02.823] You spent your whole movie confused
[04:04.346] Our adventure had a point
[04:05.517] We found the man behind the curtain
[04:06.810] I would ruin your whole world
[04:08.108] But that' s been done by Tim Burton
[04:09.596] I' m slammin' other damsels
[04:10.710] While I' m spittin' so speedily
[04:11.857] Running rampant on these cowards
[04:12.872] That are dumber than Tweedledee
[04:14.354] We' re ferocious fierce and feisty
[04:15.623] You' re a sleepy little mouse
[04:16.819] Watch me smash and flatten
[04:18.065] When I bring down the house
[04:24.594] A: Oh, my story' s nonsense?
[04:25.700] Yeah whatever, witch please
[04:27.046] You' ve got funky flying monkeys
[04:28.327] And applethrowing trees
[04:29.439] This home wrecker in checkers
[04:30.615] Hits her head then it stops
[04:31.797] Suddenly a bunch of runts
[04:33.093] Start singing about lollipops
[04:34.558] You' re as stupid as the scarecrow
[04:35.620] With only half of his charm
[04:36.765] This fool forgot these are the dudes
[04:38.058] That freakin' lived on her farm
[04:39.424] You' re stressin' cause you' re messing
[04:40.807] With a verbal giant sweetie
[04:41.889] Ya want to pick on someone
[04:44.166] My size? Eat me!
[00:14.351] A: When you look into the mirror
[00:15.742] I' m sure you' re distressed
[00:16.891] Your book borrowed my look
[00:18.092] You' re even wearing my dress
[00:19.493] I been rocking this game
[00:20.674] Since before you were born
[00:21.840] This corny copy' s lost because
[00:23.132] She ain' t in Kansas anymore
[00:24.320] I' m surprised your garbage squad
[00:25.666] Hasn' t fallen apart
[00:26.877] Yellow bellied, emptyheaded
[00:27.959] That one' s got no heart
[00:29.462] Double killers, caterpillars
[00:30.668] And a mad man in my crew
[00:32.007] Put you on blast, I gotta ask
[00:33.463] Who are you?
[00:36.833] D: Well, I' m Dorothy Gale
[00:38.069] And you' re on my street
[00:39.402] Not a good witch, I' m a bad
[00:40.534] Ruby kicks on my feet
[00:41.891] Quirky stupid chicks
[00:43.299] And nobody can stand ' em
[00:44.397] You' re that annoying girl shouting
[00:45.813] LOL I' m so random
[00:47.184] I got sense and sensibility
[00:48.228] Like my girl Jane Austen
[00:49.569] Wreckin' your tea party
[00:50.730] Like they did back in Boston
[00:52.066] Word to your moms
[00:53.158] I' m dropping L. Frank Bombs
[00:54.426] Got more bars than Wonka
[00:55.492] More composed than Brahms
[00:56.886] Better say your prayers
[00:58.311] T: We' re your worst nightmares
[00:59.612] D: Keep dreaming, you' ll be screaming
[01:00.691] Lions, tigers, and bears
[01:01.866] S: Oh my!
[01:02.215] D: I' ve come to free the land
[01:03.207] From an olive hand
[01:04.286] A beginning middle end that
[01:05.454] Even kids can understand
[01:06.934] In your sadness you wallow
[01:07.995] Talkin' rabbits you follow
[01:09.373] Put a bottle near your mouth
[01:10.654] You' re not thinkin', you swallow
[01:11.975] I didn' t make the mold
[01:13.172] But I' m the one who broke it
[01:14.464] I' m the better e
[01:15.576] Stick that in your pipe and smoke it
[01:19.692] A: No place like home?
[01:20.654] You' re from a podunk prairie
[01:22.177] Ease on down the road
[01:23.159] Cause shiz is gonna get scary
[01:24.410] What' s your battle plan?
[01:25.662] I don' t think you understand
[01:26.879] A coward, dolt and bag of bolts
[01:28.198] Can' t step to Wonderland
[01:29.429] Don' t make me light up your friend
[01:30.517] Cause he' s met his match
[01:31.661] A stitched together strawman
[01:33.094] That stinks like bandersnatch
[01:34.489] You' re washed up and washed out
[01:36.050] You' re fading, and thus
[01:36.984] Click your heels together baby
[01:38.103] And bugger off to Kansas
[01:42.161] S: Who needs brains when you have
[01:43.505] This much swagger
[01:44.513] I don' t even gotta think
[01:45.394] And I got moves like Jagger
[01:46.923] I' m outstanding in my field
[01:48.218] While you have mental lapses
[01:49.473] Teaching crows how to murder
[01:50.498] With my lack of synapses
[01:51.916] Noggin stuffed with knowledge
[01:53.168] Stitching rhymes so raw
[01:54.433] Throwing shade at Oz?
[01:55.629] Hay, that' s the last straw
[01:56.845] Let' s have a heart to heart
[01:57.943] You tart stealing tart
[01:59.339] Alice, you' re so stupid
[02:00.662] You make me look smart
[02:06.973] T: Gimme that oil can
[02:08.325] So I can get loose
[02:09.431] I' m relaxing while I' m axing
[02:10.714] Through your crew like a spruce
[02:11.925] I' m a ten out of tin
[02:13.026] The heavy metal playa hater
[02:14.584] I' m heartless and relentless
[02:15.711] Like the Terminator
[02:16.970] Got more joints than Snoop
[02:18.108] Sippin' mock turtle soup
[02:19.349] Hell, I' m just blowing off steam
[02:20.642] Like a chimney Toot Toot
[02:21.945] I ain' t scared of
[02:22.927] Cause I' m bulletproof
[02:24.319] Throw your hands in the air
[02:25.214] And raise this hot tin roof
[02:32.015] L: Let me at ' em
[02:32.949] I' ll tear ' em limb from limb
[02:34.158] Smack a hat off the whack job
[02:35.705] Make a snack of Tweedledim
[02:36.878] You fellas are all yella
[02:38.143] You ain' t got what I got
[02:39.280] With a paw behind my back
[02:40.583] I' ll tie you all up in a knot
[02:42.104] Outrageous and courageous
[02:43.088] That' s kinda my thing
[02:44.460] Bow down to the crown
[02:45.684] It' s good to be the king
[02:46.877] Scurry home with your friends
[02:48.068] Miss Little Bo Peep
[02:49.348] A lion doesn' t pay attention
[02:50.628] To the opinions of sheep
[02:57.118] T: You wanna step to this duo
[02:58.191] Cause we' re ready to battle
[02:59.494] Dee and Dum are down to frickin'
[03:00.639] Spank your ass like a paddle
[03:01.992] Beg and plead on your knees
[03:03.059] To the double trouble emcees
[03:04.242] And if you don' t like it
[03:05.731] You can tweedledeez
[03:06.966] These taletelling twins are
[03:08.275] Stopping, dropping, and rocking you
[03:09.426] Choppin' and mockin'
[03:10.728] Snicker snakt jabberwocking you
[03:12.052] Talk smack in our world
[03:13.172] It' s off with your head
[03:14.359] We go hard, pull your card
[03:15.793] And paint your chest red
[03:27.107] M: Today is my unbirthday
[03:28.135] And it' s not cause I hate ya
[03:29.346] Serving dishes and dissin' ya
[03:30.663] Cause I' m nutty by nature
[03:32.081] My writing desk riddle
[03:33.198] Can you tackle it quick?
[03:34.360] It makes no sense to rap
[03:35.626] Against a ' raven' lunatic
[03:36.959] She' d be a Tea Party crasher?
[03:38.217] This bastard haberdasher came to
[03:39.452] Trash and slash and bash and
[03:40.563] Put her out to pasture
[03:42.125] I' m a dastardly villain
[03:43.020] Like a riddling Dillinger
[03:44.434] Top billing in shillings
[03:45.618] This milliner' s killing her
[03:46.946] I keep my mug mean
[03:47.991] I keep my cups clean
[03:49.289] I' m the baddest maddest hatter
[03:50.453] That the world has ever seen
[03:51.758] Look at your face
[03:53.188] You' re so troubled, my dear!
[03:54.403] Of course our raps make you angry
[03:55.971] We' re all mad here
[03:59.676] D: Your sloppy story structure
[04:00.759] Simply can' t be excused
[04:01.686] Just like the audience
[04:02.823] You spent your whole movie confused
[04:04.346] Our adventure had a point
[04:05.517] We found the man behind the curtain
[04:06.810] I would ruin your whole world
[04:08.108] But that' s been done by Tim Burton
[04:09.596] I' m slammin' other damsels
[04:10.710] While I' m spittin' so speedily
[04:11.857] Running rampant on these cowards
[04:12.872] That are dumber than Tweedledee
[04:14.354] We' re ferocious fierce and feisty
[04:15.623] You' re a sleepy little mouse
[04:16.819] Watch me smash and flatten
[04:18.065] When I bring down the house
[04:24.594] A: Oh, my story' s nonsense?
[04:25.700] Yeah whatever, witch please
[04:27.046] You' ve got funky flying monkeys
[04:28.327] And applethrowing trees
[04:29.439] This home wrecker in checkers
[04:30.615] Hits her head then it stops
[04:31.797] Suddenly a bunch of runts
[04:33.093] Start singing about lollipops
[04:34.558] You' re as stupid as the scarecrow
[04:35.620] With only half of his charm
[04:36.765] This fool forgot these are the dudes
[04:38.058] That freakin' lived on her farm
[04:39.424] You' re stressin' cause you' re messing
[04:40.807] With a verbal giant sweetie
[04:41.889] Ya want to pick on someone
[04:44.166] My size? Eat me!
Princess Rap Battle: Dorothy vs. Alice 歌词
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