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| [00:30.08] | 这是嘛了嘛 嘛玩儿 |
| [00:39.30] | 这又是嘛了嘛 嘛玩儿 |
| [00:45.98] | 是谁让咱的父母吗嘛都是这儿的人 |
| [00:49.33] | 咱们身上就得散发着这儿的味儿 |
| [00:53.53] | 是谁给你盖了房子又娶了媳妇儿 |
| [00:56.92] | 你就得替他整点子他的她的事儿 |
| [01:00.77] | 你要我看这本地人它和外乡人之间它也没有多麽大的区别 |
| [01:08.57] | 抖出的攒儿全都乃乃的一样就象电视剧中穿插的广告 |
| [01:16.00] | 这个健康节目它到底有多大你上了网后马上就全都明白了 |
| [01:23.54] | 就看那高的矮的胖的瘦的丑的俏地人儿 |
| [01:27.03] | 他们都想让你投他们一票 |
| [01:30.91] | 这是嘛了嘛 嘛玩儿 |
| [01:38.84] | 这又是嘛了嘛 嘛玩儿 |
| [01:42.83] | 这么说话 这这没法儿说 |
| [01:45.71] | 怨不得嘛这些日子街道里的积极分子们抖地可都是听不懂的词儿 |
| [01:52.82] | 泡在口力口口非馆儿里边握着刀叉掰呼着洋文 |
| [01:57.07] | 你嘛拿的都是东方人的劲儿 |
| [02:00.67] | 同志这个称呼已经不使了改成哈喽 嘿酋 |
| [02:05.99] | 哎 这是啥味儿啊 |
| [02:08.33] | 怎麽怎麽了民族文化 码根码要发扬光大嘛靠的就是这些个人儿吗 |
| [02:15.62] | 它也难怪支书老是对俺说是做为中国人就应该有中国人的骨头 |
| [02:22.60] | 叫俺吃的饱了穿的暖了大嘴一抹小脸儿一红 |
| [02:27.00] | 自然就想干点儿甚麽事儿 |
| [02:31.14] | 只要你肯前腿儿弓啊后腿蹬啊 |
| [02:34.53] | 咱一准儿端着 跟你练练哈哈功 |
| [02:38.19] | 可谁知你又在陡坡儿上掉链子 |
| [02:41.83] | 让俺猫捉尿泡又玩了把四大皆空 |
| [02:46.14] | 这是嘛了嘛 嘛玩儿 |
| [02:53.70] | 这又是嘛了嘛 嘛玩儿 |
| [02:57.35] | 这么说话 这这没法儿说 |
| [03:00.81] | 是谁让咱的父母吗嘛都是这儿的人 |
| [03:04.55] | 咱们身上就得散发着这儿的味儿 |
| [03:07.93] | 是谁给你盖了房子又娶了媳妇儿 |
| [03:11.57] | 你就得替他整点子他的她的事儿 |
| [03:15.99] | 北京地区天气预报 |
| [03:19.88] | 今天夜间晴渐多云 |
| [03:24.06] | 局部地区没有雨 |
| [03:28.50] | 降水概率为二 三百元一次 |
| [03:33.27] | 最高气温摄氏五十六度 |
| [04:01.12] | 打拳如果打不过了吧那就咬耳朵吧 |
| [04:04.48] | 还别说这洋人儿嘛还就是有一套哪 |
| [04:08.28] | 能够递的起也能够玩儿的转的这一招嘛 |
| [04:11.93] | 还得说是人乜外国佬啊 |
| [04:15.81] | 你没看人家不光有钱而且更有脾气 |
| [04:19.25] | 就是再揍你一顿他也花的起这钞票 |
| [04:23.71] | 这就是资本 这就是强暴 |
| [04:26.92] | 可和你说的平等许是对不上号儿吧 |
| [04:30.92] | 到底是在蓝领堆里羡慕有钱人舒服 |
| [04:33.99] | 还是在富贵圈儿里笑穷人的疾苦 |
| [04:38.61] | 贫和娼是物质区分后产生的优越感 |
| [04:41.39] | 还是本不该再存有这种老调的观念 |
| [04:46.23] | 在我们赖以生存的这艘爱之船上 |
| [04:49.56] | 如果有一天它也泰坦尼克号了呢 |
| [04:53.63] | 用你的枪吗 用你的钱吧 |
| [04:56.43] | 还是逗点儿粉儿或是烧柱香就可以不用去死了吗 |
| [05:01.21] | 嘿 朋友 算了 算了 |
| [05:04.67] | 还是来串儿羊肉尝一下吧 |
| [05:07.44] | 哦 我不是哪种人 |
| [05:09.86] | 踢佛爷门槛儿 勾搭人家老婆的事儿 |
| [05:11.71] | 还是让哪些搞艺术的家们去干好了 |
| [05:14.57] | 哎 我不是哪种人 |
| [05:16.13] | 甚麽天儿啊 老是看不见太阳 |
| [05:18.73] | 把头发染的再黄他还不是一样吗 |
| [05:22.45] | 哎 我不是哪种人 |
| [05:23.64] | 要说标榜它本就是成心四处炫耀的 |
| [05:27.74] | 一身皮尔卡丹连网的屁屁机和全球通的手机 |
| [06:08.34] | 这是嘛了嘛 嘛玩儿 |
| [06:15.88] | 这又是嘛了嘛 嘛玩儿 |
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| ti: mei fa er shuo | |
| [00:30.08] | zhe shi ma le ma ma wan er |
| [00:39.30] | zhe you shi ma le ma ma wan er |
| [00:45.98] | shi shui rang zan de fu mu ma ma dou shi zhe er de ren |
| [00:49.33] | zan men shen shang jiu de san fa zhe zhe er de wei r |
| [00:53.53] | shi shui gei ni gai le fang zi you qu le xi fu er |
| [00:56.92] | ni jiu de ti ta zheng dian zi ta de ta de shi er |
| [01:00.77] | ni yao wo kan zhe ben di ren ta he wai xiang ren zhi jian ta ye mei you duo mo da de qu bie |
| [01:08.57] | dou chu de zan er quan dou nai nai de yi yang jiu xiang dian shi ju zhong chuan cha de guang gao |
| [01:16.00] | zhe ge jian kang jie mu ta dao di you duo da ni shang le wang hou ma shang jiu quan dou ming bai le |
| [01:23.54] | jiu kan na gao de ai de pang de shou de chou de qiao di ren er |
| [01:27.03] | ta men dou xiang rang ni tou ta men yi piao |
| [01:30.91] | zhe shi ma le ma ma wan er |
| [01:38.84] | zhe you shi ma le ma ma wan er |
| [01:42.83] | zhe me shuo hua zhe zhe mei fa er shuo |
| [01:45.71] | yuan bu de ma zhei xie ri zi jie dao li de ji ji fen zi men dou di ke dou shi ting bu dong de ci er |
| [01:52.82] | pao zai kou li kou kou fei guan er li bian wo zhe dao cha bai hu zhe yang wen |
| [01:57.07] | ni ma na de dou shi dong fang ren de jin r |
| [02:00.67] | tong zhi zhe ge cheng hu yi jing bu shi le gai cheng ha lou hei qiu |
| [02:05.99] | ai zhe shi sha wei r a |
| [02:08.33] | zen mo zen mo le min zu wen hua ma gen ma yao fa yang guang da ma kao de jiu shi zhei xie ge ren er ma |
| [02:15.62] | ta ye nan guai zhi shu lao shi dui an shuo shi zuo wei zhong guo ren jiu ying gai you zhong guo ren de gu tou |
| [02:22.60] | jiao an chi de bao le chuan de nuan le da zui yi mo xiao lian er yi hong |
| [02:27.00] | zi ran jiu xiang gan dian er shen mo shi er |
| [02:31.14] | zhi yao ni ken qian tui er gong a hou tui deng a |
| [02:34.53] | zan yi zhun er duan zhe gen ni lian lian ha ha gong |
| [02:38.19] | ke shei zhi ni you zai dou po er shang diao lian zi |
| [02:41.83] | rang an mao zhuo sui pao you wan le ba si da jie kong |
| [02:46.14] | zhe shi ma le ma ma wan er |
| [02:53.70] | zhe you shi ma le ma ma wan er |
| [02:57.35] | zhe me shuo hua zhe zhe mei fa er shuo |
| [03:00.81] | shi shui rang zan de fu mu ma ma dou shi zhe er de ren |
| [03:04.55] | zan men shen shang jiu de san fa zhe zhe er de wei r |
| [03:07.93] | shi shui gei ni gai le fang zi you qu le xi fu er |
| [03:11.57] | ni jiu de ti ta zheng dian zi ta de ta de shi er |
| [03:15.99] | bei jing di qu tian qi yu bao |
| [03:19.88] | jin tian ye jian qing jian duo yun |
| [03:24.06] | ju bu di qu mei you yu |
| [03:28.50] | jiang shui gai lv wei er san bai yuan yi ci |
| [03:33.27] | zui gao qi wen she shi wu shi liu du |
| [04:01.12] | da quan ru guo da bu guo le ba na jiu yao er duo ba |
| [04:04.48] | hai bie shuo zhe yang ren er ma hai jiu shi you yi tao na |
| [04:08.28] | neng gou di de qi ye neng gou wan er de zhuan de zhe yi zhao ma |
| [04:11.93] | hai de shuo shi ren mie wai guo lao a |
| [04:15.81] | ni mei kan ren jia bu guang you qian er qie geng you pi qi |
| [04:19.25] | jiu shi zai zou ni yi dun ta ye hua de qi zhe chao piao |
| [04:23.71] | zhe jiu shi zi ben zhe jiu shi qiang bao |
| [04:26.92] | ke he ni shuo de ping deng xu shi dui bu shang hao er ba |
| [04:30.92] | dao di shi zai lan ling dui li xian mu you qian ren shu fu |
| [04:33.99] | hai shi zai fu gui quan er li xiao qiong ren de ji ku |
| [04:38.61] | pin he chang shi wu zhi qu fen hou chan sheng de you yue gan |
| [04:41.39] | hai shi ben bu gai zai cun you zhe zhong lao diao de guan nian |
| [04:46.23] | zai wo men lai yi sheng cun de zhe sou ai zhi chuan shang |
| [04:49.56] | ru guo you yi tian ta ye tai tan ni ke hao le ne |
| [04:53.63] | yong ni de qiang ma yong ni de qian ba |
| [04:56.43] | hai shi dou dian er fen er huo shi shao zhu xiang jiu ke yi bu yong qu si le ma |
| [05:01.21] | hei peng you suan le suan le |
| [05:04.67] | hai shi lai chuan er yang rou chang yi xia ba |
| [05:07.44] | o wo bu shi na zhong ren |
| [05:09.86] | ti fo ye men kan er gou da ren jia lao po de shi er |
| [05:11.71] | hai shi rang nei xie gao yi shu de jia men qu gan hao le |
| [05:14.57] | ai wo bu shi na zhong ren |
| [05:16.13] | shen mo tian r a lao shi kan bu jian tai yang |
| [05:18.73] | ba tou fa ran de zai huang ta hai bu shi yi yang ma |
| [05:22.45] | ai wo bu shi na zhong ren |
| [05:23.64] | yao shuo biao bang ta ben jiu shi cheng xin si chu xuan yao de |
| [05:27.74] | yi shen pi er ka dan lian wang de pi pi ji he quan qiu tong de shou ji |
| [06:08.34] | zhe shi ma le ma ma wan er |
| [06:15.88] | zhe you shi ma le ma ma wan er |
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| [00:30.08] | zhè shì ma le ma ma wán ér |
| [00:39.30] | zhè yòu shì ma le ma ma wán ér |
| [00:45.98] | shì shuí ràng zán de fù mǔ ma ma dōu shì zhè ér de rén |
| [00:49.33] | zán men shēn shàng jiù dé sàn fà zhe zhè ér de wèi r |
| [00:53.53] | shì shuí gěi nǐ gài le fáng zi yòu qǔ le xí fù ér |
| [00:56.92] | nǐ jiù dé tì tā zhěng diǎn zǐ tā de tā de shì ér |
| [01:00.77] | nǐ yào wǒ kàn zhè běn dì rén tā hé wài xiāng rén zhī jiān tā yě méi yǒu duō mó dà de qū bié |
| [01:08.57] | dǒu chū de zǎn ér quán dōu nǎi nǎi de yí yàng jiù xiàng diàn shì jù zhōng chuān chā de guǎng gào |
| [01:16.00] | zhè gè jiàn kāng jié mù tā dào dǐ yǒu duō dà nǐ shàng le wǎng hòu mǎ shàng jiù quán dōu míng bái le |
| [01:23.54] | jiù kàn nà gāo de ǎi de pàng de shòu de chǒu de qiào dì rén ér |
| [01:27.03] | tā men dōu xiǎng ràng nǐ tóu tā men yī piào |
| [01:30.91] | zhè shì ma le ma ma wán ér |
| [01:38.84] | zhè yòu shì ma le ma ma wán ér |
| [01:42.83] | zhè me shuō huà zhè zhè méi fǎ ér shuō |
| [01:45.71] | yuàn bù dé ma zhèi xiē rì zi jiē dào lǐ de jī jí fèn zǐ men dǒu dì kě dōu shì tīng bù dǒng de cí ér |
| [01:52.82] | pào zài kǒu lì kǒu kǒu fēi guǎn ér lǐ biān wò zhe dāo chā bāi hū zhe yáng wén |
| [01:57.07] | nǐ ma ná de dōu shì dōng fāng rén de jìn r |
| [02:00.67] | tóng zhì zhè gè chēng hū yǐ jīng bù shǐ le gǎi chéng hā lóu hēi qiú |
| [02:05.99] | āi zhè shì shà wèi r a |
| [02:08.33] | zěn mó zěn mó le mín zú wén huà mǎ gēn mǎ yào fā yáng guāng dà ma kào de jiù shì zhèi xiē gè rén ér ma |
| [02:15.62] | tā yě nán guài zhī shū lǎo shì duì ǎn shuō shì zuò wéi zhōng guó rén jiù yīng gāi yǒu zhōng guó rén de gú tou |
| [02:22.60] | jiào ǎn chī de bǎo le chuān de nuǎn le dà zuǐ yī mǒ xiǎo liǎn ér yī hóng |
| [02:27.00] | zì rán jiù xiǎng gàn diǎn ér shén mó shì ér |
| [02:31.14] | zhǐ yào nǐ kěn qián tuǐ ér gōng a hòu tuǐ dēng a |
| [02:34.53] | zán yī zhǔn ér duān zhe gēn nǐ liàn liàn hā hā gōng |
| [02:38.19] | kě shéi zhī nǐ yòu zài dǒu pō ér shàng diào liàn zǐ |
| [02:41.83] | ràng ǎn māo zhuō suī pào yòu wán le bǎ sì dà jiē kōng |
| [02:46.14] | zhè shì ma le ma ma wán ér |
| [02:53.70] | zhè yòu shì ma le ma ma wán ér |
| [02:57.35] | zhè me shuō huà zhè zhè méi fǎ ér shuō |
| [03:00.81] | shì shuí ràng zán de fù mǔ ma ma dōu shì zhè ér de rén |
| [03:04.55] | zán men shēn shàng jiù dé sàn fà zhe zhè ér de wèi r |
| [03:07.93] | shì shuí gěi nǐ gài le fáng zi yòu qǔ le xí fù ér |
| [03:11.57] | nǐ jiù dé tì tā zhěng diǎn zǐ tā de tā de shì ér |
| [03:15.99] | běi jīng dì qū tiān qì yù bào |
| [03:19.88] | jīn tiān yè jiān qíng jiàn duō yún |
| [03:24.06] | jú bù dì qū méi yǒu yǔ |
| [03:28.50] | jiàng shuǐ gài lǜ wèi èr sān bǎi yuán yī cì |
| [03:33.27] | zuì gāo qì wēn shè shì wǔ shí liù dù |
| [04:01.12] | dǎ quán rú guǒ dǎ bu guò le ba nà jiù yǎo ěr duǒ ba |
| [04:04.48] | hái bié shuō zhè yáng rén ér ma hái jiù shì yǒu yī tào nǎ |
| [04:08.28] | néng gòu dì de qǐ yě néng gòu wán ér de zhuǎn de zhè yī zhāo ma |
| [04:11.93] | hái dé shuō shì rén miē wài guó lǎo a |
| [04:15.81] | nǐ méi kàn rén jiā bù guāng yǒu qián ér qiě gèng yǒu pí qì |
| [04:19.25] | jiù shì zài zòu nǐ yī dùn tā yě huā de qǐ zhè chāo piào |
| [04:23.71] | zhè jiù shì zī běn zhè jiù shì qiáng bào |
| [04:26.92] | kě hé nǐ shuō de píng děng xǔ shì duì bù shàng hào ér ba |
| [04:30.92] | dào dǐ shì zài lán lǐng duī lǐ xiàn mù yǒu qián rén shū fú |
| [04:33.99] | hái shì zài fù guì quān ér lǐ xiào qióng rén de jí kǔ |
| [04:38.61] | pín hé chāng shì wù zhì qū fēn hòu chǎn shēng de yōu yuè gǎn |
| [04:41.39] | hái shì běn bù gāi zài cún yǒu zhè zhǒng lǎo diào de guān niàn |
| [04:46.23] | zài wǒ men lài yǐ shēng cún de zhè sōu ài zhī chuán shàng |
| [04:49.56] | rú guǒ yǒu yì tiān tā yě tài tǎn ní kè hào le ne |
| [04:53.63] | yòng nǐ de qiāng ma yòng nǐ de qián ba |
| [04:56.43] | hái shì dòu diǎn ér fěn ér huò shì shāo zhù xiāng jiù kě yǐ bù yòng qù sǐ le ma |
| [05:01.21] | hēi péng yǒu suàn le suàn le |
| [05:04.67] | hái shì lái chuàn ér yáng ròu cháng yī xià ba |
| [05:07.44] | ó wǒ bú shì nǎ zhǒng rén |
| [05:09.86] | tī fó yé mén kǎn ér gōu dā rén jiā lǎo pó de shì ér |
| [05:11.71] | hái shì ràng něi xiē gǎo yì shù de jiā men qù gàn hǎo le |
| [05:14.57] | āi wǒ bú shì nǎ zhǒng rén |
| [05:16.13] | shén mó tiān r a lǎo shì kàn bú jiàn tài yáng |
| [05:18.73] | bǎ tóu fà rǎn de zài huáng tā hái bú shì yí yàng ma |
| [05:22.45] | āi wǒ bú shì nǎ zhǒng rén |
| [05:23.64] | yào shuō biāo bǎng tā běn jiù shì chéng xīn sì chù xuàn yào de |
| [05:27.74] | yī shēn pí ěr kǎ dān lián wǎng de pì pì jī hé quán qiú tōng de shǒu jī |
| [06:08.34] | zhè shì ma le ma ma wán ér |
| [06:15.88] | zhè yòu shì ma le ma ma wán ér |
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