[00:-2.01] | 曲长:03'30" |
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[00:03.01] | (山野:啊哈啊哈啊哈 |
[00:04.80] | 小姐你贵姓 |
[00:06.88] | 不知道怎么称呼你的姓名 |
[00:09.35] | 你掉了什么东西 |
[00:10.29] | 是不是手机 |
[00:11.49] | 你别发脾气 |
[00:12.78] | 我只想问问你 |
[00:14.40] | 你别连理都不理 |
[00:16.59] | 我只想 我只想 |
[00:17.91] | 我只想问问你) |
[00:22.22] | |
[00:23.85] | 不知道今天星期几 |
[00:26.20] | 我买了新手机 |
[00:28.81] | 我心情好的出奇 |
[00:31.34] | 一大早就出门儿去 |
[00:34.12] | 迎面来了一个美女 |
[00:36.96] | 一不小心 biaji |
[00:39.47] | 她弄丢了她的手机 |
[00:42.14] | 可她却毫不知情 |
[00:45.54] | |
[00:46.04] | (山野:恩恩恩 |
[00:46.62] | 这个时候我捡了手机大步向前去) |
[00:49.81] | |
[00:50.31] | 小姐你贵姓 |
[00:52.74] | 你大大的眼睛 |
[00:55.46] | 我有一句话想问你 |
[00:58.21] | 可你连理都不理 |
[01:00.76] | 小姐你贵姓 |
[01:03.33] | 你瞪大了眼睛 |
[01:05.96] | 我绝对不是神经病 |
[01:08.82] | 你别打110 |
[01:12.67] | |
[01:18.83] | (山野:我绝对不是神经病哦 |
[01:20.56] | 你不信的话我给你说一段绕口令 |
[01:22.52] | 一一得一 二一一十六 三八妇女节 |
[01:25.79] | 四一劳动节 哦不是是五一劳动节) |
[01:28.27] | |
[01:32.72] | 不知道今天星期几 |
[01:35.39] | 我买了新手机 |
[01:38.13] | 我心情好的出奇 |
[01:40.64] | 一大早就出门儿去 |
[01:43.34] | 迎面来了一个美女 |
[01:46.03] | 一不小心 biaji |
[01:48.72] | 她弄丢了她的手机 |
[01:51.37] | 可她却毫不知情 |
[01:54.92] | |
[01:59.57] | 小姐你贵姓 |
[02:01.97] | 你大大的眼睛 |
[02:04.71] | 我有一句话想问你 |
[02:07.43] | 可你连理都不理 |
[02:10.02] | 小姐你贵姓 |
[02:12.68] | 你瞪大了眼睛 |
[02:15.43] | 我绝对不是神经病 |
[02:18.08] | 你别打110 |
[02:21.64] | |
[02:41.26] | |
[02:42.26] | 小姐你贵姓 |
[02:44.64] | 你大大的眼睛 |
[02:47.43] | 我有一句话想问你 |
[02:50.06] | 可你连理都不理 |
[02:52.71] | 小姐你贵姓 |
[02:55.22] | 你瞪大了眼睛 |
[02:57.94] | 我绝对不是神经病 |
[03:00.86] | 你别打110 |
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[03:06.04] | -=End=- |
[00:-2.01] | qu zhang: 03' 30" |
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[00:03.01] | shan ye: a ha a ha a ha |
[00:04.80] | xiao jie ni gui xing |
[00:06.88] | bu zhi dao zen me cheng hu ni de xing ming |
[00:09.35] | ni diao le shen me dong xi |
[00:10.29] | shi bu shi shou ji |
[00:11.49] | ni bie fa pi qi |
[00:12.78] | wo zhi xiang wen wen ni |
[00:14.40] | ni bie lian li dou bu li |
[00:16.59] | wo zhi xiang wo zhi xiang |
[00:17.91] | wo zhi xiang wen wen ni |
[00:22.22] | |
[00:23.85] | bu zhi dao jin tian xing qi ji |
[00:26.20] | wo mai le xin shou ji |
[00:28.81] | wo xin qing hao de chu qi |
[00:31.34] | yi da zao jiu chu men er qu |
[00:34.12] | ying mian lai le yi ge mei nv |
[00:36.96] | yi bu xiao xin biaji |
[00:39.47] | ta nong diu le ta de shou ji |
[00:42.14] | ke ta que hao bu zhi qing |
[00:45.54] | |
[00:46.04] | shan ye: en en en |
[00:46.62] | zhe ge shi hou wo jian le shou ji da bu xiang qian qu |
[00:49.81] | |
[00:50.31] | xiao jie ni gui xing |
[00:52.74] | ni da da de yan jing |
[00:55.46] | wo you yi ju hua xiang wen ni |
[00:58.21] | ke ni lian li dou bu li |
[01:00.76] | xiao jie ni gui xing |
[01:03.33] | ni deng da le yan jing |
[01:05.96] | wo jue dui bu shi shen jing bing |
[01:08.82] | ni bie da 110 |
[01:12.67] | |
[01:18.83] | shan ye: wo jue dui bu shi shen jing bing o |
[01:20.56] | ni bu xin de hua wo gei ni shuo yi duan rao kou ling |
[01:22.52] | yi yi de yi er yi yi shi liu san ba fu nv jie |
[01:25.79] | si yi lao dong jie o bu shi shi wu yi lao dong jie |
[01:28.27] | |
[01:32.72] | bu zhi dao jin tian xing qi ji |
[01:35.39] | wo mai le xin shou ji |
[01:38.13] | wo xin qing hao de chu qi |
[01:40.64] | yi da zao jiu chu men er qu |
[01:43.34] | ying mian lai le yi ge mei nv |
[01:46.03] | yi bu xiao xin biaji |
[01:48.72] | ta nong diu le ta de shou ji |
[01:51.37] | ke ta que hao bu zhi qing |
[01:54.92] | |
[01:59.57] | xiao jie ni gui xing |
[02:01.97] | ni da da de yan jing |
[02:04.71] | wo you yi ju hua xiang wen ni |
[02:07.43] | ke ni lian li dou bu li |
[02:10.02] | xiao jie ni gui xing |
[02:12.68] | ni deng da le yan jing |
[02:15.43] | wo jue dui bu shi shen jing bing |
[02:18.08] | ni bie da 110 |
[02:21.64] | |
[02:41.26] | |
[02:42.26] | xiao jie ni gui xing |
[02:44.64] | ni da da de yan jing |
[02:47.43] | wo you yi ju hua xiang wen ni |
[02:50.06] | ke ni lian li dou bu li |
[02:52.71] | xiao jie ni gui xing |
[02:55.22] | ni deng da le yan jing |
[02:57.94] | wo jue dui bu shi shen jing bing |
[03:00.86] | ni bie da 110 |
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[03:06.04] | End |
[00:-2.01] | qū zhǎng: 03' 30" |
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[00:02.01] | |
[00:03.01] | shān yě: ā hā ā hā ā hā |
[00:04.80] | xiǎo jiě nǐ guì xìng |
[00:06.88] | bù zhī dào zěn me chēng hū nǐ de xìng míng |
[00:09.35] | nǐ diào le shén me dōng xī |
[00:10.29] | shì bú shì shǒu jī |
[00:11.49] | nǐ bié fā pí qì |
[00:12.78] | wǒ zhǐ xiǎng wèn wèn nǐ |
[00:14.40] | nǐ bié lián lǐ dōu bù lǐ |
[00:16.59] | wǒ zhǐ xiǎng wǒ zhǐ xiǎng |
[00:17.91] | wǒ zhǐ xiǎng wèn wèn nǐ |
[00:22.22] | |
[00:23.85] | bù zhī dào jīn tiān xīng qī jǐ |
[00:26.20] | wǒ mǎi le xīn shǒu jī |
[00:28.81] | wǒ xīn qíng hǎo de chū qí |
[00:31.34] | yī dà zǎo jiù chū mén ér qù |
[00:34.12] | yíng miàn lái le yí gè měi nǚ |
[00:36.96] | yī bù xiǎo xīn biaji |
[00:39.47] | tā nòng diū le tā de shǒu jī |
[00:42.14] | kě tā què háo bù zhī qíng |
[00:45.54] | |
[00:46.04] | shān yě: ēn ēn ēn |
[00:46.62] | zhè gè shí hòu wǒ jiǎn le shǒu jī dà bù xiàng qián qù |
[00:49.81] | |
[00:50.31] | xiǎo jiě nǐ guì xìng |
[00:52.74] | nǐ dà dà de yǎn jīng |
[00:55.46] | wǒ yǒu yī jù huà xiǎng wèn nǐ |
[00:58.21] | kě nǐ lián lǐ dōu bù lǐ |
[01:00.76] | xiǎo jiě nǐ guì xìng |
[01:03.33] | nǐ dèng dà le yǎn jīng |
[01:05.96] | wǒ jué duì bú shì shén jīng bìng |
[01:08.82] | nǐ bié dǎ 110 |
[01:12.67] | |
[01:18.83] | shān yě: wǒ jué duì bú shì shén jīng bìng ó |
[01:20.56] | nǐ bù xìn de huà wǒ gěi nǐ shuō yī duàn rào kǒu lìng |
[01:22.52] | yī yī de yī èr yī yī shí liù sān bā fù nǚ jié |
[01:25.79] | sì yī láo dòng jié ó bú shì shì wǔ yī láo dòng jié |
[01:28.27] | |
[01:32.72] | bù zhī dào jīn tiān xīng qī jǐ |
[01:35.39] | wǒ mǎi le xīn shǒu jī |
[01:38.13] | wǒ xīn qíng hǎo de chū qí |
[01:40.64] | yī dà zǎo jiù chū mén ér qù |
[01:43.34] | yíng miàn lái le yí gè měi nǚ |
[01:46.03] | yī bù xiǎo xīn biaji |
[01:48.72] | tā nòng diū le tā de shǒu jī |
[01:51.37] | kě tā què háo bù zhī qíng |
[01:54.92] | |
[01:59.57] | xiǎo jiě nǐ guì xìng |
[02:01.97] | nǐ dà dà de yǎn jīng |
[02:04.71] | wǒ yǒu yī jù huà xiǎng wèn nǐ |
[02:07.43] | kě nǐ lián lǐ dōu bù lǐ |
[02:10.02] | xiǎo jiě nǐ guì xìng |
[02:12.68] | nǐ dèng dà le yǎn jīng |
[02:15.43] | wǒ jué duì bú shì shén jīng bìng |
[02:18.08] | nǐ bié dǎ 110 |
[02:21.64] | |
[02:41.26] | |
[02:42.26] | xiǎo jiě nǐ guì xìng |
[02:44.64] | nǐ dà dà de yǎn jīng |
[02:47.43] | wǒ yǒu yī jù huà xiǎng wèn nǐ |
[02:50.06] | kě nǐ lián lǐ dōu bù lǐ |
[02:52.71] | xiǎo jiě nǐ guì xìng |
[02:55.22] | nǐ dèng dà le yǎn jīng |
[02:57.94] | wǒ jué duì bú shì shén jīng bìng |
[03:00.86] | nǐ bié dǎ 110 |
[03:04.63] | |
[03:06.04] | End |