White & Nerdy (Parody of "Ridin'" by Chamillionaire featuring Krayzie Bone) - Main Version

White & Nerdy (Parody of "Ridin'" by Chamillionaire featuring Krayzie Bone) - Main Version 歌词

歌曲 White & Nerdy (Parody of "Ridin'" by Chamillionaire featuring Krayzie Bone) - Main Version
歌手 Weird Al Yankovic
专辑 Straight Outta Lynwood
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[00:06.610] They see me mowin'
[00:08.640] My front lawn
[00:10.430] I know they're all thinking I'm so white and nerdy
[00:13.260] Think I'm just too white and nerdy
[00:14.910] Think I'm just too white and nerdy
[00:16.600] Can't you see I'm white and nerdy?
[00:18.260] Look at me, I'm white and nerdy
[00:19.930] I wanna roll with
[00:21.910] The gangstas
[00:23.780] But so far they all think I'm too white and nerdy
[00:26.630] Think I'm just too white and nerdy
[00:28.240] Think I'm just too white and nerdy
[00:30.140] I'm just too white and nerdy
[00:31.950] Really, really white and nerdy
[00:33.070] First in my class here at MIT
[00:34.400] Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D
[00:35.950] MC Escher - that's my favorite MC
[00:37.610] Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
[00:39.370] My rims never spin, to the contrary
[00:41.010] You'll find that they're quite stationary
[00:42.720] All of my action figures are cherry
[00:44.650] Steven Hawking's in my library
[00:46.120] My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
[00:47.870] Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces
[00:49.440] Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
[00:51.040] Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
[00:52.920] I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
[00:54.880] I'm a whiz at Minesweeper - I could play for days
[00:56.560] Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed
[00:58.060] My fingers' movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
[01:00.230] There's no killer app I haven't run
[01:01.240] At Pascal, well I'm number one
[01:03.060] Do vector calculus just for fun
[01:04.500] I ain't got a gat but I got a soldering gun
[01:06.420] Happy Days is my favorite theme song
[01:07.710] I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
[01:09.510] I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
[01:11.110] I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon
[01:13.670] They see me roll on
[01:15.460] My Segway
[01:17.200] I know in my heart they think I'm white and nerdy
[01:18.740] Think I'm just too white and nerdy
[01:20.300] Think I'm just too white and nerdy
[01:23.800] Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
[01:25.410] Look at me, I'm white and nerdy
[01:27.110] I'd like to roll with
[01:29.210] The gangstas
[01:30.850] Although it's apparent I'm too white and nerdy
[01:33.770] Think I'm just too white and nerdy
[01:35.470] Think I'm just too white and nerdy
[01:37.040] I'm just too white and nerdy
[01:38.940] How'd I get so white and nerdy?
[01:40.180] I've been browsin', inspectin'
[01:41.640] X-Men comics, you know I collect 'em
[01:43.080] The pens in my pocket, I must protect 'em
[01:44.570] My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
[01:46.620] Shopping online for deals on some writable media
[01:48.750] I edit Wikipedia
[01:50.000] I memorized Holy Grail really well
[01:51.440] I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
[01:53.540] I got a business doing websites
[01:54.990] When my friends need some code, who do they call?
[01:56.580] I do HTML for 'em all
[01:58.070] Even made a homepage for my dog
[01:59.870] Yo, I got myself a fanny pack
[02:01.240] They were havin' a sale down at The Gap
[02:03.130] Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
[02:04.470] Pop, pop, hope no one sees me
[02:06.410] Gettin' freaky
[02:07.470] I'm nerdy in the extreme
[02:08.760] And whiter than sour cream
[02:10.400] I was in AV Club and Glee Club and even the Chess Team
[02:13.350] Only question I
[02:14.370] Ever thought was hard
[02:15.430] Was do I like Kirk
[02:16.170] Or do I like Picard
[02:17.120] Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
[02:18.390] Got my name on my underwear
[02:20.630] They see me strollin'
[02:22.870] They laughin'
[02:24.420] And rollin' their eyes 'cause I'm so white and nerdy
[02:27.160] Just because I'm white and nerdy
[02:28.820] Just because I'm white and nerdy
[02:30.560] All because I'm white and nerdy
[02:32.150] Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy
[02:33.850] I wanna bowl with
[02:36.150] The gangstas
[02:37.720] But, oh well, it's obvious I'm white and nerdy
[02:40.460] Think I'm just too white and nerdy
[02:42.100] Think I'm just too white and nerdy
[02:43.770] I'm just too white and nerdy
[02:45.610] Look at me, I'm white and nerdy
[00:06.610] 当他们看到
[00:08.640] 我在家门前割草
[00:10.430] 我知道他们都认为 我就是个白人书呆子
[00:13.260] 认为我又白又宅
[00:14.910] 认为我太白太宅
[00:16.600] 没发现我又白又宅?
[00:18.260] 看看我,我又白又宅
[00:19.930] 我想和帮派成员们
[00:21.910] 一起嗨
[00:23.780] 但是他们都觉得我只是个白人书呆子
[00:26.630] 认为我又白又宅
[00:28.240] 认为我太白太宅
[00:30.140] 我实在是太白太宅
[00:31.950] 真是TM又白又宅
[00:33.070] 我是麻省理工的大学霸
[00:34.400] 还是个D&D(龙与地下城)专家
[00:35.950] MC'艾薛尔是我最喜欢的rap歌手
[00:37.610] 不要请我喝酒,我只喝伯爵奶茶
[00:39.370] 我的轮胎钢圈,不但不会转
[00:41.010] 而且你会发现它稳得不得了
[00:42.720] 我的手办都是原装未拆的
[00:44.650] 我的藏书里有史蒂芬霍金的
[00:46.120] 我的部落格页面超屌
[00:47.870] 一堆人抢著要进入我前八名的好友名单
[00:49.440] 哟!我能够背"兀"超过一千位
[00:51.040] 我没有金牙但我有闪亮牙套
[00:52.920] 我的三明治一定要放美乃兹
[00:54.880] 我是扫雷高手-可以玩上一整天
[00:56.560] 只要你看到一次我风骚的走位绝对会大开眼界
[00:58.060] 我的键盘输入快到喷火
[01:00.230] 没有我没玩过的杀手App
[01:01.240] Pascal语言我第一
[01:03.060] 拿矢量微积分当兴趣
[01:04.500] 我没有手枪但我有小焊枪
[01:06.420] 欢乐时光是我最爱的主题曲
[01:07.710] 我确信打乒乓球你会被我狂虐
[01:09.510] 各款桌上知识游戏我都可以称王
[01:11.110] 我的java语流畅得跟克林贡语差不多
[01:13.670] 他们看到我在骑
[01:15.460] 我的赛格威平衡车
[01:17.200] 我深知他们觉得我就是个白人书呆子
[01:18.740] 认为我又白又宅
[01:20.300] 认为我太白太宅
[01:23.800] 没发现我又白又宅?
[01:25.410] 看看我 我又白又宅
[01:27.110] 我想和帮派成员们
[01:29.210] 一起嗨
[01:30.850] 尽管很明显我是个白人书呆子
[01:33.770] 认为我又白又宅
[01:35.470] 认为我太白太宅
[01:37.040] 我真是太白太宅
[01:38.940] 我怎会这么白这么宅?
[01:40.180] 我不断浏览,搜集情报
[01:41.640] 收集所有X战警漫画书
[01:43.080] 我胸前的口袋有一堆原子笔,我必须守护它们!
[01:44.570] 有人体工学的键盘让我永远不会无聊
[01:46.620] 我网购空白光碟随身碟
[01:48.750] 我编辑维基百科
[01:50.000] 我背"圣杯传奇"滚瓜烂熟
[01:51.440] 我可以立刻背桥段让你笑到站不起来
[01:53.540] 我也接一些网站生意
[01:54.990] 当我朋友需要编程 还能找谁?
[01:56.580] 我为他们每个人写HTML
[01:58.070] 甚至为我的狗建了个网站!
[01:59.870] 哟 !我买了一个霹雳腰包
[02:01.240] 因为GAP正好在打折
[02:03.130] 我与气泡包装袋共度春宵
[02:04.470] 啪啪啪!希望没人看到我
[02:06.410] 真是猎奇
[02:07.470] 我是书呆子中的王者
[02:08.760] 并且比酸奶酪还白
[02:10.400] 我加入过影音器材社 男声合唱团 甚至西洋棋社!
[02:13.350] 唯一的问题
[02:14.370] 让我很纠结
[02:15.430] 就是 我到底喜欢舰长寇克
[02:16.170] 还是舰长毕凯
[02:17.120] 我的每个周末都要参加文艺复兴扮装园游会
[02:18.390] 我的每一件内裤都要写上名字!
[02:20.630] 他们看到我晃来晃去
[02:22.870] 他们嘲笑着我
[02:24.420] 眼睛转个不停
[02:27.160] 因为我是个白人书呆子
[02:28.820] 只因我又白又宅
[02:30.560] 全因我又白又宅
[02:32.150] 老天啊,我真是我又白又宅!
[02:33.850] 我想和帮派朋友们
[02:36.150] 一起打保龄球
[02:37.720] 但是,唉,很明显 我又白又宅
[02:40.460] 认为我又白又宅
[02:42.100] 认为我太白太宅
[02:43.770] 我真是太白太宅
[02:45.610] 看看我,我又白又宅
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