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I can't watch this, |
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I can't watch this |
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I can't watch this, |
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I can't watch this |
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My my my my |
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TV makes me so bored |
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Makes me say, oh my |
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LordWhat is this garbage here? |
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Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears |
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It sucks, and that's no lie |
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It's about as much fun as watching paint dry |
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Lowers my |
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IQ one notch |
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And that's the reason why, uh, |
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I can't watch |
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I told you homeboy, |
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I can't watch this |
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Yeah, nothin' but trash and you know, |
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I can't watch this |
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Poke out my eyes, man, |
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I can't watch this |
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Yo, gimme that remote control, |
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I can't watch this |
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Talkin' 'bout sick shows |
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There's America's |
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Funniest Home |
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VideosI can't believe my eyes |
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When I see the kind of stuff that wins first prize |
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Somebody's poor old mom falls down off the roof |
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Lands right on the lawn, face first on a rake |
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I hear they got it on the seventeenth take |
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That's funny as a kick in the crotch |
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And that kind of show, uh, |
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I can't watch |
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Yo, I told you, |
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I can't watch this |
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Change the channel now, man, |
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I can't watch this |
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Yo, pass the |
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TV Guide here, sucker, |
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I can't watch this |
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Cosby Show and |
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RosanneThink |
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I've taken 'bout as much as |
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I canJudge |
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Wopner, oh my |
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You gotta be |
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Rain Man to like this guy |
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Thirty Something is alright |
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If you like hearing |
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Yuppies whining all night, can't stand |
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Twin Peaks |
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Wish they'd lynch those donut-eatin' freaks |
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Those Siskel and |
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Ebert bums oughta go home and sit on their thumbs |
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That's word because you know, |
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I can't watch this |
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I can't watch this, break it down |
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Here's how to order, money back guarantee |
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Removes tough stains fast, it tastes more like fresh peanuts |
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They keep going and going, don't hate me, because |
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I'm beautiful |
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Could be dandruff, our prices are insane |
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Stop, Prime |
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TimeI'm pretty sure |
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I'll be sick |
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If I have to watch another stupid pet trick |
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Or that guy with the real flat hair |
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That goes ' |
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Woof woof woof' and waves his fist in the air |
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Those weird talk shows |
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About transsexual |
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Nazi Eskimos |
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They're rude, crude and vile |
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Just for a minute let's flip down the dial |
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Flip, flip, flip, eww, |
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I can't watch this |
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Look man, |
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I can't watch this |
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I can't take this torture no more, |
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I can'tI can't watch this, pay the bills, station break, break it down |
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Operators are standing, cubic zirconium necklace |
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You're soaking in it, and our fabulous swimsuit issue |
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When you've got a headache this big, read the book |
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This is your brain on drugs, |
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I've fallen and |
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I can't get up |
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Stop, Cable |
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TimeHBO and |
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Playboy, Showtime and |
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MTVI might like 'em more after my lobotomy |
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Now why did |
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I ever pay for this junk? |
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I hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk |
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Just brainless blood and guts |
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And mindless |
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T&AIt's awful, it's putrid, it's crummy |
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It's stupid, gonna throw my set away |
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I can't watch this, |
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I can't watch this |
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I can't watch this, yeah |
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I can't watch this |
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I told you, can't watch this, too hip, can't watch this |
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Get me outta here, can't watch this |