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I used to think my life was so empty |
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I used to think life was passin' me by |
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Well, I was just about ready |
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To curl up and die |
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But then one day |
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I got a visit |
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From the cable company |
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Well, they hooked me up and plugged me right in |
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And now I got cable |
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TVAnd now |
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I get to watch the stock report in |
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KoreanMidget wrestling on |
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Channel Three |
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It costs me fifty bucks a month just to see 'em |
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Yeah, but that's all right with me |
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I got cable |
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TV(Cable TV) |
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A cable TV(Cable TV) |
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Oh, eighty-three channels of ecstasy |
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I love my cable |
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TV, yeahI love my cable |
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TVI got the |
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Siamese Faith |
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Healer's Network |
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The news and weather from |
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PeruI got celebrity hockey |
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The Racketball |
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Channel too |
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Bugs Bunny direct from |
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AtlantaMr. |
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Wizard is on at five |
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I got a satellite dish on the trunk of my car |
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So I can watch |
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MTV while |
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I driveI'm talkin' 'bout real quality programs |
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The kind you just can't get for free |
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Now I never wanna leave my apartment' |
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Cause there's just so much for me to see |
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On my cable |
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TV(Cable TV) |
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A cable TV(Cable TV) |
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Well, if you need to find me you know where |
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I'll beWatchin' my cable |
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TV, yeahWatchin' my cable |
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TV'Cause I love my cable |
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TV, yeahI love my cable |
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TVMy friends are gettin' kinda worried |
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They think |
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I'm turning into some kinda freak |
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Oh, but they're just jealous 'cause |
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I've seen |
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Porky'sTwenty-seven times this week |
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On my cable |
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TV(Cable TV) |
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A cable TV(Cable TV) |
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Yeah, the greatest thing that's ever happened to me |
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I love my cable |
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TV, yeahI love my cable |
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TVWell, I got to have cable |
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TV, yeahI need my cable |
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TVWell, I love, |
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I love my cable |
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TV(TV)Got to have cable |
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TV(TV)Well, |
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I got to have my cable |
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TV, yeah(TV) |
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Can't live without my cable |
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TVWell, I said, got to have some cable |
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TV(TV)I've got to have my cable |
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TVI said cable |
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TV, yeah(TV) |
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Got to have cable |
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TV(TV)(TV) |
