Hardware Store

Hardware Store 歌词

歌曲 Hardware Store
歌手 Weird Al Yankovic
专辑 Poodle Hat
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[00:15.26] Ever (ever) happens in this town
[00:16.94] Feelin' low down (down), not a lot to do around here
[00:18.99] I thought that I would go right outta my mind
[00:21.02] Until a friend told me the news
[00:22.26]
[00:23.30] He said, "(Hey), you know that vacant lot
[00:24.76] Right beside the gas station? Well, somebody bought it
[00:26.68] And on the spot they're gonna build a shop
[00:28.38] Where we can go buy bolts and screws"
[00:30.59]
[00:30.97] Since then I've been walking on air (air)
[00:32.54] I can barely brush my teeth or comb my hair
[00:34.20] 'Cause I'm so excited and I really don't care
[00:36.03] I've been waiting since last June
[00:38.22]
[00:38.54] For this day to finally arrive
[00:40.02] I'm so happy (happy) now just to be alive
[00:41.78] 'Cause any minute now I'm gonna be inside
[00:43.78] Well, I hope they open soon
[00:45.77]
[00:46.06] I can't wait no, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
[00:50.46] When they gonna open up that door?
[00:53.44] I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
[00:55.06] Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
[00:56.36] Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
[00:59.19] Hardware store
[01:02.82]
[01:10.96] In my sleeping bag I camped out overnight
[01:12.20] Right in front of the store, then as soon as it was light out
[01:14.07] I pressed my nose right up against the glass
[01:15.86] You know, I had to be first in line
[01:18.08]
[01:18.30] Gonna get me a flashlight and a broom
[01:19.85] Want a pair of pliers for every single room in my house
[01:21.71] See those hacksaws? Very, very soon
[01:23.40] One of them will be all mine
[01:25.66]
[01:25.94] Guys with nametags walking down the aisles
[01:27.45] Rows of garden hoses that go on for miles and miles
[01:29.25] Brand new socket wrenches in a plethora of styles
[01:31.12] All arranged alphabetically
[01:33.20]
[01:33.48] And they're doing a promotional stunt
[01:34.97] There's a great big purple sign out front
[01:36.83] That says every 27th customer
[01:38.77] Will get a ball pein hammer free
[01:40.91]
[01:41.20] I can't wait no, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
[01:45.26] When are they gonna open up that door?
[01:48.36] I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
[01:50.06] Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
[01:51.32] Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
[01:54.15] Hardware store
[01:57.89]
[01:58.37] I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
[02:00.47] Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
[02:01.60] Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
[02:03.92] Hardware store
[02:07.15]
[02:16.98] (breathe)
[02:18.08] Would you look at all that stuff ...
[02:22.69] They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
[02:24.34] Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
[02:26.43] Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires
[02:28.24] BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
[02:30.52] Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
[02:32.22] Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters
[02:34.03] Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
[02:35.91] Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
[02:37.80] Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
[02:39.82] Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
[02:41.72] Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
[02:43.62] Tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
[02:45.40] Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers
[02:47.30] Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
[02:49.39] Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
[02:51.26] Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
[02:53.16]
[02:53.49] I can't wait no, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
[02:57.31] When are they gonna open up that door?
[03:00.47] I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
[03:02.22] Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
[03:03.71] Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
[03:06.43] Hardware store
[03:09.96]
[03:10.48] I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
[03:12.32] Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
[03:13.42] Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
[03:15.88] Hardware store
[03:19.70]
[03:19.89] I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
[03:21.29] Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
[03:22.84] Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
[03:25.26] Hardware store
[03:29.94]
[00:15.26] 在这个镇上发生过
[00:16.94] 感觉低落(低落),这附近没什么可做的。
[00:18.99] 我以为我马上就要走了
[00:21.02] 直到一个朋友告诉我这个消息
[00:23.30] 他说:“(嘿),你知道那块空地吗?
[00:24.76] 就在加油站旁边?嗯,有人买了它
[00:26.68] 在现场,他们要建一个商店
[00:28.38] 我们可以去那里买螺栓和螺丝”
[00:30.97] 从那以后,我一直在空中行走。(???
[00:32.54] 我几乎不能刷牙或梳头发
[00:34.20] 因为我太兴奋了,我真的不在乎
[00:36.03] 我从去年六月开始就在等你
[00:38.54] 今天终于到了
[00:40.02] 我现在很高兴活着(???
[00:41.78] 因为任何时候我都会在里面
[00:43.78] 嗯,我希望他们很快就开门
[00:46.06] 我等不及了不我等不及了
[00:50.46] 他们什么时候开门?
[00:53.44] 我要去(是的,我要去),我要去
[00:55.06] 去五金店,真的去五金店
[00:56.36] 去(五)我去(五)哦,是的,我去
[00:59.19] 五金店~
[01:10.96] 我在睡袋里露营了一夜。
[01:12.20] 就在商店的前面,然后一熄灯
[01:14.07] 我把鼻子贴在玻璃上
[01:15.86] 你知道,我必须排在第一
[01:18.30] 给我拿个手电筒和扫帚
[01:19.85] 我房子里每个房间都要一把钳子
[01:21.71] 看到那些锯子了吗?非常,非常快
[01:23.40] 其中一个就是我的了
[01:25.94] 带着名牌走在过道上的人
[01:27.45] 一排排的花园水管绵延数英里
[01:29.25] 全新套筒扳手,款式繁多
[01:31.12] 全部按字母顺序排列
[01:33.48] 他们在做大促销
[01:34.97] 前面有一个很大的紫色标志牌
[01:36.83] 说每27个顾客
[01:38.77] 会得到一个免费的球锤
[01:41.20] 我等不及了不我等不及了
[01:45.26] 他们什么时候开门?
[01:48.36] 我要去(是的,我要去),我要去
[01:50.06] 去五金店,真的去五金店
[01:51.32] 去(五)我去(五)哦,是的,我去
[01:54.15] 五金店~
[01:58.37] 我要去(是的,我要去),我要去
[02:00.47] 去五金店,真的去五金店
[02:01.60] 去(五)我去(五)哦,是的,我去
[02:03.92] 五金店
[02:16.98] 前方高能!!!
[02:18.08] 你能看看那些东西吗…
[02:22.69] 他们有艾伦扳手,沙鼠喂食器,马桶座,电加热器
[02:24.34] 垃圾压实机、榨汁机、淋浴杆和水表
[02:26.43] 对讲机、铜线、护目镜、子午线轮胎
[02:28.24] BB颗粒、橡胶锤、风扇和除湿器
[02:30.52] 画架、切纸机、华夫饼熨斗、百叶窗
[02:32.22] 除漆剂、百叶窗、遮蔽胶带和塑料檐沟
[02:34.03] 厨房水龙头、折叠桌、挡风雨条、跳线
[02:35.91] 钩子和滑车、勾缝剂和抹墙粉、电动喷雾器、勺子和汤勺
[02:37.80] 熏蒸、高性能润滑用杀虫剂
[02:39.82] 金属屋顶,防水,多用途绝缘
[02:41.72] 空气压缩机、黄铜接头、凿子、烟雾探测器
[02:43.62] 轮胎压力表、仓鼠笼、恒温器和防虫器
[02:45.40] 拖车挂接装置消磁器、自动割礼器
[02:47.30] 网球拍、角撑架、硬膜细胞和能量器
[02:49.39] 拱腹板、电路制动器、真空吸尘器、咖啡机
[02:51.26] 计算器、发电机、配套的盐和胡椒搅拌器
[02:53.49] 我等不及了不我等不及了
[02:57.31] 他们什么时候开门?
[03:00.47] 我要去(是的,我要去),我要去
[03:02.22] 去五金店,真的去五金店
[03:03.71] 去(五)我去(五)哦,是的,我去
[03:06.43] 五金店~
[03:10.48] 我要去(是的,我要去),我要去
[03:12.32] 去五金店,真的去五金店
[03:13.42] 去(五)我去(五)哦,是的,我去
[03:15.88] 五金店~
[03:19.89] 我要去(是的,我要去),我要去
[03:21.29] 去五金店,真的去五金店
[03:22.84] 去(五)我去(五)哦,是的,我去
[03:25.26] 五金店~
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