Hardware Store

歌曲 Hardware Store
歌手 Weird Al Yankovic
专辑 Poodle Hat

歌词

[00:15.26] Ever (ever) happens in this town
[00:16.94] Feelin' low down (down), not a lot to do around here
[00:18.99] I thought that I would go right outta my mind
[00:21.02] Until a friend told me the news
[00:22.26]
[00:23.30] He said, "(Hey), you know that vacant lot
[00:24.76] Right beside the gas station? Well, somebody bought it
[00:26.68] And on the spot they're gonna build a shop
[00:28.38] Where we can go buy bolts and screws"
[00:30.59]
[00:30.97] Since then I've been walking on air (air)
[00:32.54] I can barely brush my teeth or comb my hair
[00:34.20] 'Cause I'm so excited and I really don't care
[00:36.03] I've been waiting since last June
[00:38.22]
[00:38.54] For this day to finally arrive
[00:40.02] I'm so happy (happy) now just to be alive
[00:41.78] 'Cause any minute now I'm gonna be inside
[00:43.78] Well, I hope they open soon
[00:45.77]
[00:46.06] I can't wait no, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
[00:50.46] When they gonna open up that door?
[00:53.44] I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
[00:55.06] Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
[00:56.36] Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
[00:59.19] Hardware store
[01:02.82]
[01:10.96] In my sleeping bag I camped out overnight
[01:12.20] Right in front of the store, then as soon as it was light out
[01:14.07] I pressed my nose right up against the glass
[01:15.86] You know, I had to be first in line
[01:18.08]
[01:18.30] Gonna get me a flashlight and a broom
[01:19.85] Want a pair of pliers for every single room in my house
[01:21.71] See those hacksaws? Very, very soon
[01:23.40] One of them will be all mine
[01:25.66]
[01:25.94] Guys with nametags walking down the aisles
[01:27.45] Rows of garden hoses that go on for miles and miles
[01:29.25] Brand new socket wrenches in a plethora of styles
[01:31.12] All arranged alphabetically
[01:33.20]
[01:33.48] And they're doing a promotional stunt
[01:34.97] There's a great big purple sign out front
[01:36.83] That says every 27th customer
[01:38.77] Will get a ball pein hammer free
[01:40.91]
[01:41.20] I can't wait no, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
[01:45.26] When are they gonna open up that door?
[01:48.36] I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
[01:50.06] Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
[01:51.32] Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
[01:54.15] Hardware store
[01:57.89]
[01:58.37] I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
[02:00.47] Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
[02:01.60] Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
[02:03.92] Hardware store
[02:07.15]
[02:16.98] (breathe)
[02:18.08] Would you look at all that stuff ...
[02:22.69] They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
[02:24.34] Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
[02:26.43] Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires
[02:28.24] BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
[02:30.52] Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
[02:32.22] Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters
[02:34.03] Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
[02:35.91] Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
[02:37.80] Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
[02:39.82] Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
[02:41.72] Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
[02:43.62] Tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
[02:45.40] Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers
[02:47.30] Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
[02:49.39] Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
[02:51.26] Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
[02:53.16]
[02:53.49] I can't wait no, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
[02:57.31] When are they gonna open up that door?
[03:00.47] I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
[03:02.22] Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
[03:03.71] Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
[03:06.43] Hardware store
[03:09.96]
[03:10.48] I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
[03:12.32] Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
[03:13.42] Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
[03:15.88] Hardware store
[03:19.70]
[03:19.89] I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
[03:21.29] Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
[03:22.84] Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
[03:25.26] Hardware store
[03:29.94]

歌词大意

[00:15.26] zài zhè gè zhèn shàng fā shēng guò
[00:16.94] gǎn jué dī luò dī luò, zhè fù jìn méi shén me kě zuò de.
[00:18.99] wǒ yǐ wéi wǒ mǎ shàng jiù yào zǒu le
[00:21.02] zhí dào yí gè péng yǒu gào sù wǒ zhè gè xiāo xī
[00:23.30] tā shuō:" hēi, nǐ zhī dào nà kuài kòng dì ma?
[00:24.76] jiù zài jiā yóu zhàn páng biān? , yǒu rén mǎi le tā
[00:26.68] zài xiàn chǎng, tā men yào jiàn yí gè shāng diàn
[00:28.38] wǒ men kě yǐ qù nà lǐ mǎi luó shuān hé luó sī"
[00:30.97] cóng nà yǐ hòu, wǒ yī zhí zài kōng zhōng xíng zǒu.???
[00:32.54] wǒ jī hū bù néng shuā yá huò shū tóu fà
[00:34.20] yīn wèi wǒ tài xīng fèn le, wǒ zhēn de bù zài hu
[00:36.03] wǒ cóng qù nián liù yuè kāi shǐ jiù zài děng nǐ
[00:38.54] jīn tiān zhōng yú dào le
[00:40.02] wǒ xiàn zài hěn gāo xìng huó zhe???
[00:41.78] yīn wèi rèn hé shí hòu wǒ dōu huì zài lǐ miàn
[00:43.78] , wǒ xī wàng tā men hěn kuài jiù kāi mén
[00:46.06] wǒ děng bù jí liǎo bù wǒ děng bù jí le
[00:50.46] tā men shén me shí hòu kāi mén?
[00:53.44] wǒ yào qù shì de, wǒ yào qù, wǒ yào qù
[00:55.06] qù wǔ jīn diàn, zhēn de qù wǔ jīn diàn
[00:56.36] qù wǔ wǒ qù wǔ ó, shì de, wǒ qù
[00:59.19] wǔ jīn diàn
[01:10.96] wǒ zài shuì dài lǐ lù yíng le yī yè.
[01:12.20] jiù zài shāng diàn de qián miàn, rán hòu yī xī dēng
[01:14.07] wǒ bǎ bí zi tiē zài bō lí shàng
[01:15.86] nǐ zhī dào, wǒ bì xū pái zài dì yī
[01:18.30] gěi wǒ ná gè shǒu diàn tǒng hé sào zhǒu
[01:19.85] wǒ fáng zi lǐ měi gè fáng jiān dōu yào yī bǎ qián zi
[01:21.71] kàn dào nèi xiē jù zǐ le ma? fēi cháng, fēi cháng kuài
[01:23.40] qí zhōng yí gè jiù shì wǒ de le
[01:25.94] dài zhe míng pái zǒu zài guò dào shàng de rén
[01:27.45] yī pái pái de huā yuán shuǐ guǎn mián yán shù yīng lǐ
[01:29.25] quán xīn tào tǒng bān shǒu, kuǎn shì fán duō
[01:31.12] quán bù àn zì mǔ shùn xù pái liè
[01:33.48] tā men zài zuò dà cù xiāo
[01:34.97] qián miàn yǒu yí gè hěn dà de zǐ sè biāo zhì pái
[01:36.83] shuō měi 27 gè gù kè
[01:38.77] huì de dào yí gè miǎn fèi de qiú chuí
[01:41.20] wǒ děng bù jí liǎo bù wǒ děng bù jí le
[01:45.26] tā men shén me shí hòu kāi mén?
[01:48.36] wǒ yào qù shì de, wǒ yào qù, wǒ yào qù
[01:50.06] qù wǔ jīn diàn, zhēn de qù wǔ jīn diàn
[01:51.32] qù wǔ wǒ qù wǔ ó, shì de, wǒ qù
[01:54.15] wǔ jīn diàn
[01:58.37] wǒ yào qù shì de, wǒ yào qù, wǒ yào qù
[02:00.47] qù wǔ jīn diàn, zhēn de qù wǔ jīn diàn
[02:01.60] qù wǔ wǒ qù wǔ ó, shì de, wǒ qù
[02:03.92] wǔ jīn diàn
[02:16.98] qián fāng gāo néng!!!
[02:18.08] nǐ néng kàn kàn nèi xiē dōng xī ma
[02:22.69] tā men yǒu ài lún bān shǒu, shā shǔ wèi shí qì, mǎ tǒng zuò, diàn jiā rè qì
[02:24.34] lā jī yā shí jī zhà zhī jī lín yù gān hé shuǐ biǎo
[02:26.43] duì jiǎng jī tóng xiàn hù mù jìng zǐ wǔ xiàn lún tāi
[02:28.24] BB kē lì xiàng jiāo chuí fēng shàn hé chú shī qì
[02:30.52] huà jià qiè zhǐ jī huá fū bǐng yùn dǒu bǎi yè chuāng
[02:32.22] chú qī jì bǎi yè chuāng zhē bì jiāo dài hé sù liào yán gōu
[02:34.03] chú fáng shuǐ lóng tóu zhé dié zhuō dǎng fēng yǔ tiáo tiào xiàn
[02:35.91] gōu zi hé huá chē gōu fèng jì hé mǒ qiáng fěn diàn dòng pēn wù qì sháo zi hé tāng sháo
[02:37.80] xūn zhēng gāo xìng néng rùn huá yòng shā chóng jì
[02:39.82] jīn shǔ wū dǐng, fáng shuǐ, duō yòng tú jué yuán
[02:41.72] kōng qì yā suō jī huáng tóng jiē tóu záo zǐ yān wù tàn cè qì
[02:43.62] lún tāi yā lì biǎo cāng shǔ lóng héng wēn qì hé fáng chóng qì
[02:45.40] tuō chē guà jiē zhuāng zhì xiāo cí qì zì dòng gē lǐ qì
[02:47.30] wǎng qiú pāi jiǎo chēng jià yìng mó xì bāo hé néng liáng qì
[02:49.39] gǒng fù bǎn diàn lù zhì dòng qì zhēn kōng xī chén qì kā fēi jī
[02:51.26] jì suàn qì fā diàn jī pèi tào de yán hé hú jiāo jiǎo bàn qì
[02:53.49] wǒ děng bù jí liǎo bù wǒ děng bù jí le
[02:57.31] tā men shén me shí hòu kāi mén?
[03:00.47] wǒ yào qù shì de, wǒ yào qù, wǒ yào qù
[03:02.22] qù wǔ jīn diàn, zhēn de qù wǔ jīn diàn
[03:03.71] qù wǔ wǒ qù wǔ ó, shì de, wǒ qù
[03:06.43] wǔ jīn diàn
[03:10.48] wǒ yào qù shì de, wǒ yào qù, wǒ yào qù
[03:12.32] qù wǔ jīn diàn, zhēn de qù wǔ jīn diàn
[03:13.42] qù wǔ wǒ qù wǔ ó, shì de, wǒ qù
[03:15.88] wǔ jīn diàn
[03:19.89] wǒ yào qù shì de, wǒ yào qù, wǒ yào qù
[03:21.29] qù wǔ jīn diàn, zhēn de qù wǔ jīn diàn
[03:22.84] qù wǔ wǒ qù wǔ ó, shì de, wǒ qù
[03:25.26] wǔ jīn diàn