When I Was Your Age

When I Was Your Age 歌词

歌曲 When I Was Your Age
歌手 Weird Al Yankovic
专辑 Off The Deep End
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Let me tell you sonny... let me tell you straight
You kids today ain't never had it tough
Always had everything handed to you on a silver plate
You lazy brats think nothing's good enough
Well, nobody ever drove me to school when it was ninety degrees below
We had to walk buck naked through forty miles of snow
Worked in the coal mines twenty two hours a day for just half a cent
Had to sell me internal organs just to pay the rent
When i was your age. when i was your age
When i was your age. when i was your age
Let me tell you something, you whiny little snot
There's something wrong with all you kids today
You just don't appreciate all the things you've got
We were hungry, broken and miserable and we liked it fine that way
There were seventy three of us living in a cardboard box
All i got for christmas was a lousy bag of rocks
Every night for dinner, we had a big 'ol chunk of dirt
If we were really good, we didn't get dessert
When i was your age. when i was your age
When i was your age. when i was your age
Didn't have no telephone, didn't have no fax machine
All we had was a couple cans and a crummy piece of string
Didn't have no swimming pool when i was just a lad
Our neighbor's mseptic tank was the closest thing we had
Didn't have no dental floss, had to use old rusty nails
Didn't have nintendo, we just poured salt on snails
Didn't have no water bed, had to sleep on broken glass
Didn't have no lawnmower, we used our teeth to cut the grass
What's the matter now, sonny, you say you don't believe this junk?
You think my story's wearin' kinda thin?
I tell you one thing, i never was such a disrespectful punk
Back in my time, we had a thing called discipline
Dad would whoop us every night till a quarter after twelve
Then he'd get too tired and he'd make us whoop ourselves
Then he'd chop me into pieces and play frisbee with my brain
And let me tell ya, junior, you never heard me complain
When i was your age. when i was your age
When i was your age. when i was your age
[00:28.980] 听我说,小子,我今儿跟你把话说明白
[00:33.052] 你们这群兔崽子从来都不知好歹
[00:38.070] 什么好吃的好玩儿的都是巴儿巴儿地供给你
[00:42.541] 你们这一个个懒货还觉得事事不如意
[00:47.225] 哼,我小时候外边儿零下六七十度哪儿有人开车送我去读书
[00:51.942] 我们那会儿都得光着屁股在雪地里走六十几公里
[00:57.026] 还得在煤矿里打工,每天干二十二个小时就给半分钱
[01:01.274] 把肾卖了只为了能有个地方住
[01:05.434] 我小时候,我小时候
[01:14.316] 我小时候,我小时候
[01:25.416] 我跟你说个事儿,小白眼儿狼
[01:29.540] 你们现在的孩子全身都是坏毛病
[01:34.641] 从来不知道珍惜现在的美好生活
[01:39.071] 我们那会儿又饿又穷,现在看那日子根本没法儿过
[01:41.378] 我们还不是一样活得挺不错
[01:44.228] 我们七十三个人挤在一个纸板箱里头住
[01:48.614] 一小袋破石头就是圣诞礼物
[01:53.417] 哪有什么晚餐吃土才能果腹
[01:58.316] 就是再听话,甜点是啥想都没敢想过
[02:02.961] 我小时候,我小时候
[02:10.613] 我小时候,我小时候
[02:21.871] 那会儿哪有什么传真机和电话
[02:26.520] 有的就几个破罐子和几根脏不拉几的绳儿
[02:31.160] 我小时候哪儿有什么游泳池
[02:35.791] 见过的池子也就只有隔壁的化粪池
[02:40.843] 没有牙线都是用脏兮兮的指甲抠牙
[02:45.824] 任天堂是啥,我们能玩儿的就只有蜗牛
[02:50.051] 还水床呢,我们那会儿睡的都是玻璃渣
[02:55.097] 没有割草机,全都是用牙啃的啊
[03:18.508] 小子你什么意思,不信是吧
[03:22.180] 你觉得我这些都是编的?
[03:27.543] 混蛋我跟你说 ,我小时候从来不跟你似的这么狗屁不通
[03:32.006] 我们那会儿,有个东西叫纪律
[03:37.075] 每天晚上我爹都抽我抽到十二点过
[03:41.700] 他要是累了,就让我们自己抽自己
[03:46.263] 然后他再把我们剁了,拿我脑子扔飞镖
[03:51.012] 我跟你说,王八羔儿,我一句抱怨的话都没有过
[03:54.975] 我小时候,我小时候
[04:03.879] 我小时候,我小时候
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