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Let me tell you sonny... let me tell you straight |
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You kids today ain't never had it tough |
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Always had everything handed to you on a silver plate |
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You lazy brats think nothing's good enough |
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Well, nobody ever drove me to school when it was ninety degrees below |
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We had to walk buck naked through forty miles of snow |
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Worked in the coal mines twenty two hours a day for just half a cent |
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Had to sell me internal organs just to pay the rent |
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When i was your age. when i was your age |
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When i was your age. when i was your age |
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Let me tell you something, you whiny little snot |
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There's something wrong with all you kids today |
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You just don't appreciate all the things you've got |
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We were hungry, broken and miserable and we liked it fine that way |
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There were seventy three of us living in a cardboard box |
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All i got for christmas was a lousy bag of rocks |
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Every night for dinner, we had a big 'ol chunk of dirt |
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If we were really good, we didn't get dessert |
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When i was your age. when i was your age |
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When i was your age. when i was your age |
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Didn't have no telephone, didn't have no fax machine |
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All we had was a couple cans and a crummy piece of string |
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Didn't have no swimming pool when i was just a lad |
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Our neighbor's mseptic tank was the closest thing we had |
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Didn't have no dental floss, had to use old rusty nails |
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Didn't have nintendo, we just poured salt on snails |
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Didn't have no water bed, had to sleep on broken glass |
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Didn't have no lawnmower, we used our teeth to cut the grass |
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What's the matter now, sonny, you say you don't believe this junk? |
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You think my story's wearin' kinda thin? |
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I tell you one thing, i never was such a disrespectful punk |
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Back in my time, we had a thing called discipline |
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Dad would whoop us every night till a quarter after twelve |
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Then he'd get too tired and he'd make us whoop ourselves |
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Then he'd chop me into pieces and play frisbee with my brain |
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And let me tell ya, junior, you never heard me complain |
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When i was your age. when i was your age |
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When i was your age. when i was your age |