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Who fixes plumbing problems in a flash? |
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Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week? |
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Baby, I sure wish |
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I could lend you a hand |
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But plumbing's one thing |
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I don't understand |
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It's true, haven't got a clue |
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B b baby, |
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I can tell you've got a big problem |
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When I flush the john, then your shower goes on |
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Baby, now watcha gonna do? |
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If Drano's a joke and your plunger is broke |
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Baby, call the mensch with a monkey wrench |
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Baby, he'll be there for you |
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Shower's backing up, water won't go down? |
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Ba ba ba baby, don't forget my plumber |
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Ba ba ba baby, sink's been stopped up all summer |
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Ba ba ba baby, better call the plumber, he'll know what to do |
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Pipes been blowing up, pipes been breaking down |
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And the carpet's soaked right through |
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Ba, ba, ba, kitchen's flooded too |
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Ba, ba, ba, girl, you know it's true |
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B b betcha this guy makes more than my lawyer |
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If he works for one day, costs you half a year's pay |
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Baby, he can be here by two |
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So if you've got cash, he'll be there in a flash |
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Makin' service calls in his overalls |
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Baby, he'll do his best for you |
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Sewer's backing up, got you feelin' down? |
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Ba ba ba baby, don't forget my plumber |
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Ba ba ba baby, leaky pipes are a bummer |
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Ba ba ba baby, time to call the plumber, maybe call a few |
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Got a problem with plumbing? |
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Gotta blame it on something? |
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Blame it on the drain, it was cloggin', cloggin' |
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Blame it on the faucet that drips all night |
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If hairballs, grease and goo won't let the water through |
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Blame it on the drain, yeah, yeah |
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When I flush the john, now when |
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I flush the john |
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It turns the shower on |
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Ba ba ba baby, better call my plumber |
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He'll know what to do |
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Call now, we're in the yellow pages |
