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I met him in a swamp down in dagobah |
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Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda |
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S O D A, soda |
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I saw the little runt sitting there on a log |
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I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said, "Yoda" |
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Y O D A, Yoda |
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Yo-yo-yo-yo |
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YodaWell, |
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I've been around, but |
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I ain't never seen |
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A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's wrinkled and green |
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Oh, my Yoda |
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Yo-yo-yo-yo |
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YodaWell, |
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I'm not dumb, but |
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I can't understand |
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How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand |
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Oh, my Yoda |
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Yo-yo-yo-yo |
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Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo |
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YodaWell, |
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I left home just a week before |
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And I've never ever been a jedi before |
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But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of course |
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He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the force" |
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Well, I'm not the kind that would argue with |
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BenSo it looks like |
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I'm gonna start all over again |
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Though with my |
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YodaYo-yo-yo-yo |
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Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo |
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YodaYodaYo-yo-yo-yo |
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Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo |
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YodaSo I used the force |
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I picked up a box |
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I lifted some rocks |
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While I stood on my head |
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Well, I won't forget what |
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Yoda saidHe said, "Luke, stay away from the darker sideAnd if you start to go astray, let the force be your guide" |
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Oh, my Yoda |
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Yo-yo-yo-yo |
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YodaI know |
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Darth Vader's really got you annoyed |
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But remember, if you kill him, then you'll be unemployed |
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Oh, my Yoda |
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Yo-yo-yo-yo |
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YodaWell, |
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I heard my friends really got in a mess |
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So I'm gonna have to leave |
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Yoda I guess |
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But I know that |
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I'll be coming back some day |
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I'll be playing this part 'till |
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I'm old and gray |
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The long-term contract |
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I had to sign |
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Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time |
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With my Yoda |
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Yo-yo-yo-yo |
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Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo |
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YodaYodaYo-yo-yo-yo |
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Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo |
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YodaYodaYo-yo-yo-yo |
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Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo |
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YodaYodaYo-yo-yo-yo |
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Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo |
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YodaYodaYo-yo-yo-yo |
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Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo |
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YodaYodaYo-yo-yo-yo |
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Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo |
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YodaYodaYo-yo-yo-yo |
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Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo |
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Yoda |
