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Yeah |
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A used ... pink bathrobe |
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A rare ... mint snowglobe |
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A Smurf ... TV tray |
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I bought on eBay |
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My house ... is filled with this crap |
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Shows up in bubble wrap |
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Most every day |
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What I bought on eBay |
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Tell me why (I need another pet rock) |
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Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock) |
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Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee) |
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They had it on eBay |
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I'll buy ... your knick-knack |
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Just check ... my feedback |
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"A++!" they all say |
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They love me on eBay |
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Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag) |
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Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag) |
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(From some guy) I've never met in Norway |
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Found him on eBay |
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I am the type who is liable to snipe you |
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With two seconds left to go, whoa |
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Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please ya |
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As long as I've got the dough |
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I'll buy ... your tchotchkes |
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Sell me ... your watch, please |
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I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...) |
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I'm highest bidder now |
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(Junk keeps arriving in the mail) |
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(From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazard ashtray) |
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(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazard ashtray) |
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Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay) |
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Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox) |
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Wanna buy (a case of vintage tube socks) |
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Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre) |
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(Found it on eBay) |
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Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcet poster) |
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(Pez dispensers and a toaster) |
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(Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away) |
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(I'll buy on eBay) |
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What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y |