Ebay (Parody of "I Want It That Way" by the Backstreet Boys)

歌曲 Ebay (Parody of "I Want It That Way" by the Backstreet Boys)
歌手 Weird Al Yankovic
专辑 The Essential Weird Al Yankovic

歌词

[00:03.270] Yeah
[00:09.110] A used ... pink bathrobe
[00:13.810] A rare ... mint snowglobe
[00:18.550] A Smurf ... TV tray
[00:23.860] I bought on eBay
[00:28.500] My house ... is filled with this crap
[00:35.600] Shows up in bubble wrap
[00:39.820] Most every day
[00:42.500] What I bought on eBay
[00:46.910] Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
[00:51.670] Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
[00:56.310] Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
[01:01.410] They had it on eBay
[01:05.890] I'll buy ... your knick-knack
[01:10.590] Just check ... my feedback
[01:15.700] "A++!" they all say
[01:20.370] They love me on eBay
[01:24.770] Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
[01:28.740] Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
[01:34.240] (From some guy) I've never met in Norway
[01:39.520] Found him on eBay
[01:44.250] I am the type who is liable to snipe you
[01:48.759] With two seconds left to go, whoa
[01:53.450] Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please ya
[01:58.229] As long as I've got the dough
[02:02.650] I'll buy ... your tchotchkes
[02:07.390] Sell me ... your watch, please
[02:12.100] I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)
[02:20.160] I'm highest bidder now
[02:22.100] (Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
[02:26.800] (From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)
[02:31.610] (Hey! A Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)
[02:35.490] Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay)
[02:40.500] Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
[02:44.690] Wanna buy (a case of vintage tube socks)
[02:49.950] Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre)
[02:55.320] (Found it on eBay)
[02:59.400] Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcet poster)
[03:05.360] (Pez dispensers and a toaster)
[03:08.900] (Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
[03:14.210] (I'll buy on eBay)
[03:18.600] What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y

歌词大意

[00:09.110] yī jiàn èr shǒu de yù páo, fěn hóng sè
[00:13.810] yí gè hǎn jiàn de shuǐ jīng qiú, bò he sè
[00:18.550] yí gè huà mǎn lán jīng líng de, líng shí tuō pán
[00:23.860] quán dōu shì eBay shàng mǎi de
[00:28.500] wǒ jiā lǐ dào chù shì zhè pò làn wán yì ér
[00:35.600] kuài dì jiàn tiān r wǎng jiā sòng
[00:39.820] gè gè bāo zhe pào mò zhǐ, yī céng yòu yī céng
[00:42.500] dōu shì wǒ zài eBay shàng mǎi de nèi xiē wán yì ér
[00:46.910] gào sù wǒ, wèi shí me, wǒ yòu pāi xià le yí gè shí tou chǒng wù pet rock jiù shì yī xiē shí tou, zhuāng zài yí gè dài kǒng de xiǎo hé zi lǐ, hé zi lǐ huán gěi tā diàn zhe gān cǎo, mǎi jiā mǎi huí lái zhī hòu bǎ tā dāng chǒng wù" yǎng"
[00:51.670] gào sù wǒ, wèi shí me, wǒ yòu shōu dào le yí gè zhū zhū xiá nào zhōng
[00:56.310] gào sù wǒ, wèi shí me, wǒ yòu jìng pāi le yī dǐng xià tè nà de jiǎ fà William Shatner, jiā ná dà yǎn yuán, zēng shēn yǎn xīng jì lǚ xíng
[01:01.410] yīn wèi eBay shàng yǒu mài a
[01:05.890] nǐ nà gè xiǎo bǎi jiàn ér wǒ yào le
[01:10.590] lái kàn kàn wǒ de píng jià jì lù
[01:15.700] " wǔ xīng hǎo píng!" měi tiáo dōu shì
[01:20.370] eBay shàng de qīn men dōu xǐ huān wǒ yō
[01:24.770] xiǎng mǎi nà gè yǒu diǎn pò dì gāo ěr fū qiú dài
[01:28.740] xiǎng mǎi nà gè máo róng wán ǒu quán xīn dài diào pái
[01:34.240] mài dōng xī de nà rén lái zì nuó wēi, cóng lái méi jiàn guò
[01:39.520] shì zài eBay shàng rèn shi de
[01:44.250] wǒ jìng pāi de shí hòu zǒng shì chǒu zhǔn shí jī xià shǒu
[01:48.759] hái shèng liǎng miǎo zhōng, gǎn jǐn qiǎng le zǒu
[01:53.450] yòng Paypal hái shì Visa, ài yòng nǎ yòng nǎ
[01:58.229] zhǐ yào qiǎng dào de rén shì wǒ, yòng shén me dōu méi chà
[02:02.650] wǒ xiǎng mǎi nǐ nà duī xiǎo wán yì ér
[02:07.390] qiú qiú nǐ la shǒu biǎo mài gěi wǒ ba
[02:12.100] wǒ xiǎng mǎi wǒ xiǎng mǎi, wǒ xiǎng mǎi, wǒ xiǎng mǎi
[02:20.160] xiàn zài wǒ shì zuì gāo jìng jià la
[02:22.100] kuài dì bù tíng diǎn ér dì wǎng jiā lǐ sòng
[02:26.800] quán cóng ebay nà gè quán qiú zá huò pù lǐ tou mǎi de xiē lā jī wán yì ér zhèng yì qián fēng zhōu biān de yān huī gāng
[02:31.610] hēi! zhèng yì qián fēng de yān huī gāng āi!
[02:35.490] Oh yeah, wǒ zài eBay mǎi de wa
[02:40.500] xiǎng mǎi yí gè chī dòu rén zhōu biān wǔ cān hé
[02:44.690] xiǎng mǎi yī hé lǎo kuǎn de lán tiáo wén wà zi
[02:49.950] xiǎng mǎi yī zhāng Dr. Dre yòng guò de zhǐ jīn Dr. Dre, shì Dre āi
[02:55.320] dōu shì zài eBay shàng zhǎo dào dā
[02:59.400] xiǎng mǎi nà zhāng fǎ lā fú xī qī shí nián dài nǚ xīng de hǎi bào
[03:05.360] gè zhǒng gè yàng de bèi sī táng guǒ hé hái yǒu tǔ sī jī
[03:08.900] bù zhī dào wèi shí me, zhèi xiē bié rén dōu xiǎng diū diào de dōng xī
[03:14.210] wǒ huì zài eBay shàng mǎi huí jiā
[03:18.600] wǒ dōu zài eBay shàng mǎi le diǎn shà!