Hardware Store

Hardware Store 歌词

歌曲 Hardware Store
歌手 Weird Al Yankovic
专辑 The Essential Weird Al Yankovic
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[00:15.26] Ever (ever) happens in this town
[00:16.94] Feelin' low down (down), not a lot to do around here
[00:18.99] I thought that I would go right outta my mind
[00:21.02] Until a friend told me the news
[00:22.26]
[00:23.30] He said, "(Hey), you know that vacant lot
[00:24.76] Right beside the gas station? Well, somebody bought it
[00:26.68] And on the spot they're gonna build a shop
[00:28.38] Where we can go buy bolts and screws"
[00:30.59]
[00:30.97] Since then I've been walking on air (air)
[00:32.54] I can barely brush my teeth or comb my hair
[00:34.20] 'Cause I'm so excited and I really don't care
[00:36.03] I've been waiting since last June
[00:38.22]
[00:38.54] For this day to finally arrive
[00:40.02] I'm so happy (happy) now just to be alive
[00:41.78] 'Cause any minute now I'm gonna be inside
[00:43.78] Well, I hope they open soon
[00:45.77]
[00:46.06] I can't wait no, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
[00:50.46] When they gonna open up that door?
[00:53.44] I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
[00:55.06] Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
[00:56.36] Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
[00:59.19] Hardware store
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[01:10.96] In my sleeping bag I camped out overnight
[01:12.20] Right in front of the store, then as soon as it was light out
[01:14.07] I pressed my nose right up against the glass
[01:15.86] You know, I had to be first in line
[01:18.08]
[01:18.30] Gonna get me a flashlight and a broom
[01:19.85] Want a pair of pliers for every single room in my house
[01:21.71] See those hacksaws? Very, very soon
[01:23.40] One of them will be all mine
[01:25.66]
[01:25.94] Guys with nametags walking down the aisles
[01:27.45] Rows of garden hoses that go on for miles and miles
[01:29.25] Brand new socket wrenches in a plethora of styles
[01:31.12] All arranged alphabetically
[01:33.20]
[01:33.48] And they're doing a promotional stunt
[01:34.97] There's a great big purple sign out front
[01:36.83] That says every 27th customer
[01:38.77] Will get a ball pein hammer free
[01:40.91]
[01:41.20] I can't wait no, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
[01:45.26] When are they gonna open up that door?
[01:48.36] I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
[01:50.06] Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
[01:51.32] Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
[01:54.15] Hardware store
[01:57.89]
[01:58.37] I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
[02:00.47] Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
[02:01.60] Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
[02:03.92] Hardware store
[02:07.15]
[02:16.98] (breathe)
[02:18.08] Would you look at all that stuff ...
[02:22.69] They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
[02:24.34] Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
[02:26.43] Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires
[02:28.24] BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
[02:30.52] Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
[02:32.22] Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters
[02:34.03] Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
[02:35.91] Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
[02:37.80] Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
[02:39.82] Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
[02:41.72] Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
[02:43.62] Tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
[02:45.40] Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers
[02:47.30] Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
[02:49.39] Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
[02:51.26] Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
[02:53.16]
[02:53.49] I can't wait no, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
[02:57.31] When are they gonna open up that door?
[03:00.47] I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
[03:02.22] Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
[03:03.71] Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
[03:06.43] Hardware store
[03:09.96]
[03:10.48] I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
[03:12.32] Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
[03:13.42] Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
[03:15.88] Hardware store
[03:19.70]
[03:19.89] I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
[03:21.29] Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
[03:22.84] Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
[03:25.26] Hardware store
[03:29.94]
[00:15.26] 这个小镇永远没发生过什么
[00:16.94] 感觉糟透了(糟透了),这里啥都干不了
[00:18.99] 我想我的思维快要停滞了
[00:21.02] 直到一个朋友告诉我那个大新闻
[00:23.30] 他说“嘿,你知道那个闲了很久的
[00:24.76] 在加油站旁边的那块地方吗?有人买下了它
[00:26.68] 他们还要在这个位置建个超市
[00:28.38] 我们能买到螺栓和螺丝的那种”
[00:30.97] 听完后我乐上了天(上天)
[00:32.54] 我连刷牙梳头都顾不上了
[00:34.20] 因为我实在太激动了 管它呢
[00:36.03] 我从去年六月就开始期待
[00:38.54] 这一天最终到来的时刻
[00:40.02] 我太开心了(开心)现在我复活了
[00:41.78] 因为现在我可以在任何时间去那里面
[00:43.78] 噢,我希望他们早点开业
[00:46.06] 我等不及了!(不及了)我等不及了(噢 什么时候)
[00:50.46] 他们什么时候才能打开那扇门?
[00:53.44] 我要去(是的)要去,我要去
[00:55.06] 要去(五)金,我要去,真的要去
[00:56.36] 要去(五)我要去(五)噢 对,我要去那个
[00:59.19] 五金店!
[01:10.96] 我一整晚都在我的睡袋里露营
[01:12.20] 就在那商店门前,接着只要天一亮
[01:14.07] 我就会把我的鼻子贴在橱窗上
[01:15.86] 知道吗,我必须是第一位顾客!
[01:18.30] 我要给我自己买个手电筒和扫帚
[01:19.85] 还要一对老虎钳放在我家的每一个房间里
[01:21.71] 看到那些钢锯了没?很,很快
[01:23.40] 它们其中的一个就会是我的
[01:25.94] 带着姓名牌的家伙沿着过道走来走去
[01:27.45] 上千英里长的花园喷水软管排成一行
[01:29.25] 多种风格的名牌套筒扳手
[01:31.12] 都按照字母顺序排列
[01:33.48] 他们还弄了个宣传噱头
[01:34.97] 门前有个棒极了的紫色大牌子
[01:36.83] 上面说前27个顾客
[01:38.77] 每人都会得到一个免费的圆头铁锤
[01:41.20] 我等不及了!(不及了)我等不及了(噢 什么时候)
[01:45.26] 他们什么时候才能打开那扇门?
[01:48.36] 我要去(是的)要去,我要去
[01:50.06] 要去(五)金,我要去,真的要去
[01:51.32] 要去(五)我要去(五)噢 对,我要去那个
[01:54.15] 五金店!
[01:58.37] 我要去(是的)要去,我要去
[02:00.47] 要去(五)金,我要去,真的要去
[02:01.60] 要去(五)我要去(五)噢 对,我要去那个
[02:03.92] 五金店!
[02:16.98] (呼吸)
[02:18.08] 你将看到所有的东西....
[02:22.69] 他们有六角扳手,沙鼠喂食器,马桶圈,电暖气
[02:24.34] 机械装置,榨汁机,淋浴棒,和水表
[02:26.43] 对讲机,铜导线护目镜,辐射层轮胎
[02:28.24] BB弹,橡胶球棍,螺旋桨还有除湿机
[02:30.52] 图片衣架,裁纸刀,窝夫烘烤模,百叶窗
[02:32.22] 去漆剂,遮光帘,皱纹胶带和塑料槽
[02:34.03] 厨房水龙头,折叠桌,挡风雨条,车用跳电线
[02:35.91] 钩子和索具,水泥浆和填泥料,强力雾化器,汤勺和长柄勺
[02:37.80] 烟熏杀虫剂,高能润滑油
[02:39.82] 金属屋面,防水处理剂,多功能绝缘体
[02:41.72] 空气压缩机,铜接头,破坏凿子,烟雾报警器
[02:43.62] 轮胎压力表,仓鼠笼,室温调节器和失误导向板
[02:45.40] 拖车钩消磁器,全自动割包皮机
[02:47.30] 网球怕,角托架,金霸王电池,劲量电池
[02:49.39] 底面板,电路制动器,吸尘器,咖啡机
[02:51.26] 计算器,发电机,盐盒与胡椒瓶
[02:53.49] 我等不及了!(不及了)我等不及了(噢 什么时候)
[02:57.31] 他们什么时候才能打开那扇门?
[03:00.47] 我要去(是的)要去,我要去
[03:02.22] 要去(五)金,我要去,真的要去
[03:03.71] 要去(五)我要去(五)噢 对,我要去那个
[03:06.43] 五金店!
[03:10.48] 我要去(是的)要去,我要去
[03:12.32] 要去(五)金,我要去,真的要去
[03:13.42] 要去(五)我要去(五)噢 对,我要去那个
[03:15.88] 五金店!
[03:19.89] 我要去(是的)要去,我要去
[03:21.29] 要去(五)金,我要去,真的要去
[03:22.84] 要去(五)我要去(五)噢 对,我要去那个
[03:25.26] 五金店!
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