| 歌曲 | Hardware Store |
| 歌手 | Weird Al Yankovic |
| 专辑 | The Essential Weird Al Yankovic |
| [00:15.26] | Ever (ever) happens in this town |
| [00:16.94] | Feelin' low down (down), not a lot to do around here |
| [00:18.99] | I thought that I would go right outta my mind |
| [00:21.02] | Until a friend told me the news |
| [00:22.26] | |
| [00:23.30] | He said, "(Hey), you know that vacant lot |
| [00:24.76] | Right beside the gas station? Well, somebody bought it |
| [00:26.68] | And on the spot they're gonna build a shop |
| [00:28.38] | Where we can go buy bolts and screws" |
| [00:30.59] | |
| [00:30.97] | Since then I've been walking on air (air) |
| [00:32.54] | I can barely brush my teeth or comb my hair |
| [00:34.20] | 'Cause I'm so excited and I really don't care |
| [00:36.03] | I've been waiting since last June |
| [00:38.22] | |
| [00:38.54] | For this day to finally arrive |
| [00:40.02] | I'm so happy (happy) now just to be alive |
| [00:41.78] | 'Cause any minute now I'm gonna be inside |
| [00:43.78] | Well, I hope they open soon |
| [00:45.77] | |
| [00:46.06] | I can't wait no, (no I) I can't wait (oh when) |
| [00:50.46] | When they gonna open up that door? |
| [00:53.44] | I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the |
| [00:55.06] | Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the |
| [00:56.36] | Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the |
| [00:59.19] | Hardware store |
| [01:02.82] | |
| [01:10.96] | In my sleeping bag I camped out overnight |
| [01:12.20] | Right in front of the store, then as soon as it was light out |
| [01:14.07] | I pressed my nose right up against the glass |
| [01:15.86] | You know, I had to be first in line |
| [01:18.08] | |
| [01:18.30] | Gonna get me a flashlight and a broom |
| [01:19.85] | Want a pair of pliers for every single room in my house |
| [01:21.71] | See those hacksaws? Very, very soon |
| [01:23.40] | One of them will be all mine |
| [01:25.66] | |
| [01:25.94] | Guys with nametags walking down the aisles |
| [01:27.45] | Rows of garden hoses that go on for miles and miles |
| [01:29.25] | Brand new socket wrenches in a plethora of styles |
| [01:31.12] | All arranged alphabetically |
| [01:33.20] | |
| [01:33.48] | And they're doing a promotional stunt |
| [01:34.97] | There's a great big purple sign out front |
| [01:36.83] | That says every 27th customer |
| [01:38.77] | Will get a ball pein hammer free |
| [01:40.91] | |
| [01:41.20] | I can't wait no, (no I) I can't wait (oh when) |
| [01:45.26] | When are they gonna open up that door? |
| [01:48.36] | I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the |
| [01:50.06] | Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the |
| [01:51.32] | Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the |
| [01:54.15] | Hardware store |
| [01:57.89] | |
| [01:58.37] | I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the |
| [02:00.47] | Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the |
| [02:01.60] | Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the |
| [02:03.92] | Hardware store |
| [02:07.15] | |
| [02:16.98] | (breathe) |
| [02:18.08] | Would you look at all that stuff ... |
| [02:22.69] | They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters |
| [02:24.34] | Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters |
| [02:26.43] | Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires |
| [02:28.24] | BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers |
| [02:30.52] | Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters |
| [02:32.22] | Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters |
| [02:34.03] | Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables |
| [02:35.91] | Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles |
| [02:37.80] | Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication |
| [02:39.82] | Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation |
| [02:41.72] | Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors |
| [02:43.62] | Tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors |
| [02:45.40] | Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers |
| [02:47.30] | Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers |
| [02:49.39] | Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers |
| [02:51.26] | Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers |
| [02:53.16] | |
| [02:53.49] | I can't wait no, (no I) I can't wait (oh when) |
| [02:57.31] | When are they gonna open up that door? |
| [03:00.47] | I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the |
| [03:02.22] | Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the |
| [03:03.71] | Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the |
| [03:06.43] | Hardware store |
| [03:09.96] | |
| [03:10.48] | I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the |
| [03:12.32] | Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the |
| [03:13.42] | Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the |
| [03:15.88] | Hardware store |
| [03:19.70] | |
| [03:19.89] | I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the |
| [03:21.29] | Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the |
| [03:22.84] | Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the |
| [03:25.26] | Hardware store |
| [03:29.94] |
| [00:15.26] | zhè gè xiǎo zhèn yǒng yuǎn méi fā shēng guò shén me |
| [00:16.94] | gǎn jué zāo tòu le zāo tòu le, zhè lǐ shà dōu gàn bù liǎo |
| [00:18.99] | wǒ xiǎng wǒ de sī wéi kuài yào tíng zhì le |
| [00:21.02] | zhí dào yí gè péng yǒu gào sù wǒ nà gè dà xīn wén |
| [00:23.30] | tā shuō" hēi, nǐ zhī dào nà gè xián le hěn jiǔ de |
| [00:24.76] | zài jiā yóu zhàn páng biān de nà kuài dì fāng ma? yǒu rén mǎi xià le tā |
| [00:26.68] | tā men hái yào zài zhè gè wèi zhì jiàn gè chāo shì |
| [00:28.38] | wǒ men néng mǎi dào luó shuān hé luó sī de nà zhǒng" |
| [00:30.97] | tīng wán hòu wǒ lè shàng le tiān shàng tiān |
| [00:32.54] | wǒ lián shuā yá shū tóu dōu gù bù shàng le |
| [00:34.20] | yīn wèi wǒ shí zài tài jī dòng le guǎn tā ne |
| [00:36.03] | wǒ cóng qù nián liù yuè jiù kāi shǐ qī dài |
| [00:38.54] | zhè yì tiān zuì zhōng dào lái de shí kè |
| [00:40.02] | wǒ tài kāi xīn le kāi xīn xiàn zài wǒ fù huó le |
| [00:41.78] | yīn wèi xiàn zài wǒ kě yǐ zài rèn hé shí jiān qù nà lǐ miàn |
| [00:43.78] | ō, wǒ xī wàng tā men zǎo diǎn kāi yè |
| [00:46.06] | wǒ děng bù jí le! bù jí le wǒ děng bù jí le ō shén me shí hòu |
| [00:50.46] | tā men shén me shí hòu cái néng dǎ kāi nà shàn mén? |
| [00:53.44] | wǒ yào qù shì de yào qù, wǒ yào qù |
| [00:55.06] | yào qù wǔ jīn, wǒ yào qù, zhēn de yào qù |
| [00:56.36] | yào qù wǔ wǒ yào qù wǔ ō duì, wǒ yào qù nà gè |
| [00:59.19] | wǔ jīn diàn! |
| [01:10.96] | wǒ yī zhěng wǎn dōu zài wǒ de shuì dài lǐ lù yíng |
| [01:12.20] | jiù zài nà shāng diàn mén qián, jiē zhe zhǐ yào tiān yī liàng |
| [01:14.07] | wǒ jiù huì bǎ wǒ de bí zi tiē zài chú chuāng shàng |
| [01:15.86] | zhī dào ma, wǒ bì xū shì dì yī wèi gù kè! |
| [01:18.30] | wǒ yào gěi wǒ zì jǐ mǎi gè shǒu diàn tǒng hé sào zhǒu |
| [01:19.85] | hái yào yī duì lǎo hǔ qián fàng zài wǒ jiā de měi yí gè fáng jiān lǐ |
| [01:21.71] | kàn dào nèi xiē gāng jù le méi? hěn, hěn kuài |
| [01:23.40] | tā men qí zhōng de yí gè jiù huì shì wǒ de |
| [01:25.94] | dài zhe xìng míng pái de jiā huo yán zhe guò dào zǒu lái zǒu qù |
| [01:27.45] | shàng qiān yīng lǐ cháng de huā yuán pēn shuǐ ruǎn guǎn pái chéng yī xíng |
| [01:29.25] | duō zhǒng fēng gé de míng pái tào tǒng bān shǒu |
| [01:31.12] | dōu àn zhào zì mǔ shùn xù pái liè |
| [01:33.48] | tā men hái nòng le gè xuān chuán xué tou |
| [01:34.97] | mén qián yǒu gè bàng jí le de zǐ sè dà pái zi |
| [01:36.83] | shàng miàn shuō qián 27 gè gù kè |
| [01:38.77] | měi rén dōu huì de dào yí gè miǎn fèi de yuán tóu tiě chuí |
| [01:41.20] | wǒ děng bù jí le! bù jí le wǒ děng bù jí le ō shén me shí hòu |
| [01:45.26] | tā men shén me shí hòu cái néng dǎ kāi nà shàn mén? |
| [01:48.36] | wǒ yào qù shì de yào qù, wǒ yào qù |
| [01:50.06] | yào qù wǔ jīn, wǒ yào qù, zhēn de yào qù |
| [01:51.32] | yào qù wǔ wǒ yào qù wǔ ō duì, wǒ yào qù nà gè |
| [01:54.15] | wǔ jīn diàn! |
| [01:58.37] | wǒ yào qù shì de yào qù, wǒ yào qù |
| [02:00.47] | yào qù wǔ jīn, wǒ yào qù, zhēn de yào qù |
| [02:01.60] | yào qù wǔ wǒ yào qù wǔ ō duì, wǒ yào qù nà gè |
| [02:03.92] | wǔ jīn diàn! |
| [02:16.98] | hū xī |
| [02:18.08] | nǐ jiāng kàn dào suǒ yǒu de dōng xī.... |
| [02:22.69] | tā men yǒu liù jiǎo bān shǒu, shā shǔ wèi shí qì, mǎ tǒng quān, diàn nuǎn qì |
| [02:24.34] | jī xiè zhuāng zhì, zhà zhī jī, lín yù bàng, hé shuǐ biǎo |
| [02:26.43] | duì jiǎng jī, tóng dǎo xiàn hù mù jìng, fú shè céng lún tāi |
| [02:28.24] | BB dàn, xiàng jiāo qiú gùn, luó xuán jiǎng hái yǒu chú shī jī |
| [02:30.52] | tú piàn yī jià, cái zhǐ dāo, wō fū hōng kǎo mó, bǎi yè chuāng |
| [02:32.22] | qù qī jì, zhē guāng lián, zhòu wén jiāo dài hé sù liào cáo |
| [02:34.03] | chú fáng shuǐ lóng tóu, zhé dié zhuō, dǎng fēng yǔ tiáo, chē yòng tiào diàn xiàn |
| [02:35.91] | gōu zi hé suǒ jù, shuǐ ní jiāng hé tián ní liào, qiáng lì wù huà qì, tāng sháo hé cháng bǐng sháo |
| [02:37.80] | yān xūn shā chóng jì, gāo néng rùn huá yóu |
| [02:39.82] | jīn shǔ wū miàn, fáng shuǐ chǔ lǐ jì, duō gōng néng jué yuán tǐ |
| [02:41.72] | kōng qì yā suō jī, tóng jiē tóu, pò huài záo zǐ, yān wù bào jǐng qì |
| [02:43.62] | lún tāi yā lì biǎo, cāng shǔ lóng, shì wēn tiáo jié qì hé shī wù dǎo xiàng bǎn |
| [02:45.40] | tuō chē gōu xiāo cí qì, quán zì dòng gē bāo pí jī |
| [02:47.30] | wǎng qiú pà, jiǎo tuō jià, jīn bà wáng diàn chí, jìn liàng diàn chí |
| [02:49.39] | dǐ miàn bǎn, diàn lù zhì dòng qì, xī chén qì, kā fēi jī |
| [02:51.26] | jì suàn qì, fā diàn jī, yán hé yǔ hú jiāo píng |
| [02:53.49] | wǒ děng bù jí le! bù jí le wǒ děng bù jí le ō shén me shí hòu |
| [02:57.31] | tā men shén me shí hòu cái néng dǎ kāi nà shàn mén? |
| [03:00.47] | wǒ yào qù shì de yào qù, wǒ yào qù |
| [03:02.22] | yào qù wǔ jīn, wǒ yào qù, zhēn de yào qù |
| [03:03.71] | yào qù wǔ wǒ yào qù wǔ ō duì, wǒ yào qù nà gè |
| [03:06.43] | wǔ jīn diàn! |
| [03:10.48] | wǒ yào qù shì de yào qù, wǒ yào qù |
| [03:12.32] | yào qù wǔ jīn, wǒ yào qù, zhēn de yào qù |
| [03:13.42] | yào qù wǔ wǒ yào qù wǔ ō duì, wǒ yào qù nà gè |
| [03:15.88] | wǔ jīn diàn! |
| [03:19.89] | wǒ yào qù shì de yào qù, wǒ yào qù |
| [03:21.29] | yào qù wǔ jīn, wǒ yào qù, zhēn de yào qù |
| [03:22.84] | yào qù wǔ wǒ yào qù wǔ ō duì, wǒ yào qù nà gè |
| [03:25.26] | wǔ jīn diàn! |