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I sued Taco |
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Bell'Cause |
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I ate half a million |
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ChalupasAnd |
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I got fat! |
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I sued Panasonic |
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They never said |
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I shouldn't use their microwave |
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To dry off my cat |
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Huh, I sued |
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Earthlink' |
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Cause I called them up |
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N' they had the nerve to put me on hold |
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I sued Starbucks' |
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Cause I spilled a |
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Frappucino in my lap |
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And brrr, it was cold! |
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I sued Toys' |
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R'Us'Cause |
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I swallowed a |
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Nerf ballAnd nearly choked to death |
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Ugh, I sued |
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PetCo'Cause |
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I ate a bag of kitty litter |
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And now I got bad breath! |
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I sued Coca- |
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Cola, yo'Cause |
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I put my finger down in a bottle |
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And it got stuck! |
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I sued Delta |
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Airlines'Cause they sold me a ticket to |
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New Jersey |
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I went there, and it sucked! |
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Yeah!!!If you stand me up on a date |
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If you deliver my pizza 30 seconds late |
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I'm gonna sue, sue |
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Yes, I'm gonna sue |
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Sue, sue, yeah that's what |
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I'm gonna do |
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I'm gonna sue, sue |
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Yes, I'm gonna sue |
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Sue, sue, yeah |
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I might even sue you! |
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Ugh!!I sued |
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DuracellThey never told me not to shove that double- |
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ARight up my nose |
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I sued Home |
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Depot'Cause they sold me a hammer |
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Which they knew |
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I might drop on my toes |
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I sued Dell |
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Computers' |
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Cause I took a bath with my laptop |
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Now it doesn't work |
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I sued Fruit of the |
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Loom'Cause when |
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I wear their tightie-whities on my head |
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I look like a jerk |
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I sued Verizon' |
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Cause I get all depressedeverytime my cell phone is roaming |
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I sued Colorado' |
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Cause you know, |
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I think it looks a little bit too much |
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Like Wyoming |
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I sued Neiman |
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Marcus'Cause they put up their |
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Christmas decorations |
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Way out of season |
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I sued Ben |
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Affleck--Aw, do |
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I even need a reason? |
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Ugh!If I sprain my ankle |
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While I'm robbing your place |
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If I hurt my knuckles |
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When I punch you in the face |
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I'm gonna sue, sue |
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Yes, I'm gonna sue |
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Sue, sue, yeah that's what |
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I'm gonna do |
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I'm gonna sue, sue |
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Yes, I'm gonna sue |
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Sue, sue, that's right |
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I'm gonna sue you |
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Ugh!Ugh!Ugh! |
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I'll sue ya! |
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I'll take all of your money |
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I'll sue ya! |
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If you even look at me funny |
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I'll sue ya! |
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I'll take all of your money |
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I'll sue ya! |
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If you even look at me funny |
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I'll sue ya! |
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I'll take all of your money |
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I'll sue ya! |
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If you even look at me funny |
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I'll sue ya! |
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I'll take all of your money |
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I'll sue ya! |
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If you even look at me funny |
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I'll sue ya! |
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Ha-ha ha ha-haa |
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I'll sue ya! |
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What'chall think of that? |
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I'll sue ya! |
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Ha-ha ha ha-haa |
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Boo ya!I'll sue ya! |
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Ugh! |