Whatever You Like (Parody of "Whatever You Like" by T.I.) - Main Version

歌曲 Whatever You Like (Parody of "Whatever You Like" by T.I.) - Main Version
歌手 Weird Al Yankovic
专辑 Whatever You Like (Parody of "Whatever You Like" by T.I.)

歌词

[00:01.39] Hey girl,
[00:02.11] You know our economy's in the toilet
[00:03.58] But I'm still going to treat you right
[00:05.02] I said you can have whatever you like (if you like)
[00:08.18] I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah
[00:12.76] Tater tots, Cold Duck on ice
[00:15.30] And we can clip coupons all night
[00:17.64] And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
[00:20.83] I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah
[00:25.81] Take you out for dinner, anywhere that you please
[00:28.51] Like Burger King or Mickey Ds
[00:31.01] And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
[00:33.77] I said you can even have the large fry (large fry) yeah, yeah
[00:39.22] Baby, you should know I am really quite a sweet guy
[00:42.00] When I buy you bathroom tissue I always get the two-ply
[00:45.20] Want it, you can get it, my dear
[00:47.19] I got my Costco membership card right here, yeah
[00:51.37] You like Top Ramen, need Top Ramen
[00:54.46] Got a cupboard full of 'em, I'll keep 'em coming
[00:57.45] You want it, I got it, go get it, just heat it
[01:00.96] Dump the flavor packet on it and eat it
[01:03.50] Pork and beans and Minute Rice
[01:06.73] And we can play Cribbage all night
[01:09.17] And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
[01:12.02] I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah
[01:16.72] I can take you to the laundromat downtown
[01:19.97] And watch all the clothes go round and round
[01:21.91] And baby we can go wherever you like (if you like)
[01:24.76] I said we can go wherever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah
[01:30.10] Hottest shorty I know, if you had some lipo
[01:33.16] You could be second-runner-up Miss Ohio
[01:36.34] Seven dollar bills rolled
[01:38.00] Up inside my plastic billfold
[01:39.66] Buy you a bagel even if it isn't day old
[01:42.95] And you never ever gotta wear your sister's old clothes
[01:45.94] As long as I'm still assistant manager at Kinko's
[01:49.07] Cut your hair with scissors and a soup bowl
[01:52.34] You ain't got to pay me, that's the way that I roll
[01:55.53] My chick can have want she want
[01:57.62] At Wal-mart she can pick out anything she want
[02:01.35] I know girl you ain't never had a man like that
[02:04.38] Who doesn't make you buy generic brand like that, Yeah
[02:08.27] You like my Hyundai, see my Hyundai
[02:11.48] I can take you to see your cousin Phil next Sunday
[02:14.46] But that's kind of far and I'm not made of cash
[02:17.73] Do you think you could chip in for gas?
[02:20.17] Mac and Cheese would be all right
[02:23.21] But let's send out for pizza tonight
[02:25.50] And you can order any toppings you like (if you like)
[02:28.63] I said you can even have the last slice (the last slice) yeah, yeah
[02:33.39] Ran myself a cable from my neighbor next do'
[02:36.38] Now I can get free HBO
[02:38.36] And baby you can watch whatever you like (if you like)
[02:41.80] I said you can watch whatever you like (if you like) yeah
[02:45.82] And you can always ride the city bus
[02:49.06] Got a stack of tokens just for us
[02:52.01] Yo, my wallet's fat and full of ones
[02:55.22] It's all about the Washingtons, that's right
[02:59.51] You want White Castle, need White Castle
[03:02.69] Long as you got me it won't be no hassle
[03:05.78] You want it, we'll get it, just don't be a hater
[03:08.96] If I grab a bunch of napkins for later
[03:11.78] Thrift store jeans on sale half-price
[03:14.67] The underwear at Goodwill is nice
[03:16.99] And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
[03:19.99] I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah
[03:24.73] Baby, I can give you anything you please
[03:27.68] Even share my government cheese
[03:29.79] And baby you can have as much as you like (if you like)
[03:32.83] I said you can have as much as you like (if you like) yeah, yeah

歌词大意

[00:01.39] hēi mèi zǐ,
[00:02.11] suī rán zán men de jīng jì zhuàng kuàng làn tòu le
[00:03.58] dàn wǒ hái shì yào bǎ nǐ chǒng shàng tiān
[00:05.02] wǒ shuō nǐ xiǎng yào shén me wǒ dōu néng gěi nǐ
[00:08.18] wǒ shuō nǐ xiǎng yào shén me wǒ dōu néng gěi nǐ yé, yé
[00:12.76] zhà tǔ dòu wán zǐ, lěng yā jiǔ jiā bīng
[00:15.30] zán kě yǐ jiǎn yōu huì quàn yī zhěng wǎn
[00:17.64] bǎo bèi nǐ xiǎng yào shén me wǒ dōu néng gěi nǐ
[00:20.83] wǒ shuō nǐ xiǎng yào shén me wǒ dōu néng gěi nǐ yé, yé
[00:25.81] dài nǐ chū qù chī wǎn cān, dì fāng nǐ suí biàn tiāo
[00:28.51] xiàng hàn bǎo wáng huò mài dāng láo shà de
[00:31.01] bǎo bèi nǐ xiǎng yào shén me wǒ dōu néng gěi nǐ
[00:33.77] wǒ shuō nǐ shèn zhì kě yǐ lái fèn dà hào shǔ tiáo yé, yé
[00:39.22] bǎo bèi, nǐ zhī dào ba wǒ kě shì gè dà nuǎn nán
[00:42.00] mǎi wèi shēng zhǐ shí zǒng gěi nǐ mǎi shuāng céng de
[00:45.20] zhǐ yào nǐ xiǎng, jiù néng dé dào, qīn ài de
[00:47.19] wǒ yǒu hǎo shì duō huì yuán kǎ zài shǒu, yé
[00:51.37] nǐ ài zhì zūn lā miàn, nǐ yào zhì zūn lā miàn
[00:54.46] nà wán yì wǒ yǒu yī chú guì ne, yuán yuán bù duàn
[00:57.45] nǐ xiǎng yào de, wǒ dōu yǒu, qù ná ba,, zhǐ yào jiā rè
[01:00.96] dào jìn tiáo liào bāo rán hòu chī diào
[01:03.50] zhū ròu bàn qīng dòu zài jiā shang sù shí mǐ fàn
[01:06.73] zán kě yǐ wán kè lǐ bǐ qí zhǐ pái yī zhěng wǎn
[01:09.17] bǎo bèi nǐ xiǎng yào shén me wǒ dōu néng gěi nǐ
[01:12.02] wǒ shuō nǐ xiǎng yào shén me wǒ dōu néng gěi nǐ yé, yé
[01:16.72] wǒ kě yǐ dài nǐ qù shì zhōng xīn de zì zhù xǐ yī diàn
[01:19.97] kàn yī fú men zài xǐ yī jī lǐ gǔn lái gǔn qù
[01:21.91] bǎo bèi nǐ xiǎng qù nǎ lǐ dōu xíng
[01:24.76] wǒ shuō nǐ xiǎng qù nǎ lǐ dōu xíng yé, yé
[01:30.10] nǐ shì wǒ rèn shi de zuì là de ǎi zǐ, yào shì zài pàng diǎn de huà
[01:33.16] nǐ kěn dìng néng ná xià é hài é zhōu xiǎo jiě yà jūn
[01:36.34] qī měi yuán dà chāo
[01:38.00] juǎn zài wǒ de sù liào qián bāo lǐ
[01:39.66] gěi nǐ mǎi gè bǎi jí bǐng ba jí shǐ tā hái méi guò qī
[01:42.95] nǐ yǒng yuǎn yòng bù zháo chuān nǐ jiě jie de jiù yī fu
[01:45.94] zhǐ yào wǒ hái shì kǎi gē gōng sī de fù jīng lǐ
[01:49.07] ná gè jiǎn dāo hé tāng wǎn gěi nǐ jiǎn tóu fa
[01:52.34] fàng xīn wǒ bú huì shōu nǐ qián, wǒ jiù zhè me dà fāng
[01:55.53] wǒ de niū tā xiǎng yào shén me dōu xíng
[01:57.62] zài wò ěr mǎ tā kě yǐ suí xīn suǒ yù de tiāo
[02:01.35] wǒ zhī dào gū niáng nǐ cóng méi yōng yǒu guò yí gè xiàng wǒ zhè yàng de nán rén
[02:04.38] cóng bù ràng nǐ mǎi dà zhòng huò de nà zhǒng, yé
[02:08.27] nǐ xǐ huān wǒ de xiàn dài qì chē, lái kàn kàn wǒ de xiàn dài qì chē
[02:11.48] xià lǐ bài tiān wǒ kě yǐ zài zhe nǐ qù kàn nǐ biǎo gē
[02:14.46] dàn shì nà lǐ yǒu diǎn yuǎn wǒ méi nà me duō xiàn jīn a
[02:17.73] nǐ néng fēn dān diǎn yóu qián bù
[02:20.17] tōng xīn miàn qǐ sī shì jí hǎo de
[02:23.21] dàn shì jīn wǎn wǒ men dìng gè pī sà ba
[02:25.50] nǐ xiǎng jiā shén me pèi liào dōu xíng
[02:28.63] wǒ shuō nǐ shèn zhì néng chī nà zuì hòu yí kuài yé, yé
[02:33.39] tōu jiē le lín jū jiā de diàn lǎn
[02:36.38] xiàn zài wǒ yǒu miǎn fèi HBO la
[02:38.36] bǎo bèi nǐ xiàn zài xiǎng kàn shà jié mù dōu xíng
[02:41.80] wǒ shuō nǐ xiàn zài xiǎng kàn shà jié mù dōu xíng
[02:45.82] nǐ hái kě yǐ suí biàn zuò gōng jiāo
[02:49.06] wǒ yǒu yī duī zán men de zhuān shǔ chē piào
[02:52.01] yō, wǒ de qián bāo gǔ dé bù xíng
[02:55.22] quán shì yī měi yuán huá shèng dùn zhǐ chāo, duì lóu
[02:59.51] nǐ ài bái sè chéng bǎo, nǐ yào bái sè chéng bǎo
[03:02.69] zhǐ yào yǒu wǒ zài zhè shì jiù bù chéng wèn tí
[03:05.78] nǐ yào shà, zán jiù yǒu shà, bié nà me bēi guān
[03:08.96] wǒ dé zhuā yī chuàn cān jīn zhǐ liú zhe yǐ hòu yòng
[03:11.78] èr shǒu diàn lǐ de niú zǎi kù bàn jià chū shòu la
[03:14.67] cí shàn shāng diàn lǐ de nèi kù yě bù cuò
[03:16.99] bǎo bèi nǐ xiǎng yào shén me wǒ dōu néng gěi nǐ
[03:19.99] wǒ shuō nǐ xiǎng yào shà dōu xíng yé, yé
[03:24.73] bǎo bèi, wǒ néng gěi nǐ suǒ yǒu nǐ yào de
[03:27.68] shèn zhì fēn xiǎng wǒ de zhèng fǔ jiù jì liáng dōu xíng
[03:29.79] bǎo bèi nǐ xiǎng yào duō shǎo dōu xíng
[03:32.83] wǒ shuō bǎo bèi nǐ xiǎng yào duō shǎo dōu xíng yé, yé