CNR

歌曲 CNR
歌手 Weird Al Yankovic
专辑 Alpocalypse

歌词

[00:17.46] Charles Nelson Reilly was a mighty man
[00:19.44] The kind of man you'd never disrespect
[00:22.45] He stood 8 foot tall, wore glasses
[00:24.63] And he had a third nipple on the back of his neck
[00:28.70] He ate his own weight in coal
[00:30.63] And excreted diamonds every day
[00:34.26] He could throw you down a flight of stairs
[00:36.23] But you still would love him anyway
[00:39.35] Yeah, you know you'd love him anyway
[00:45.60]
[00:53.73] Charles Nelson Reilly won the Tour de France
[00:55.92] With two flat tires and a missin' chain
[00:58.98] He trained a rattlesnake to do his laundry
[01:01.54] I'm tellin' you the man was insane
[01:04.61] He could rip out your beatin' heart
[01:06.92] And show it to you right before you died
[01:10.67] Every day he'd make the host of Match Game
[01:12.99] Give him a piggyback ride
[01:15.29] Yeah, a two-hour piggyback ride
[01:17.98] Giddyup, Gene!
[01:20.11]
[01:30.49] Ninja warrior, master of disguise
[01:32.67] He could melt your brain with his laser beam eyes
[01:35.36] Oh yeah
[01:38.36] Oh yeah
[01:41.17] He had his very own line at the DMV
[01:43.54] He made sweet, sweet love to a manatee
[01:46.36] Oh yeah
[01:49.42] Oh yeah, that was somethin' to see, I tell ya
[01:52.61] Charles Nelson Reilly sold his toenail clippings
[01:54.99] As a potent aphrodisiac
[01:57.98] He ran a four minute mile blindfolded
[02:00.67] With an engine block strapped to his back
[02:03.86] He could eat more frozen waffles
[02:06.11] Than any other man I know
[02:09.61] Once he fell off the Chrysler building
[02:11.74] And he barely even stubbed his toe
[02:14.67] Had a tiny little scratch on his toe
[02:17.23] Didn't even hurt
[02:23.49]
[02:29.17] Charles Nelson Reilly figured out cold fusion
[02:31.42] But he never ever told a soul
[02:34.73] I've seen the man unhinge his jaw
[02:36.93] And swallow a Volkswagen whole
[02:40.74] He'd bash your face in with a shovel
[02:42.79] If you didn't treat him like a star
[02:45.54] 'Cause you can spit in the wind or tug on Superman's cape
[02:48.17] But Lord knows you just don't mess around with CNR
[02:53.92]
[02:56.55] No no no
[03:01.30] Talkin' bout CNR
[03:08.17] Ohh

歌词大意

[00:17.46] chá ěr sī nà ěr xùn lài lì shì gè qiǎng rén
[00:19.44] nǐ bù kě néng bù zūn jìng tā
[00:22.45] tā shēn cháng bā yīng chǐ, dài zhe yī fù yǎn jìng
[00:24.63] bó zi bèi hòu zhǎng zhe dì sān ge rǔ tóu
[00:28.70] tā měi tiān chī xiàng dāng yú zì zhòng de méi kuài
[00:30.63] bìng měi tiān huì pái xiè chū yī duī zuàn shí
[00:34.26] tā néng bǎ nǐ rēng xià lóu tī
[00:36.23] dàn nǐ wú lùn rú hé hái shì huì ài tā de
[00:39.35] duì a, nǐ yě míng bái nǐ hái shì huì ài tā de
[00:53.73] chá ěr sī nà ěr xùn lài lì yíng le huán fǎ zì xíng chē sài
[00:55.92] zhǐ píng liǎng zhǐ lòu qì de lún tāi hé yī tiáo xiāo shī de chē liàn
[00:58.98] tā xùn liàn yī tiáo xiǎng wěi shé lái xǐ yùn yī fú
[01:01.54] wǒ gào sù nǐ, zhè rén jiǎn zhí shì fēng le
[01:04.61] tā néng tāo chū nǐ zhèng zài tiào dòng de xīn zàng
[01:06.92] zài zài nǐ sǐ zhī qián gěi nǐ kàn shàng yī yǎn
[01:10.67] měi tiān tā huì bǎ jìng cāi jié mù dì zhǔ chí rén
[01:12.99] dàng zuò dà mǎ qí
[01:15.29] shì a, cháng dá liǎng xiǎo shí de qí dà mǎ
[01:17.98] jià, jí ēn!
[01:30.49] rěn zhě zhàn shì, nǐ zhè wěi zhuāng dà shī
[01:32.67] tā néng yòng tā de léi shè yǎn róng huà nǐ de nǎo dài
[01:35.36] ō yé
[01:38.36] ō yé
[01:41.17] tā zài jī dòng chē bù mén yǒu zhuān mén tōng dào
[01:43.54] tā yǔ yī tóu hǎi niú fān yún fù yǔ
[01:46.36] ō yé
[01:49.42] ō yé, hái yǒu yī xiē shì qíng, wǒ gào sù nǐ
[01:52.61] chá ěr sī nà ěr xùn lài lì mài le tā de zhǐ jiǎ xiè
[01:54.99] bǎ tā dāng liè xìng chūn yào mài le chū qù
[01:57.98] tā méng zhù yǎn zài yī fēn zhōng nèi pǎo wán yī yīng lǐ
[02:00.67] bèi shàng hái bǎng zhe yī tái fā dòng jī zǔ
[02:03.86] tā néng chī gèng duō de lěng dòng huá fū bǐng
[02:06.11] bǐ wǒ suǒ zhī dào de rén chī dé hái duō
[02:09.61] yǒu yī cì tā cóng kè lái sī lè dà shà shàng shuāi xià lái
[02:11.74] rán hòu tā miǎn qiǎng shāng zhe le tā de jiǎo zhǐ tou
[02:14.67] qīng wēi cā shāng le tā de jiǎo zhǐ tou
[02:17.23] bìng bù téng
[02:29.17] chá ěr sī nà ěr xùn lài lì jì suàn chū le lěng jù biàn
[02:31.42] dàn tā cóng wèi gào sù rèn hé rén
[02:34.73] wǒ céng kàn guò yí ge rén zhāng kāi tā de shuāng è
[02:36.93] ràng tā tūn xià le zhěng gè dà zhòng chē
[02:40.74] tā huì yòng tiě qiāo zá nǐ de liǎn
[02:42.79] yīn wèi nǐ méi bǎ tā dāng dà míng xīng
[02:45.54] nǐ kě yǐ cuì yī kǒu huò zhě chě chāo rén de dǒu péng
[02:48.17] dàn lǎo tiān yě zhī dào nǐ bù gāi qīng miè CNR
[02:56.55] bù bù bù
[03:01.30] shuō shuō nà gè CNR
[03:08.17] ō