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you're sort of famous |
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a minor celebrity |
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and so it only makes sense |
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the world would be |
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obsessed with every |
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single thing you do |
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they're running 'round |
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with their camcorders in the night |
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they lurk impatienly |
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in hope that they just might |
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see something really embarrassing |
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you do |
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the bad hair day and sweat stai-ed t shir-s |
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that's the story that |
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they are gonna feature |
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with exclusive pics |
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of your flabby behind |
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you think you're all alone |
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but that's right when you'll find |
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a bunch of paparazzi |
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popping out of nowhere |
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cameras in your face |
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and then suddenly |
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you're on tmz |
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you're on tmz |
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following you |
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when you're walking down the street |
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and asking stupid questions |
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while you're trying to eat |
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so you cover your face |
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thinking to yourself |
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"hey, isn't this creepy?" |
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and they are there praying |
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you'll have a big meltdown |
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and take a mono lethal car cha-e |
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through this whole town |
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they'll be there with you |
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when you're going to jail |
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first on the scene |
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for every wardrobe fail |
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you just picked up some transvestite |
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seconds later |
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it's up on the website |
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get a vegas wedding |
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a quickie divorce |
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and they'll be |
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sneaking in |
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snapping pictures, of course |
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and if they ever catch you |
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picking your nose |
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or storming down the street |
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in a drunken spree |
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you're on tmz |
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stalking you, just waiting by a frontal |
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trailing you through |
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airport security |
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they were tmz |
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they were tmz |
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oh, let me tell you |
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it's getting to the point |
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where a famous person can't |
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even get a d.u.i |
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or go on a racist rant |
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those guys are all around |
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so you really shouldn't dare |
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go to every club in town |
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if you just lost your underwear |
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seems that every single time |
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a star decides to shave her hair |
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or ram their car into a tree |
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they're on tmz |
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if they catch you peeing in the bushes |
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later on, that night |
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well, i guarantee |
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you're on tmz |
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you're on tmz |
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you're on tmz |
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every single celebrity |
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knows they're gonna be |
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they're on tmz |
