Ringtone

歌曲 Ringtone
歌手 Weird Al Yankovic
专辑 Alpocalypse

歌词

[00:00.45] Once, not very long ago,
[00:02.70] I was respected, I was popular (popular, ooh)
[00:07.72] But now I hang my head in shame (ahh, ooh)
[00:14.20] My life is filled with such regret
[00:18.23] A bad mistake I can't forget
[00:21.90] And now I'll never be the same
[00:39.12] Ringtone
[00:41.37] Why did I buy this stupid ringtone?
[00:44.25] I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all
[00:48.71] (What was I thinking?)
[00:50.27] My friends all stare at me whenever I get a call
[00:57.38] Well, everybody (everybody)
[01:01.49] Everybody (everybody)
[01:04.18] Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone
[01:09.65] When my phone goes off at work
[01:12.32] I look like the biggest jerk
[01:14.03] Total strangers wanna slap me around
[01:16.99] When it's ringin' on the terrace
[01:18.64] My neighbors get embarrassed
[01:20.19] They're beggin' me to move outta town
[01:22.73] Well, it made my wife so sick
[01:24.57] She smashed my iPhone with a brick
[01:26.21] But I had it fixed, and now it's just fine
[01:29.15] It's a pain, I sure don't need it
[01:31.16] And I probably should delete it
[01:32.43] But for me that would be crossin' the line
[01:35.03] 'Cause I hate to waste a buck ninety nine
[01:38.14] Hey, I paid good money for this...
[01:40.48] Ringtone
[01:42.12] Why did I buy this stupid ringtone?
[01:44.52] I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all
[01:49.17] (Really, what was I thinking?)
[01:51.04] My friends all stare at me whenever I get a call
[01:57.50] Well, everybody (everybody)
[02:01.65] Everybody (everybody)
[02:04.94] Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone
[02:23.94] Ringtone
[02:26.88] Ringtone
[02:29.99] Ahh, ooh
[02:35.62] Chinese factory workers
[02:37.67] (they hate my ringtone)
[02:39.02] Muslim women in burqas
[02:40.73] (really hate my ringtone)
[02:42.22] Starvin' kids in Angola
[02:43.72] (they hate my ringtone)
[02:45.21] Even folks with Ebola
[02:46.81] (just hate my ringtone)
[02:48.46] All the nuns and nannies
[02:50.11] (all the welfare mothers)
[02:51.50] All the Pakistanis
[02:52.99] (all the Wayans brothers)
[02:54.44] Everyone on the land, everyone on the sea
[02:57.27] Every single person everywhere unanimously
[03:00.32] Everybody (everybody)
[03:03.41] Everybody (everybody)
[03:06.55] Everybody in the whole wide world really hates my
[03:10.39] Ringtone... ringtone... ringtone... ringtone... ringtone... ringtone...

歌词大意

[00:00.45] céng jīng, zài bù jiǔ yǐ qián
[00:02.70] wǒ shòu rén jìng yǎng, shòu rén huān yíng shòu rén huān yíng, ō
[00:07.72] kě rú jīn wǒ xiū kuì dì dī xià le tóu ō
[00:14.20] wǒ de rén shēng dùn shí chōng mǎn le huǐ hèn
[00:18.23] nà gè yán zhòng de cuò wù, wǒ wú fǎ wàng què
[00:21.90] rú jīn wǒ zài yě bú shì cóng qián de nà gè wǒ
[00:39.12] líng shēng
[00:41.37] wǒ wèi shí me huì mǎi xià zhè gè chǔn líng shēng
[00:44.25] wǒ wú fǎ xiǎng xiàng dāng shí wǒ shì zěn me xiǎng de
[00:48.71] wǒ shì zěn me xiǎng de?
[00:50.27] wǒ yī jiē dào diàn huà, péng yǒu men jiù quán dōu dīng xiàng wǒ
[00:57.38] , měi yí ge rén měi yí ge rén
[01:01.49] měi yí ge rén měi yí ge rén
[01:04.18] zhè shì shàng de měi ge rén dōu tǎo yàn wǒ de líng shēng
[01:09.65] dāng wǒ shǒu jī zài bàn gōng zhōng xiǎng qǐ
[01:12.32] wǒ kàn shang qu xiàng gè dà shǎ mào
[01:14.03] mò shēng rén yě xiǎng gěi wǒ jǐ gè ěr guāng
[01:16.99] dāng tā zài wū wài de píng tái shàng xiǎng qǐ
[01:18.64] wǒ de lín jū jí wéi gān gà
[01:20.19] tā men huì kěn qiú wǒ bān chū zhè gè chéng
[01:22.73] , tā ràng wǒ qī zǐ gǎn dào jí wéi bù shì
[01:24.57] tā ná kuài zhuān zá suì le wǒ de iPhone
[01:26.21] dàn wǒ xiū hǎo le tā, xiàn zài tā wán hǎo wú sǔn
[01:29.15] zhè zhēn shì zhǒng tòng kǔ, wǒ kěn dìng bù xū yào tā
[01:31.16] wǒ yě xǔ gāi shān diào tā
[01:32.43] dàn zhè duì wǒ lái shuō yǒu diǎn guò le
[01:35.03] yīn wèi wǒ bù yuàn qù làng fèi zhè 99 kuài qián
[01:38.14] hēi, wǒ huā le hǎo duō qián mǎi xià zhè gè
[01:40.48] líng shēng
[01:42.12] wǒ wèi shí me huì mǎi xià zhè gè chǔn líng shēng
[01:44.52] wǒ wú fǎ xiǎng xiàng dāng shí wǒ shì zěn me xiǎng de
[01:49.17] zhēn de ma, wǒ zài xiǎng shén me?
[01:51.04] wǒ yī jiē dào diàn huà, péng yǒu men jiù quán dōu dīng xiàng wǒ
[01:57.50] , měi yí ge rén měi yí ge rén
[02:01.65] měi yí ge rén měi yí ge rén
[02:04.94] zhè shì shàng de měi ge rén dōu tǎo yàn wǒ de líng shēng
[02:23.94] líng shēng
[02:26.88] líng shēng
[02:29.99] a ō
[02:35.62] zhōng guó gōng chǎng lǐ de gōng rén
[02:37.67] tā men tǎo yàn wǒ de líng shēng
[02:39.02] chuān cháng páo de mù sī lín fù nǚ
[02:40.73] fēi cháng tǎo yàn wǒ de líng shēng
[02:42.22] ān gē lā ái è de hái zi
[02:43.72] fēi cháng tǎo yàn wǒ de líng shēng
[02:45.21] jiù lián gǎn rǎn āi bó lā bìng dú de rén
[02:46.81] zhēn de tǎo yàn wǒ de líng shēng
[02:48.46] suǒ yǒu de xiū nǚ hé bǎo mǔ
[02:50.11] suǒ yǒu kào jiù jì de mǔ qīn
[02:51.50] suǒ yǒu de bā jī sī tǎn rén
[02:52.99] suǒ yǒu de wéi ēn sī xiōng dì
[02:54.44] lù shàng de měi ge rén, hǎi shàng de měi ge rén
[02:57.27] měi gè dì fāng de měi yí ge rén yī zhì rèn wéi
[03:00.32] měi yí ge rén měi yí ge rén
[03:03.41] měi yí ge rén měi yí ge rén
[03:06.55] zhè guǎng kuò shì shàng de měi ge rén dōu tǎo yàn wǒ de
[03:10.39] líng shēng