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Hum drum days |
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And a hum drum ways |
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Hey kids, let me tell you how I met your mom |
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We were dancin' and romancin' at the Senior Prom |
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It was no infatuation |
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But a gradual graduation |
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From a boy to a man |
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Let me tell you while I can |
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The soda pop came free |
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Hey Sis, one kiss, and I was heaven bound |
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Now who would have guessed Milton's paradise lost could |
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be found |
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But in the eyes of the Dean, his daughter |
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Was doin' what she shouldn'a oughta |
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But a man's gotta do |
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What a man's gotta do |
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The consequence should be |
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Church bells, three swells |
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The Dean, his daughter and me |
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They were dating in the park |
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They were smooching in the dark |
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Of a doorway for two |
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She whispered 'I love you - |
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Ooh, you know I never felt this way before |
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Ooh, you know the elevator in my heart |
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Has gone awol, awol, awol, awol' |
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And then I kissed her |
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And when I kissed her |
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It's a wonderful world |
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When you're rolling in kisses |
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Now, the paint is peeling |
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(Hum drum days and hum drum ways) |
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Now, and when the chips are down |
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(Hum drum days and hum drum ways) |
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Now, you kinda lose all feeling |
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(Hum drum days and hum drum ways) |
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Now, your head goes round and round |
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(Hum drum days and hum drum ways) |
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Round and round and round and round and round |
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I'm throwing myself off this train |
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Hum drum days |
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And a hum drum ways |
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Hum drum days, he's got |
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Hum drum ways, oh boy |
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Hey, you know I'm really earning now |
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My ship came in with a cargo of dollars |
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My name's lit up on the prow |
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It's a wonderful world |
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When you're rolling in dollars |
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Now! |