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"This is a song..." |
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"This is uhh, This is a new song..." |
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"It's through the eyes of one of the greatest people alive, I feel..." |
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"The Lunchlady" |
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Woke up in the morning |
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Put on my new plastic glove |
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Served some reheated salisbury steak |
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With a little slice of love |
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Got no clue what the chicken pot pie is made of |
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Just know everything's doing fine |
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Down here in Lunchlady Land |
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Well I wear this on my head |
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'Cause my red hair is fallin' out |
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I wear these brown orthopedic shoes |
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'Cause I got a bad case of the gout |
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I know you want seconds on the corndogs |
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But there's no reason to shout |
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Everybody gets enough food |
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Down here in Lunchlady Land |
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Well yesterday's meatloaf is today's sloppy joes |
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And my breath reeks of tuna |
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And there's lots of black hairsing out of my nose |
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In Lunchlady Land your dreamse true |
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Clouds made of carrots and peas |
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Mountains built of shepherds pie |
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And rivers made of macaroni and cheese |
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But don't forget to return your trays |
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And try to ignore my gum disease |
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No student can escape the magic of Lunchlady Land |
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Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders |
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Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders |
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Navy beans, navy beans, navy beans |
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Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders |
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Navy beans, navy beans |
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Meatloaf sandwich |
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sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe |
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sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe |
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sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe |
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sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe |
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Well I dreamt one morning |
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That I woke up to see |
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All the pepperoni pizza |
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Was a-looking at me |
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It screamed, why do you burn me |
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And serve me up cold |
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I said I got the spatula |
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Just do what you're told |
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Then the liver & onions |
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Started joining the fight |
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And the chocolate pudding |
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Pushed me with all its might |
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And the chop suey slapped me |
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And it kicked me in the head |
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It's called revenge Lunchlady |
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Said the garlic bread |
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I said what did I do |
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To make you all so mad |
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They said you got flabby arms |
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And your breath is bad |
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Then the green beans said |
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You better run and hide |
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But then my friend sloppy joe came |
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And joined my side |
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He said if it wasn't for the Lunchlady |
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The kids wouldn't eatcha |
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You should be shakin' her hand |
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And sayin' please to meet ya |
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She gives you a purpose |
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And she gives you a goal |
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You should be kissin' her feet |
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And kissin' her mole |
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Now all the angry foods |
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Just leave me alone |
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And we all live together |
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In a happy home |
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Thanks to |
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sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe |
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sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe |
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sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe |
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sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe |
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[Spoken] |
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Well me & sloppy joe got married |
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We got six kids and we're doing' just fine |
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Down in Lunchlady Land |