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You take like, me an' my wife |
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We got about four kids |
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Found the next door neighbor, an' she says,"Look-a-here, let's get together one night,An' go out an' have a ball, let the husbands baby-sit,How 'bout that?" |
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Can ya dig it fellas? |
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She come after me, she says, "Honey, we wanna go out tonight, and have a ball" |
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I said, "Sure, it's alright, just as long as you be home by two" |
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I let's her go ahead on out, an' |
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I'm baby sittin', |
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Kids hollerin' an' cryin', |
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I had to put diapers, change diapers |
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Two o'clock come, no wife |
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I said well, that's alright she probably went 'bout four or five miles out-a the city limit |
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I give her about thirty minutes to get home |
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Can ya dig it fellas? |
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Three o'clock come, still no wife |
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Four o'clock, sure was mad, now |
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Here she come, draggin' in |
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Now can ya dig this fellas? |
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Now here the way she talk to me, real sweet |
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She sounded good, ya know |
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Kissin' me all on the neck an' goin' on |
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Felt good, but |
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I'm still mad! |
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Now after she done all that sweet talk, |
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You know what |
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I told her, fellas? |
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You know what |
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I told her? |
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You don't know what |
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I told her? |
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An' I fool around an' made her mad, you know what would happen? |
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You know what she told me, fellas? |
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Now I told her the same thing[Let's ride this thing outta trouble] (yeah) |
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Well this woman is puttin' me out |
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How 'bout that? |
