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Red Alert: |
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Check this out, Cool DJ Red Alert |
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With my man, Q-Tip |
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Q-Tip: |
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In the morning, woke up from sexual pleasures |
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Looked at her sexual partner |
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Who acquainted her acquaintance |
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Five hours ago at a disco |
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She went lower than low, into limbo |
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A thought crossed the mind, her, a bimbo |
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She answered no, so she had to go...on with the program |
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Creedence, it seems that I've forgotten your name |
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But it seems that she's done the same |
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And now something has happened |
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Suddenly, she's been distracted |
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By something that has been attracted |
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She poked and poked and smacked at it |
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Then she broke down and she scratched it |
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Now, I think you understand |
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Clinic, saw the doctor flex his biceps |
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Then he picked up a pair of forceps |
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Her pretty face showed fright |
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Right then and there, she fainted |
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A really grim picture is painted |
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The brotha who she acquainted |
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Was the enemy, scary ain't it? |
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The Pubic Enemy |
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Red Alert: |
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Yeeeeeeaaaaahhhhh!!! |
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Let me tell you more about pubic enemy |
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Ay, Q-Tip |
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Q-Tip: |
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Old King Cole was a merry old soul |
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Had a lady queen, married since 18 |
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He protested, that he was infested |
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Get lots of love and he couldn't digest it |
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All propaganda, one big fat lie |
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Cuz I see the king with my very own eye |
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Schemed and schemed like a crack fiend king |
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And poppin up on the teammates scene |
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And poppin and pimpin on hunnies with moneys |
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Whole situation to me, was kinda funny |
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He hold the crown but not the jimmy hat |
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Now he wears a frown and the jimmy hates that |
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So the fair maiden in the royal bedroom |
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Caught the king scratchin, so she had to assume |
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That he got vicked by the enemy's trick |
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The thought of cheatin made the maiden so sick |
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That she screamed and screamed, went on and kept screamin |
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Threw a pot and his dome was beamin |
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You could hear him yellin in the motherland |
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"Baby, baby please. Baby, understand." |
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She ignored and walked through the gate |
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The king is in the kingdom to await his fate...of the enemy |
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The Pubic Enemy |
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Q-Tip and Red Alert: |
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Propmaster(yeah) Please listen to me(what?) |
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Something lurkin by the JimBrowski |
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(Who? Jenny?) |
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No, not propulated |
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A horrible creature that must be penetrated |
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He gets all into ya, then he tries to do ya |
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You better run fast, he's gonna pursue the... |
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(What? Yo listen here. Propmaster whiz, no one fears...) |
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Oh, the caves know, just thought I'd let ya know |
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How he lives and how he go |
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Watch yourself when you're out on the run |
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The enemy is missed, we'll have too much fun |
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There's four friends of mine that thought they were bad |
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And laid up this girl, so now, they're sad |
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They scratched and scratched like it was Saturday and... |
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Red Alert: |
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Listen here. This is Cool DJ Red Alert |
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Known as the true, the only, the very one, the Propmaster |
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There's only one thing I gotta tell ya |
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There's a whole lotta propmasters out there. You know what I mean |
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Shaheed a propmaster, Q-Tip a propmaster |
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The Jungle Brothers a propmaster, BDP a propmaster |
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45 King a propmaster |
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I won't tell you nuthin bout the ladies, they ain't no propmaster |
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But you know who's the main propmaster |
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MEEEEEEEE!!!!!! |
