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How to make a homemade mummy: |
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Get a corpse, get gauze, get comfy |
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Shampoo and disinfect dead fluffy |
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For the hallowed excavation of his x-marked tummy |
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Scalpel to stern, the butter cutter b-lines well |
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Tongs butterfly the unzipped feline shell |
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We'll be escorting vital organswith exception of the precious kittens heart |
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Into the privacy of separate pickle jars |
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Or mayonnaise or jelly pick a card |
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Shit, pick a part and scissor |
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Stomach, lung, intestine or liver |
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In a world of sanitizers and preservatives forever |
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Brain exterminated through the whiskers (kiss & blow) |
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Ditched, I blank |
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NY aloneWe usher in the salts that call the husk home |
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Might embalm and stiffen and rid the fawn of all his liquids |
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Slather it in beeswax, wrap it up in ribbons |
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Like limb by limb, by tail by ear by chin |
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With the new hereafter |
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I hereby win |
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I hope you vow to meow another day and never |
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Decompose, by the way before we seal these molds |
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The shorten version goes... |
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Take the brain out, leave the heart in |
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Take the brain out, leave the heart in |
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Paper playgrounds, leave your harvest |
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Take the brain out... |
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Gadzooks, punk's dead, last good gut wrenched |
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Antennae sam cook, black book pushead |
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Cat skulls stacked to the black hole sunset |
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Olive on a toothpick, |
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Dagwood Bumstead |
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Tagged-hoof hatchery, matter amass naturally |
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Bad wolf, dash for the last rook castling |
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Blue ox, red plaid bass pro flannel king |
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Hasbro crown, sour apple |
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Abba-Zabba teeth |
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In poorly taken pictures antiquating on his mantlepiece |
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Before we only spoke in letters cut from magazines |
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Folk broke bear claws over gross coffee |
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Not as milquestoast men, as los muertos walking |
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Ergo the scarecrow in rare barley |
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Squared-off harpy to armchair: say a prayer for me |
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I feel that mystifying times have gotten ugly |
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I also feel that you could learn a lot from a mummy |
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Take the brain out, leave the heart in |
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Take the brain out, leave the heart in |
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Major take down, eat your porridge |
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Take the brain out, leave the carcass |
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Take the brain out, leave the heart in |
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Take the brain out, leave the heart in |
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Games to reign now, pleased to bargain |
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Take the brain out, leafed in garlic |
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Take the brain out, leave the heart in |
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Take the brain out, leave the heart in |
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Fading halos, feeding herpes |
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Take the brain out, eager starlets |
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Take the brain out, leave the heart in |
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Take the brain out, leave the heart in |
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Take the brain out, leave the heart in |
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Take the brain out... |
