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and it just keeps going |
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and it just keeps.. |
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So I'm in the airport getting ready to leave |
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heading to a friends wedding in the NYC |
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but my head has been spinning I'm forgetting to eat, |
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all this jet setting has really been getting to me. |
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It's already 11:20 and I'm ready to sleep |
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but instead I end up sitting in the 27th seat, |
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an isle seat, fine by me |
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but the guy that's insides always trying to pee. |
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With a wild child behind that's crying _ |
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flipping out and kicking at me while it violently screams |
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So I silently plead "Oh God, |
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please let there be a hunny sitting 27B" |
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but of course a morbidly obese beast |
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is in the seat that weeses when it breathes _ |
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is at least three deep and he keeps telling me |
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what is wrong with his knees |
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_ just need water but for a bottle they charge two dollars |
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and when I thought that it couldn't be worse, I forgot my iPod. |
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I'm having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way. |
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Everybody needs to go away, why because I'm having a bad day. |
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and it just keeps going |
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and it just keeps... |
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So four hours of turbulence, |
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we land when I'm about to turd in my pants, |
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but the captain is seat belt fastened. |
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So my ass is just passin gas and |
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at last I escape from the plane |
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when I'm minutes away from clinically insane. |
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I make my way towards baggage claim |
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when I hear a high pitched voice scream my name. |
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Some dumb B****, it was a high schooler |
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while shes sweating shes telling me she likes my |
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I just smile and think how great it would be |
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if I could just hit this chick with a quick like sweep. |
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So I pick up my LL Bean and b line for the next taxi. |
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In need of weed and boxer briefs but my bags only got maxis. |
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I'm having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way. |
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Everybody needs to go away, why because I'm having a bad day. |
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and it just keeps going |
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and it just keeps... |
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I check into my hotel room |
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and I pick up my cell phone to dial the groom |
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Tell him I moved and I need some water |
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and food and I'm probably gonna stay in and watch a movie |
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but the tube has no HBO |
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so anything I want yo I'm paying for |
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but I'm lame and broke so I'm laying in a robe |
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watching that Little People Big Roles show |
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right then there's a knock at the door, |
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it's my last hope for a Spanish |
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who will change my sheets in exchange for penis |
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"Hi, I've lost my ****, have you seen it?" |
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Jesus, this day is the worst, |
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at least I can give me a little jerk |
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and then go to sleep healthy and diseaseless |
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I guess it could be worse but I'm just |
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|
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having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way. |
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Everybody needs to go away, why because I'm having a bad day. |
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and it just keeps going |
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and it just keeps... |
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