Bad Day - Album Version (Explicit)

歌曲 Bad Day - Album Version (Explicit)
歌手 Asher Roth
歌手 Jazze Pha
专辑 Asleep In The Bread Aisle

歌词

[00:14.04] and it just keeps going
[00:16.11] and it just keeps..
[00:17.06]
[00:17.44] So I'm in the airport getting ready to leave
[00:19.30] heading to a friends wedding in the NYC
[00:21.53] but my head has been spinning I'm forgetting to eat,
[00:23.56] all this jet setting has really been getting to me.
[00:25.72] It's already 11:20 and I'm ready to sleep
[00:27.84] but instead I end up sitting in the 27th seat,
[00:30.37] an isle seat, fine by me
[00:32.16] but the guy that's insides always trying to pee.
[00:34.34] With a wild child behind that's crying _
[00:36.57] flipping out and kicking at me while it violently screams
[00:38.52] So I silently plead "Oh God,
[00:40.88] please let there be a hunny sitting 27B"
[00:43.26] but of course a morbidly obese beast
[00:45.47] is in the seat that weeses when it breathes _
[00:47.45] is at least three deep and he keeps telling me
[00:50.12] what is wrong with his knees
[00:51.53] _ just need water but for a bottle they charge two dollars
[00:56.18] and when I thought that it couldn't be worse, I forgot my iPod.
[00:59.28]
[00:59.96] I'm having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way.
[01:07.27] Everybody needs to go away, why because I'm having a bad day.
[01:16.59]
[01:22.10][01:17.76] and it just keeps going
[01:24.16][01:20.03] and it just keeps...
[01:25.59]
[01:25.80] So four hours of turbulence,
[01:27.68] we land when I'm about to turd in my pants,
[01:29.94] but the captain is seat belt fastened.
[01:32.16] So my ass is just passin gas and
[01:34.38] at last I escape from the plane
[01:36.39] when I'm minutes away from clinically insane.
[01:38.47] I make my way towards baggage claim
[01:40.43] when I hear a high pitched voice scream my name.
[01:42.71] Some dumb B****, it was a high schooler
[01:44.61] while shes sweating shes telling me she likes my
[01:46.95] I just smile and think how great it would be
[01:48.98] if I could just hit this chick with a quick like sweep.
[01:51.07] So I pick up my LL Bean and b line for the next taxi.
[01:55.34] In need of weed and boxer briefs but my bags only got maxis.
[01:59.26]
[01:59.66] I'm having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way.
[02:06.85] Everybody needs to go away, why because I'm having a bad day.
[02:15.38]
[02:21.69][02:16.56] and it just keeps going
[02:23.80][02:19.68] and it just keeps...
[02:25.20]
[02:25.50] I check into my hotel room
[02:27.13] and I pick up my cell phone to dial the groom
[02:29.33] Tell him I moved and I need some water
[02:31.69] and food and I'm probably gonna stay in and watch a movie
[02:33.97] but the tube has no HBO
[02:35.66] so anything I want yo I'm paying for
[02:37.78] but I'm lame and broke so I'm laying in a robe
[02:40.06] watching that Little People Big Roles show
[02:42.63] right then there's a knock at the door,
[02:44.48] it's my last hope for a Spanish
[02:46.62] who will change my sheets in exchange for penis
[02:48.56] "Hi, I've lost my ****, have you seen it?"
[02:51.01]
[02:51.32] Jesus, this day is the worst,
[02:52.71] at least I can give me a little jerk
[02:54.68] and then go to sleep healthy and diseaseless
[02:57.26] I guess it could be worse but I'm just
[02:58.97]
[02:59.36] having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way.
[03:06.47] Everybody needs to go away, why because I'm having a bad day.
[03:15.91]
[03:21.23][03:17.08] and it just keeps going
[03:23.43][03:19.28] and it just keeps...
[03:26.99]