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Well, once when I was eight |
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everything was going great |
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until my father, he tried to kill me. |
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By the time that I was nine, |
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my daddy was doing time, |
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and my mother had enlisted in the army. |
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I wish my father had loved me more. |
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By the time was that I was ten |
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my dad's life was going to end |
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'cause he was going on ninety. |
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By the time I was eleven |
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my daddy was up in heaven |
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in the clouds, staring down at me. |
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And I can't help but miss him even though he hit me everyday. |
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And he tried to hang me with a belt once. |
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And he took nude photographs of my body. |
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And by the time that I was twelve, I had made my first million. |
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And by the time that I was fourteen, I had found the cure to cancer. |
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And by the time that I was fourteen, I was the president of the country |
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And by the time that I was fifteen, I was the champion of the world. |
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So I'm glad my daddy didn't love me. |
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And I'm glad that he tried to kill me. |
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And I'm glad he took those pictures of me. |
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I am glad my daddy didn't love me, |
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I said I'm glad my daddy didn't love me |