| 歌曲 | Dylan Cook's Theme Song |
| 歌手 | Andrew Jackson Jihad |
| 专辑 | Candy Cigarettes, Capguns, Issue Problems! and Such |
| Got a shopping list on my arm | |
| I've got the underwear lost in my class(?) | |
| I've got a fake ass boutonnière | |
| I've got a japanese smiling disease | |
| And you don't want to **** with me. | |
| No, you don't want to **** with me. | |
| I've got an angel dying on my shoulder | |
| I've got the devil dancing in my heart | |
| I've got a kitten sucking baby's breath | |
| I've got a set of really ****ed up tapes..no no no. | |
| You don't want to **** with me. | |
| No you don't want to **** with me. | |
| You don't want to **** with me. | |
| No you don't want to **** with me. | |
| I've got a pint of orange juice. | |
| One half of which goes to my brass monkey. | |
| The other half is going to | |
| Our malevolent, Pope John Paul (?), no no no no. | |
| You don't want to **** with me. | |
| No you don't want to **** with me. | |
| How dare you try to **** with me. | |
| No you don't want to **** with me. |
| Got a shopping list on my arm | |
| I' ve got the underwear lost in my class? | |
| I' ve got a fake ass boutonniè re | |
| I' ve got a japanese smiling disease | |
| And you don' t want to with me. | |
| No, you don' t want to with me. | |
| I' ve got an angel dying on my shoulder | |
| I' ve got the devil dancing in my heart | |
| I' ve got a kitten sucking baby' s breath | |
| I' ve got a set of really ed up tapes.. no no no. | |
| You don' t want to with me. | |
| No you don' t want to with me. | |
| You don' t want to with me. | |
| No you don' t want to with me. | |
| I' ve got a pint of orange juice. | |
| One half of which goes to my brass monkey. | |
| The other half is going to | |
| Our malevolent, Pope John Paul ?, no no no no. | |
| You don' t want to with me. | |
| No you don' t want to with me. | |
| How dare you try to with me. | |
| No you don' t want to with me. |