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Okay, I forgot about the trash |
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I didn't trim the long hairs on my mustache |
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I did buy you a ring |
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I believe it was back in '93 |
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Alright I admit it |
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I forgot our anniversary |
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But I did pick up the baby this morning at the nursery |
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That ain't no big thing but it's gold star for me |
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You get tired and disgusted with me |
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When I can't be just what you want me to be |
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I still love you and |
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I try real hard |
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I swear one day you'll have a brand new car |
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I even asked the |
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Lord to try to help me |
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He looked down from |
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HeavenAnd said to tell you, "Please, just be patientI'm a work in progress" |
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I'm sorry |
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I got mad waiting in the truck |
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It seemed like hours you getting all dressed up |
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Just to go to |
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Shoney's on a |
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Wednesday night |
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And I read that book you gave me about |
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Mars and Venus |
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I think it's sinking in but probably need to reread it |
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But I'm starting to see now what you've been saying is right |
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You get tired and disgusted with me |
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When I can't be just what you want me to be |
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I still love you and |
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I try real hard |
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I swear one day you'll have a brand new car |
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I even asked the |
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Lord to try to help me |
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He looked down from |
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HeavenAnd said to tell you, "Please, just be patientI'm a work in progress" |
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I know you meant well when you bought me those clogs |
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But my heels get hot down by the muffler on my hog |
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I'm sure they're stylish but |
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I'll take my boots |
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I try to do that healthy thing like you want me to do |
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But that low fat, no fat's getting hard to chew |
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Now I love your cooking honey but sometimes |
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I need some real food |
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You get tired and disgusted with me |
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When I can't be just what you want me to be |
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I still love you and |
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I try real hard |
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I swear one day you'll have a brand new car |
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I even asked the |
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Lord to try to help me |
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He looked down from |
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HeavenAnd said to tell you, "Please, just be patientI'm a work in progress" |
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Oh honey just be patient now |
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I'm a work in progress |
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Oh, I need a major tune up |
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Maybe a full, body-off, restoration[Incomprehensible] |
