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An old man turned ninety-eight |
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He won the lottery and died the next day |
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It's a black fly in your Chardonnay |
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It's a death row pardon two minutes too late |
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Isn't it ironic... don't you think? |
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It's like rain on your wedding day |
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It's a free ride when you've already paid |
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It's the good advice that you just didn't take |
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Who would've thought... it figures |
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Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly |
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He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye |
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He waited his whole damn life to take that flight |
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And as the plane crashed down he thought |
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'Well isn't this nice... |
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And isn't it ironic... don't you think? |
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It's like rain on your wedding day |
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It's a free ride when you've already paid |
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It's the good advice that you just didn't take |
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Who would've thought... it figures |
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Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you |
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When you think everything's okay and everything's going right |
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And life has a funny way of helping you out when |
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You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows upIn your face |
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A traffic jam when you're already late |
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A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break |
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It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife |
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It's meeting the man of my dreams |
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And then meeting his beautiful wife |
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And isn't it ironic... don't you think? |
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A little too ironic... and yeah I really do think... |
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It's like rain on your wedding day |
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It's a free ride when you've already paid |
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It's the good advice that you just didn't take |
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Who would've thought... it figures |
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Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you |
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Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out |
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Helping you out |