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Hey hey, hey hey, hey hey |
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Got a man in uniform |
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Riding up my day |
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He never said where he was from |
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And we were better off that way |
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There was something in the way |
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When he was polishing his buckle |
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So well he would see his reflection |
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But the sparkle's gone |
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Reckless with his seatbelt |
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And his foot is on the pedal |
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And his keys in the ignition |
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But the handbrake's on |
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Hey hey, hey hey, hey hey |
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Hey hey, hey hey |
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And every time I look around |
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I see couples everywhere |
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As if my world was falling down |
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As if anyone would care |
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Huggin and a-kissin |
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It's a world of things I'm missing |
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I ain't got a pot to piss in |
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And in all my talk |
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It's pretty inconceivable |
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In fact it's unbelievable |
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I'm not so bloody leavable |
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Oh my God |
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Hey hey, hey hey, hey hey |
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Hey hey, hey hey |
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Keep me satisfied |
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Keep me warm at night |
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I'm not after all the sake or the sushi in Japan |
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I'm a-waiting for my man |
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Hey hey, hey hey, hey hey |
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Hey hey, hey hey |
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Around the time I took it back |
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He had a handlebar mustache |
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He was a hypochondriac |
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And he looked like Graham Nash |
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The place that he lived in was a |
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really really really really really nice place |
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But I got sick and tired of trying |
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To explain he wasn't dying |
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It was only influenza or a common cold |
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Fearin at my worst I went and got a proper nurse |
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And then they hit it off together |
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Now they're growin old |
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Hey hey, hey hey, hey hey |
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Hey hey, hey hey |
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So he got a fisherman instead |
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But his chaff was out of line |
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Trying to get me into bed |
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He said "Your place or mine?" |
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But I had to kill the moment, funny feeling in my stomach |
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Made a date, I took the bait |
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The bugger reeled me in |
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But I had to avoid him now |
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That there was something bout his smile |
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It was tiny at the time |
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But now it's wearing thin |
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Hey hey, hey hey, hey hey |
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Hey hey, hey hey |
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Keep me satisfied |
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Keep me warm at night |
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I'm not after all the sake |
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Or the sushi in Japan |
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I'm just waiting for my mister tambourine man |
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Hey hey, hey hey, hey hey |
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Hey hey, hey hey |
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Then Malcolm came along |
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And stole away my heart |
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I know he's the one |
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Cause I read it in my chart |
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He was born in January |
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I was born in August |
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I'm a Leo that's a lion |
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He's a Capricorn |
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We were meant to be together |
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And it doesn't matter whether |
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You believe it's in the date and time that you were born |
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Hey hey, hey hey, hey hey |
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Hey hey, hey hey |
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Keep me satisfied |
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Keep me warm at night |
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I'm not after all the sake or the sushi in Japan |
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I'm just waiting for my nowhere man |
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Hey hey, hey hey, hey hey |
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Hey hey, hey hey |
