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You can find me over there at the bar |
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You ain't even gotta ask |
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I don't know where they are |
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I'm a bad bad daddy |
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I'm a bad bad daddy |
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And I'm nasty |
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And I still ain't callin it quits |
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But Sean, what the ****s wrong with all of your kids |
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I'm a bad bad daddy |
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I'm a bad bad daddy |
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Sittin at the bar just minding my biz |
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I came down with all nine of my kids |
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And they all got an attitude |
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Mad cause |
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I said we can't go to the zoo |
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It's not a lie |
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But daddys too high |
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If I drive, |
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I will probably catch a |
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DUIHere, play with this pitcher of beer |
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Sit in there chairs, and don't disappear |
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Everybody on your best behavior |
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Tip the waitress, respect your neighbors |
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I'll be watchin |
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You know what not to do |
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Don't make me walk over here |
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Just to talk to you |
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I gave em all some money |
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So they could play pinball and putgrub in they tummies |
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Now Imma go get bombed |
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And you better not tell your mom |
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And like clockwork, soon as |
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I stepped away |
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You know they got worse |
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They didn't hesitate |
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Of course they start with the horseplay |
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And then it escalates |
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Then you get a court case |
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Little Sluggos |
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Thugs and cutthroats |
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Big trouble, cigarettes, puff those |
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Smash bottles on the floor and |
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Writing graffiti, fighting with the door man |
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Playin with switchblades and matches |
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Pick pocketin the cash and the plastic |
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Gettin high out back by the trashcans |
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Tryin to get the waitress to give a lapdance |
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I can't control em |
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So Imma pretend |
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I don't know em |
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Now let me celebrate and get drunk |
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Cause my wife missed her period again this month |
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You can find me over there at the bar |
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You ain't even gotta ask, |
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I don't know where they are |
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I'm a bad bad daddy |
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I'm a bad bad daddy |
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And I'm nasty |
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And I still ain't callin it quits |
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But Sean, what the ****s wrong with all of your kids |
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I'm a bad bad daddy |
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I'm a bad bad daddy |
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Somebody slap me |
