歌曲 | Badtimes |
歌手 | Laika |
专辑 | Good Looking Blues |
下载 | Image LRC TXT |
作词 : Fiedlea, Fixsen | |
If you receive an E-mail with a subject of 'badtimes' delete it immediatly without reading it | |
This is the most dangerous E-mail virus yet. | |
It will re-write your hard disk | |
Not only that, but it will scramble any disks that are even close to your computer | |
It will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice cream melts | |
It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards, screw up the tracking on your VCR | |
And use subspace field harmonics to render any CDs you try to play unreadable. | |
It will give your ex-boy/girlfriend your new phone number. | |
It will mix antifreeze into your fishtank | |
It will drink all your beer and leave its socks out on the coffee table when there's company coming over | |
It will put a dead kitten in the back pocket of your good suit and hide your car keys when you are late for work | |
Badtimes will make you fall in love with a penguin. | |
It will give you nightmares about circus midgets. | |
It will pour sugar in your gas tank and shave off both your eyebrows while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back | |
And billing the dinner and hotel room to your Visa card | |
It will seduce your grandmother | |
It does not matter if she is dead, such is the power of badtimes, it reaches out beyond the grave to sully those things we hold most dear. | |
It moves your car randomly around parking lots so you can't find it. | |
It will kick your dog. It will leave libidinous messages on your boss's voice mail in your voice!. | |
It is insidious and subtle | |
It is dangerous and terrifying to behold. It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve. | |
badtimes will give you dutch Elm disease. It will leave the toilet seat up. | |
It will make a batch of methamphetamine in your bathtub | |
And then leave bacon cooking on the stove while it goes out to chase high school kids with your new snowblower. | |
These are just a few of the signs. be very very careful !! |
zuo ci : Fiedlea, Fixsen | |
If you receive an Email with a subject of ' badtimes' delete it immediatly without reading it | |
This is the most dangerous Email virus yet. | |
It will rewrite your hard disk | |
Not only that, but it will scramble any disks that are even close to your computer | |
It will recalibrate your refrigerator' s coolness setting so all your ice cream melts | |
It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards, screw up the tracking on your VCR | |
And use subspace field harmonics to render any CDs you try to play unreadable. | |
It will give your exboy girlfriend your new phone number. | |
It will mix antifreeze into your fishtank | |
It will drink all your beer and leave its socks out on the coffee table when there' s company coming over | |
It will put a dead kitten in the back pocket of your good suit and hide your car keys when you are late for work | |
Badtimes will make you fall in love with a penguin. | |
It will give you nightmares about circus midgets. | |
It will pour sugar in your gas tank and shave off both your eyebrows while dating your current boy girlfriend behind your back | |
And billing the dinner and hotel room to your Visa card | |
It will seduce your grandmother | |
It does not matter if she is dead, such is the power of badtimes, it reaches out beyond the grave to sully those things we hold most dear. | |
It moves your car randomly around parking lots so you can' t find it. | |
It will kick your dog. It will leave libidinous messages on your boss' s voice mail in your voice!. | |
It is insidious and subtle | |
It is dangerous and terrifying to behold. It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve. | |
badtimes will give you dutch Elm disease. It will leave the toilet seat up. | |
It will make a batch of methamphetamine in your bathtub | |
And then leave bacon cooking on the stove while it goes out to chase high school kids with your new snowblower. | |
These are just a few of the signs. be very very careful !! |
zuò cí : Fiedlea, Fixsen | |
If you receive an Email with a subject of ' badtimes' delete it immediatly without reading it | |
This is the most dangerous Email virus yet. | |
It will rewrite your hard disk | |
Not only that, but it will scramble any disks that are even close to your computer | |
It will recalibrate your refrigerator' s coolness setting so all your ice cream melts | |
It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards, screw up the tracking on your VCR | |
And use subspace field harmonics to render any CDs you try to play unreadable. | |
It will give your exboy girlfriend your new phone number. | |
It will mix antifreeze into your fishtank | |
It will drink all your beer and leave its socks out on the coffee table when there' s company coming over | |
It will put a dead kitten in the back pocket of your good suit and hide your car keys when you are late for work | |
Badtimes will make you fall in love with a penguin. | |
It will give you nightmares about circus midgets. | |
It will pour sugar in your gas tank and shave off both your eyebrows while dating your current boy girlfriend behind your back | |
And billing the dinner and hotel room to your Visa card | |
It will seduce your grandmother | |
It does not matter if she is dead, such is the power of badtimes, it reaches out beyond the grave to sully those things we hold most dear. | |
It moves your car randomly around parking lots so you can' t find it. | |
It will kick your dog. It will leave libidinous messages on your boss' s voice mail in your voice!. | |
It is insidious and subtle | |
It is dangerous and terrifying to behold. It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve. | |
badtimes will give you dutch Elm disease. It will leave the toilet seat up. | |
It will make a batch of methamphetamine in your bathtub | |
And then leave bacon cooking on the stove while it goes out to chase high school kids with your new snowblower. | |
These are just a few of the signs. be very very careful !! |