歌曲 | Ol' Rosco |
歌手 | Les Claypool |
专辑 | Of Fungi And Foe |
下载 | Image LRC TXT |
作曲 : Claypool | |
Have you seen ol' Rosco | |
He likes to drink when he drives | |
Have you seen ol' Rosco | |
I wouldn't be a bit surprised | |
If he's out there now | |
Driving like mad | |
Swerving and weaving | |
Thinks he's a model dad | |
Like a bastard he's grinning | |
With teeth full of bugs | |
Headin' home from the brewery | |
The old lunch time chug-a-lug | |
Have you seen ol' Rosco | |
He doesn't think when he drives | |
Have you seen ol' Rosco | |
I am a bit surprised | |
That they haven't nailed him | |
For drivin' like a fool | |
Except maybe that one time | |
Drivin' his daughter home from dancin' school | |
You see the caught him red-nose slurring | |
He blew a .09 | |
Made his wife come and get him | |
Paid him a 200 dollar fine | |
Have you seen ol' Rosco | |
He's too damn drunk to drive | |
Seen him pissin' in the bathroom | |
That's when he gave me the evil eye | |
I said, "Boy I think you had too many | |
Why don't you give up them keys?" | |
He told me to mind my business | |
Said he's, said he's gonna do as he damn well please | |
So I ordered hot coffee | |
An an Oly on tap | |
I put the Oly to my lips | |
Then I poured the hot coffee in his lap | |
Have you seen ol' Rosco | |
He wasn't supposed to drive | |
He left here three hours ago | |
His wife says he never arrived | |
He could be out there bleedin' | |
In the bottom of some ditch | |
Some say it serves him right | |
The selfish sons-a-bitch | |
But this time he went head on | |
With a purple PT Cruiser | |
Came out without a scratch | |
That's the dumb luck of a boozer | |
Have you seen ol' Rosco | |
They say he's lucky to be alive | |
As for the driver of the Cruiser | |
I'm told she may not survive | |
And she's the mother of three | |
Well, two for sure | |
See, the one in her belly | |
Had to be taken premature | |
Now Rosco feels bad | |
Afraid he might get sued | |
Good thing he's incorporated | |
You see, not as much risk to lose | |
Have you seen ol' Rosco | |
Now they won't let him drive | |
His son takes him bar hopping | |
He slips some drinks on the side | |
His wife's always bragging | |
How he ain't drank in a while | |
Just afternoon nappin' | |
Life's great in denial | |
Life's great in denial |
zuo qu : Claypool | |
Have you seen ol' Rosco | |
He likes to drink when he drives | |
Have you seen ol' Rosco | |
I wouldn' t be a bit surprised | |
If he' s out there now | |
Driving like mad | |
Swerving and weaving | |
Thinks he' s a model dad | |
Like a bastard he' s grinning | |
With teeth full of bugs | |
Headin' home from the brewery | |
The old lunch time chugalug | |
Have you seen ol' Rosco | |
He doesn' t think when he drives | |
Have you seen ol' Rosco | |
I am a bit surprised | |
That they haven' t nailed him | |
For drivin' like a fool | |
Except maybe that one time | |
Drivin' his daughter home from dancin' school | |
You see the caught him rednose slurring | |
He blew a . 09 | |
Made his wife come and get him | |
Paid him a 200 dollar fine | |
Have you seen ol' Rosco | |
He' s too damn drunk to drive | |
Seen him pissin' in the bathroom | |
That' s when he gave me the evil eye | |
I said, " Boy I think you had too many | |
Why don' t you give up them keys?" | |
He told me to mind my business | |
Said he' s, said he' s gonna do as he damn well please | |
So I ordered hot coffee | |
An an Oly on tap | |
I put the Oly to my lips | |
Then I poured the hot coffee in his lap | |
Have you seen ol' Rosco | |
He wasn' t supposed to drive | |
He left here three hours ago | |
His wife says he never arrived | |
He could be out there bleedin' | |
In the bottom of some ditch | |
Some say it serves him right | |
The selfish sonsabitch | |
But this time he went head on | |
With a purple PT Cruiser | |
Came out without a scratch | |
That' s the dumb luck of a boozer | |
Have you seen ol' Rosco | |
They say he' s lucky to be alive | |
As for the driver of the Cruiser | |
I' m told she may not survive | |
And she' s the mother of three | |
Well, two for sure | |
See, the one in her belly | |
Had to be taken premature | |
Now Rosco feels bad | |
Afraid he might get sued | |
Good thing he' s incorporated | |
You see, not as much risk to lose | |
Have you seen ol' Rosco | |
Now they won' t let him drive | |
His son takes him bar hopping | |
He slips some drinks on the side | |
His wife' s always bragging | |
How he ain' t drank in a while | |
Just afternoon nappin' | |
Life' s great in denial | |
Life' s great in denial |
zuò qǔ : Claypool | |
Have you seen ol' Rosco | |
He likes to drink when he drives | |
Have you seen ol' Rosco | |
I wouldn' t be a bit surprised | |
If he' s out there now | |
Driving like mad | |
Swerving and weaving | |
Thinks he' s a model dad | |
Like a bastard he' s grinning | |
With teeth full of bugs | |
Headin' home from the brewery | |
The old lunch time chugalug | |
Have you seen ol' Rosco | |
He doesn' t think when he drives | |
Have you seen ol' Rosco | |
I am a bit surprised | |
That they haven' t nailed him | |
For drivin' like a fool | |
Except maybe that one time | |
Drivin' his daughter home from dancin' school | |
You see the caught him rednose slurring | |
He blew a . 09 | |
Made his wife come and get him | |
Paid him a 200 dollar fine | |
Have you seen ol' Rosco | |
He' s too damn drunk to drive | |
Seen him pissin' in the bathroom | |
That' s when he gave me the evil eye | |
I said, " Boy I think you had too many | |
Why don' t you give up them keys?" | |
He told me to mind my business | |
Said he' s, said he' s gonna do as he damn well please | |
So I ordered hot coffee | |
An an Oly on tap | |
I put the Oly to my lips | |
Then I poured the hot coffee in his lap | |
Have you seen ol' Rosco | |
He wasn' t supposed to drive | |
He left here three hours ago | |
His wife says he never arrived | |
He could be out there bleedin' | |
In the bottom of some ditch | |
Some say it serves him right | |
The selfish sonsabitch | |
But this time he went head on | |
With a purple PT Cruiser | |
Came out without a scratch | |
That' s the dumb luck of a boozer | |
Have you seen ol' Rosco | |
They say he' s lucky to be alive | |
As for the driver of the Cruiser | |
I' m told she may not survive | |
And she' s the mother of three | |
Well, two for sure | |
See, the one in her belly | |
Had to be taken premature | |
Now Rosco feels bad | |
Afraid he might get sued | |
Good thing he' s incorporated | |
You see, not as much risk to lose | |
Have you seen ol' Rosco | |
Now they won' t let him drive | |
His son takes him bar hopping | |
He slips some drinks on the side | |
His wife' s always bragging | |
How he ain' t drank in a while | |
Just afternoon nappin' | |
Life' s great in denial | |
Life' s great in denial |