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It's Liza with ' |
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Z' not Lisa with an ' |
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S''Cause Lisa with an ' |
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S' goes 'ssnozz' |
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It's 'Z' instead of ' |
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S', 'Lie' instead of ' |
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Lee'It's simple as can be, see, |
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LizaI'll do it again |
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It's Liza with ' |
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Z' not Lisa with an ' |
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S''Cause Lisa with an ' |
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S' goes 'ssnozz' |
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It's 'Z' instead of ' |
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S', 'Lie' instead of ' |
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Lee'It's simple as can be, see, |
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LizaNow, if my name were |
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AdaI'd be |
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Ada, even backwards |
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I'd be Ada |
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Or if my name were |
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RuthThen I'd be |
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Ruth because with |
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Ruth what can you do? |
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Or Sally, or |
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Margaret or |
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Ginger or |
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FayeBut when you're a |
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Liza you always have to say |
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No, it's Liza with ' |
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Z' not Lisa with an ' |
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S''Cause Lisa with an ' |
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S' goes 'ssnozz' |
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It's 'Z' instead of ' |
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S', 'Lie' instead of ' |
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Lee'It's simple as can be, see, |
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LizaAh, and that is only half of it |
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There's another way they treat me cruelly |
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How often |
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I remember someone saying"There she goes, Lisa Minooli" |
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Or Minolli or |
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Miniola or |
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Minili Minnilii |
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So is it a wonder? |
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I very often cry |
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It's M I double |
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N, then E double |
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L IYou double up the |
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N, that's not me |
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Then E double |
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L end it with an |
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IThat's the way you say |
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MinnelliLiza |
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Minnelli, it's |
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ItalianBlame it on papa, what can |
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I do?Every |
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Sandra who's a |
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SaandraEvery |
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Mary who's really |
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MareeEvery |
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Joan who is a |
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JoanneHas got to agree with me when |
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I'm announced |
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I don't mind being pommeled or trampled or trounced |
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But it does drive you bats to be |
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Miss, mispronounced |
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It's Liza with ' |
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Z' not Lisa with a ' |
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S''Cause Lisa with a ' |
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S' goes 'ssnozz' |
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It's 'Z' instead of ' |
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S', 'Lie' instead of ' |
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Lee'It's simple as can be, see, |
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LizaThen M |
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I double N, then |
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E double L |
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IYou double up the |
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N, that's not me |
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Then E double |
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L end it with an |
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IThat's the way you say |
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MinnelliLiza |
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Minnelli, it's easy, it's easy |
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See it's Leezy, no, |
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Liza |