|
High school party, senior year |
|
Boys and girls are all sippin' on beer |
|
I like soda, where's the soda? |
|
Am I the only ****ing person here that likes soda? |
|
I see her from across the crowd |
|
I said the party is bumpin' and the music is loud |
|
You're really drunk and you're lookin' sad... |
|
It's like a date rape ad |
|
Girl, then we start to dance and |
|
Girl, baby this is romance |
|
Girl, I'm startin' to grow down below |
|
Shit, why did |
|
I wear sweat pants? |
|
Girl, you're body's like what conjunction junction |
|
That's a fine ass, butt (but) |
|
I'm like a cashew in a lollipop |
|
Just keep suckin' till you get to the nut |
|
And I said let's rob an |
|
Asian kitchen |
|
Or stroll down the block |
|
Either way girl, we're takin' a wok (..Nothing?) |
|
You're gonna love me the way my uncle did |
|
Except you're not gonna go to court for doin' it |
|
Be a guillotine or my girl instead |
|
Either way you're givin' me head |
|
I'm gonna love you, baby the right way |
|
Shorty with a body lookin' hotty when |
|
I say girl |
|
When I say girl |
|
We go into the bedroom exchanging nervous laughter |
|
Why's it called dry humping, if |
|
I always need a towel after? |
|
You spread your naked legs and |
|
I see that wound that never healed |
|
Even though you're yellin' for me, |
|
I can tell your lips are sealed |
|
We're both aware of my erection, you ask if |
|
I have protection |
|
I say: "Well no, I tried to buy them once I was in the convenience store My old babysitter walked in I had to hide them near the Tic-Tac's I was so embarrassed, I peed myself a little bit" |
|
Girl, girl |
|
Insert a euphemism |
|
A sexy mental prism |
|
Increase my pelvic rhythm |
|
Fill you with my syllogism |
|
I know your body and |
|
I know how to please you |
|
Don't thank me, thank |
|
Wikipedia |
|
Guys don't go down, well |
|
I am- What the **** is that? |
|
I should have brought my diagram |
|
Ooh... Did you feel that? |
|
That was an educated guess |
|
Ooh... Did you feel that? |
|
Uh, that one was a sneeze, my bad |
|
High school party, senior year |
|
None of that happened 'cause |
|
I wasn't invited.. |