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alright kids, welcome to your first sunday school class |
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let's get right into it |
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did you know that jesus died on the cross |
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just to keep you from masturbating |
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and did you know that prior to 1960 |
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he frowned on interracial dating |
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well my name is bobby johnson |
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and i teach about god's loving wrath |
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and though i try to live by the bible and what it says |
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i think i might have stumbled from the path |
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because i'm gay for jesus |
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creator of all good |
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a charitable carpenter |
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that's why hes givin me wood |
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i'm gay for jesus |
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let the people rejoice |
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but it's not about lust, i don't wanna nail him |
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that was a poor word choice |
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did you know satan wears a cape |
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made out of a rainbow flag |
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and did you know that jesus hates abortions |
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unless the kid was a f... jew |
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well i try to live by the bible |
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but it tells me that my thoughts aren't right |
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but those particular pages might be stuck together |
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from the little bit of sinning i did last night |
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because they told me to love jesus |
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i chose an alternative route |
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well i was so sad when he was in that cave |
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but i was thrilled when he came out |
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well i'm gay for jesus |
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fill me with your grace |
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i said pour your love all over me |
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but please aim away from my face |
