My Whole Family...

My Whole Family... 歌词

歌曲 My Whole Family...
歌手 Bo Burnham
专辑 Bo Fo Sho
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[00:25.970] Every time I go to dinner
[00:27.850] Seems like I'm getting a little bit thinner.
[00:29.990] I'll sit down at the breakfast table.
[00:32.430] I can talk, they're not able.
[00:34.880] When I look at them I find.
[00:37.180] There's a single question on their mind.
[00:40.710] I wish it could go back to the way it was
[00:42.850] It's not easy now because...
[00:49.200] My whole family thinks I'm gay,
[00:51.470] I guess it's always been that way.
[00:53.940] Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk
[00:56.500] Makes them think I like... boys.
[01:02.480] That I like boys.
[01:09.210] The goddamn question just won't go away.
[01:11.190] And I get asked every single day.
[01:13.620] But the way they ask it is not a disguise,
[01:16.170] Like, "How was your day? Do you like to kiss guys?"
[01:19.520] This is the worst,
[01:20.320] Baby this was my fear.
[01:21.760] Now their opinions are crystal clear.Because...
[01:25.690] My whole family now is shocked.
[01:28.140] I'm in the closet, and the door is locked.
[01:30.580] Now my glory days are gone
[01:32.920] I was John Elway, now I'm Elton John.
[01:35.260] My whole family now suspects
[01:37.610] watching Spongebob had side-effects.
[01:40.290] I'm not gay and that's what I said
[01:42.930] If I'm gay hey, God, strike me dead.
[01:51.640] That's weird.
[01:58.370] Just 'cause I'm on the cheerleading team
[02:00.160] Or my birthday party had a Broadway theme.
[02:03.770] When I go outside, what do I see?
[02:06.000] That the clouds in the sky spell F-A-G.
[02:11.460] Because...
[02:12.450] I think that God might think I'm gay.
[02:14.630] What does He know anyway?
[02:16.880] My grandma gave me a present just last year,
[02:19.570] And the card said, "Happy Birthday, Queer!"
[02:22.020] My whole family thinks I'm fab.
[02:24.410] There's a guy's butt hey, Bo, take a stab.
[02:26.410] Come on.
[02:29.330] Why doesn't he get women?
[02:30.290] There's no other way.
[02:31.530] It's 'cause I'm lanky, not 'cause I'm gay, alright?
[02:37.620] Not 'cause I'm gay.
[02:44.540] Just 'cause I'm afraid of the snow.
[02:46.420] Or my favorite color is the rainbow.
[02:51.710] I don't mean to yell, but I feel I must.
[02:53.560] 'Cause I'm losing the people that I thought I could trust.
[02:57.240] Because...
[02:58.200] Even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay... Just kidding.
[03:07.910] You all probably think I'm gay...
[03:10.350] Man this song is counter-productive.
[03:14.580] La la la la la...
[03:19.670] Because...
[03:20.660] My whole family thinks I'm gay.
[03:22.750] What did they know anyway?
[03:25.080] You gotta look right through the haze.
[03:27.380] Easy-Bake Oven was just a phase.
[03:30.120] My whole family thinks I'm queer.
[03:32.260] That is all I ever hear.
[03:34.660] But I've been as straight as a ramp,
[03:37.050] If you don't count Bible camp.
[03:43.380] Bible camp.
[03:46.380] I'm not gay I swear.
[00:25.970] 每次我去吃晚饭时
[00:27.850] 都觉得自己好像更瘦了
[00:29.990] 我坐在早餐桌前
[00:32.430] 我一直在说话,他们沉默不语
[00:34.880] 当我看向他们时,我发现
[00:37.180] 他们心里只有一个疑问
[00:40.710] 我多想回到从前
[00:42.850] 现在可没那么容易了,因为
[00:49.200] 我全家都觉得我是同性恋
[00:51.470] 我猜他们一直以来都这么想
[00:53.940] 也许是因为我走路的样子
[00:56.500] 让他们觉得我喜欢男孩子
[01:02.480] 啊,我喜欢男孩子
[01:09.210] 这天杀的问题挥之不去
[01:11.190] 每天我都会被问到这些
[01:13.620] 但他们问得真是毫不委婉
[01:16.170] 比如说,“今天过得怎样?去亲男生了吗?”
[01:19.520] 这就是最糟糕的
[01:20.320] 也是我所恐惧的
[01:21.760] 现在他们觉得自己的看法比珍珠还真,因为
[01:25.690] 现在我全家都惊呆了
[01:28.140] 觉得我是深柜,并且柜门紧锁
[01:30.580] 我的好日子一去不复返
[01:32.920] 原来我是个直佬,现在成了双性恋
[01:35.260] 现在我家人宣称
[01:37.610] 这是看海绵宝宝的副作用
[01:40.290] 我真不是同性恋,我要说的就这一点
[01:42.930] 如果我是同性恋,就让我去死吧
[01:51.640] 这不科学
[01:58.370] 只是因为我参加了啦啦队
[02:00.160] 还是因为我的生日趴上有个百老汇场景?
[02:03.770] 当我出门时,我看见了什么
[02:06.000] 连天上的云都排成了“死-基-佬”
[02:11.460] 因为
[02:12.450] 我觉得可能上帝也认为我是同性恋吧
[02:14.630] 话说回来,他又知道个啥?
[02:16.880] 我奶奶去年送了我一份礼物
[02:19.570] 卡片上写着“生日快乐,小基佬!”
[02:22.020] 我全家都觉得我给给的
[02:24.410] 那是个男人屁股嘿!Bo,来个千年杀吧!
[02:26.410] 算了吧
[02:29.330] 他为啥没女朋友?
[02:30.290] 实在是无话可说了
[02:31.530] 那是因为我又瘦又丑,才不是因为我是同性恋好吗?!
[02:37.620] 才不是因为人家是同性恋呢
[02:44.540] 就因为我害怕雪天
[02:46.420] 还有我最爱的颜色是彩虹色
[02:51.710] 我不想大喊大叫,但我感觉得这样
[02:53.560] 因为我在失去我曾经觉得可以信任的人
[02:57.240] 因为
[02:58.200] 就连我男朋友也觉得我是弯的……开玩笑的
[03:07.910] 你们可能都觉得我是同性恋了吧
[03:10.350] 天啦噜这歌只会适得其反
[03:14.580] 啦啦啦啦啦~
[03:19.670] 因为
[03:20.660] 我全家都觉得我是同性恋
[03:22.750] 他们又知道些啥?
[03:25.080] 你要透过表象看本质
[03:27.380] 「简易烤箱」不过是个短语而已
[03:30.120] 我全家都觉得我是个基佬
[03:32.260] 这就是我一直以来听说的事
[03:34.660] 但是我一直以来都像斜坡一样直
[03:37.050] 如果你不把圣经营算上的话
[03:43.380] 圣经营啊~
[03:46.380] 我真不是同性恋啊,我发誓。
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