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Let's rock this shit. |
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I don't know if all boy scouts are gay |
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As they could probably "tie the knot" in like fifty different ways |
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I got a safe full o' cherries, cause I pop it and lock it, |
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A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stock it, |
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Girl, if your into a rimmin its only safe if your swimming, |
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But girl don't sit on that couch 'cause I treat my objects like women. |
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I spit fire like I just blew a demon |
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My shits so hot I'll leave the toilet bowl steamin' |
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I'm gonna tear it, like the cards of the gypsies |
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Youth bleed for so long you'll get monthly ellipses. |
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If the pants are loose, I'll replete ya. |
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You're a first time vegan and it's nice to meet ya |
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I'm Bo yo |
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I'm the greatest rappa eva |
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And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not |
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Think your better your not |
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Don't need a sweater |
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I'm a real G shawty that can really find your G-spot |
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Woah yeah...What the ****'s a G-spot |
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Go to a Vagina orchard, count 1,2,3 |
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Spin that plant around you got a third world country |
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Yo, that's right, consider yourself warned |
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I'm offensive and creative like handicapped porn |
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Your playing with your breasts, excuse me, can I try it ma'am? |
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Your pushin' 'em together like a titty Venn Diagram |
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Look at that crack excuse me can I buy a gram? |
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Right below your diaphragm, ass looks like your hidin' ham. |
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First base, we're making out |
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Yeah, second base, I'm getting faked out. |
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Third base, I'm getting take out |
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And I'd try to take it home if I knew I'd take it out |
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But I just don't know I said I just don't care |
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I said my flow's so cold I need a tampon from a polar bear |
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And you can spell and smell my stink |
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B.O. lingers and it makes you think |
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'Cause I'm Bo yo |
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And I'm the greatest rappa eva |
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And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not |
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Think your better your not |
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Don't need a sweater |
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I'm a real G shawty that can really find your G-spot |
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Woah yeah...provided that you point me in the general direction |
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'Cause girls are like donuts when I be bustin Bo nuts, |
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I can make em cream-filled or give them a layer of glaze |
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I'm like Doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her, |
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Because I skeet her so hard peaople call her Patty Mayonnaise. |
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Yo, hey, my girl is epileptic cause shes the one I'm jerkin with |
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Common you Asian child laborer show me what your workin' with... |
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Ooh, large machinery |
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'Cause there's an inverse relationship between respect and sects |
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I'm talking bout religious sects like a Mormon sect, |
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That says you cant have sex with members of different sects, but you cant have sex with members of the same sex |
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So if the sects cant be different and the sex can be same, then the only sex left is some left hand shame. |
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And girl I left you cause you left the game and if that don't feel right then you can write my name. |
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'Cause I'm Bo yo |
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And I'm the greatest rappa eva |
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(grumbling and mumbling) ...your not |
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Don't need a sweater I'm hot |
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Something about a G-...whatever |
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Yo, i said my junk's so long that it hangs and swings, so at the nude beach people think I'm lookin for lost rings |
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Play the skin flute while your big boy sings and if you want to take it all wear African neck rings. |
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(It makes your neck longer 'cause my dick...) |
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Yo, haters call me gay, but that aint hatin' |
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Cause im not homophobic, my morals are straight and |
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If I'm in the closet then you are below me |
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Takin the b-a-t out of basement, homey |
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(semen, it spells) |
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'Cause I'm Bo yo. |
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(from the audience) I love you |
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(Bo) My mum is here tonight |
