歌曲 | Only an Expert |
歌手 | Laurie Anderson |
专辑 | Homeland |
Now only an expert can deal with the problem | |
Because half the problem is seeing the problem | |
And only an expert can deal with the problem | |
Only an expert can deal with the problem | |
So if there’s no expert dealing with the problem | |
It’s really actually twice the problem | |
Cause only an expert can deal with the problem | |
Only an expert can deal with the problem | |
Now in America we like solutions | |
We like solutions to problems | |
And there’s so many companies that offer solutions | |
Companies with names like | |
Pet Solution | |
The Hair Solution. | |
The Debt Solution. | |
The World | |
Solution. | |
The Sushi | |
Solution.Companies with experts ready to solve the problems. | |
Cause only an expert can see there’s a problem | |
And only an expert can deal with the problem | |
Only and expert can deal with the problem | |
Now let’s say you’re invited to be on | |
OprahAnd you don’t have a problem | |
But you want to go on the show, so you need a problem | |
So you invent a problem | |
But if you’re not an expert in problems | |
You’re probably not going to invent a very plausible problem | |
And so you’re probably going to get nailed | |
You’re going to get exposed | |
You’re going to have to bow down and apologize | |
And beg for the public’s forgiveness. | |
Cause only an expert can see there’s a problem | |
And only an expert can deal with the problem | |
Only an expert can deal with the problem | |
Now on these shows, the shows that try to solve your problems | |
The big question is always “ | |
How can I get control? | |
How can I take control?” | |
But don’t forget this is a question for the regular viewer | |
The person who’s barely getting by. | |
The person who’s watching shows about people with problems | |
The person who’s part of the 60% of the | |
U.S. population1.3 weeks away, 1.3 pay checks away from homelessness. | |
In other words, a person with problems. | |
So when experts say, “ | |
Let’s get to the root of the problem | |
Let’s take control of the problem | |
So if you take control of the problem you can solve the problem.” | |
Now often this doesn’t work at all because the situation is completely out of control. | |
Cause only an expert can deal with the problem | |
Only an expert can deal with the problem | |
Only an expert can deal with the problem | |
So who are these experts? | |
Experts are usually self-appointed people or elected officials | |
Or people skilled in sales techniques, trained or self-taught | |
To focus on things that might be identified as problems. | |
Now sometimes these things are not actually problems. | |
But the expert is someone who studies the problem | |
And tries to solve the problem. | |
The expert is someone who carries malpractice insurance. | |
Because often the solution becomes the problem. | |
Cause only an expert can deal with the problem | |
Only an expert can deal with the problem | |
Only an expert can deal with the problem | |
Now sometimes experts look for weapons. | |
And sometimes they look everywhere for weapons. | |
And sometimes when they don’t find any weapons | |
Sometimes other experts say, “ | |
If you haven’t found any weapons | |
It doesn’t mean there are no weapons.” | |
And other experts looking for weapons find things like cleaning fluids. | |
And refrigerator rods. | |
And small magnets. | |
And they say,“ | |
These things may look like common objects to you | |
But in our opinion, they could be weapons. | |
Or they could be used to make weapons. | |
Or they could be used to ship weapons. | |
Or to store weapons.” | |
Cause only an expert can see they might be weapons | |
And only an expert can see they might be problems. | |
Cause only an expert can deal with the problem | |
Only an expert can deal with the problem | |
Only an expert can deal with the problem | |
And sometimes, if it’s really really really hot. | |
And it’s July in | |
January.And there’s no more snow and huge waves are wiping out cities. | |
And hurricanes are everywhere. | |
And everyone knows it’s a problem. | |
But if some of the experts say it’s no problem | |
And other experts claim it’s no problem | |
Or explain why it’s no problem | |
Then it’s simply not a problem. | |
But when an expert says it’s a problem | |
And makes a movie and wins an | |
Oscar about the problem | |
Then all the other experts have to agree that it is most likely a problem. | |
Cause only an expert can deal with the problem | |
Only an expert can deal with the problem | |
Only an expert can deal with the problem | |
And even though a county can invade another country. | |
And flatten it. | |
And ruin it. | |
And create havoc and civil war in that other country | |
If the experts say that it’s not a problem | |
And everyone agrees that they’re experts good at seeing problems | |
Then invading that country is simply not a problem. | |
And if a country tortures people | |
And holds citizens without cause or trial and sets up military tribunals | |
This is also not a problem. | |
Unless there’s an expert who says it’s the beginning of a problem. | |
Cause only an expert can deal with the problem | |
Only an expert can deal with the problem | |
Only an expert can deal with the problem | |
Only an expert can see there’s a problem | |
And see the problem is half the problem | |
And only an expert can deal with the problem | |
Only an expert can deal with the problem |
Now only an expert can deal with the problem | |
Because half the problem is seeing the problem | |
And only an expert can deal with the problem | |
Only an expert can deal with the problem | |
So if there' s no expert dealing with the problem | |
It' s really actually twice the problem | |
Cause only an expert can deal with the problem | |
Only an expert can deal with the problem | |
Now in America we like solutions | |
We like solutions to problems | |
And there' s so many companies that offer solutions | |
Companies with names like | |
Pet Solution | |
The Hair Solution. | |
The Debt Solution. | |
The World | |
Solution. | |
The Sushi | |
Solution. Companies with experts ready to solve the problems. | |
Cause only an expert can see there' s a problem | |
And only an expert can deal with the problem | |
Only and expert can deal with the problem | |
Now let' s say you' re invited to be on | |
OprahAnd you don' t have a problem | |
But you want to go on the show, so you need a problem | |
So you invent a problem | |
But if you' re not an expert in problems | |
You' re probably not going to invent a very plausible problem | |
And so you' re probably going to get nailed | |
You' re going to get exposed | |
You' re going to have to bow down and apologize | |
And beg for the public' s forgiveness. | |
Cause only an expert can see there' s a problem | |
And only an expert can deal with the problem | |
Only an expert can deal with the problem | |
Now on these shows, the shows that try to solve your problems | |
The big question is always " | |
How can I get control? | |
How can I take control?" | |
But don' t forget this is a question for the regular viewer | |
The person who' s barely getting by. | |
The person who' s watching shows about people with problems | |
The person who' s part of the 60 of the | |
U. S. population1. 3 weeks away, 1. 3 pay checks away from homelessness. | |
In other words, a person with problems. | |
So when experts say, " | |
Let' s get to the root of the problem | |
Let' s take control of the problem | |
So if you take control of the problem you can solve the problem." | |
Now often this doesn' t work at all because the situation is completely out of control. | |
Cause only an expert can deal with the problem | |
Only an expert can deal with the problem | |
Only an expert can deal with the problem | |
So who are these experts? | |
Experts are usually selfappointed people or elected officials | |
Or people skilled in sales techniques, trained or selftaught | |
To focus on things that might be identified as problems. | |
Now sometimes these things are not actually problems. | |
But the expert is someone who studies the problem | |
And tries to solve the problem. | |
The expert is someone who carries malpractice insurance. | |
Because often the solution becomes the problem. | |
Cause only an expert can deal with the problem | |
Only an expert can deal with the problem | |
Only an expert can deal with the problem | |
Now sometimes experts look for weapons. | |
And sometimes they look everywhere for weapons. | |
And sometimes when they don' t find any weapons | |
Sometimes other experts say, " | |
If you haven' t found any weapons | |
It doesn' t mean there are no weapons." | |
And other experts looking for weapons find things like cleaning fluids. | |
And refrigerator rods. | |
And small magnets. | |
And they say," | |
These things may look like common objects to you | |
But in our opinion, they could be weapons. | |
Or they could be used to make weapons. | |
Or they could be used to ship weapons. | |
Or to store weapons." | |
Cause only an expert can see they might be weapons | |
And only an expert can see they might be problems. | |
Cause only an expert can deal with the problem | |
Only an expert can deal with the problem | |
Only an expert can deal with the problem | |
And sometimes, if it' s really really really hot. | |
And it' s July in | |
January. And there' s no more snow and huge waves are wiping out cities. | |
And hurricanes are everywhere. | |
And everyone knows it' s a problem. | |
But if some of the experts say it' s no problem | |
And other experts claim it' s no problem | |
Or explain why it' s no problem | |
Then it' s simply not a problem. | |
But when an expert says it' s a problem | |
And makes a movie and wins an | |
Oscar about the problem | |
Then all the other experts have to agree that it is most likely a problem. | |
Cause only an expert can deal with the problem | |
Only an expert can deal with the problem | |
Only an expert can deal with the problem | |
And even though a county can invade another country. | |
And flatten it. | |
And ruin it. | |
And create havoc and civil war in that other country | |
If the experts say that it' s not a problem | |
And everyone agrees that they' re experts good at seeing problems | |
Then invading that country is simply not a problem. | |
And if a country tortures people | |
And holds citizens without cause or trial and sets up military tribunals | |
This is also not a problem. | |
Unless there' s an expert who says it' s the beginning of a problem. | |
Cause only an expert can deal with the problem | |
Only an expert can deal with the problem | |
Only an expert can deal with the problem | |
Only an expert can see there' s a problem | |
And see the problem is half the problem | |
And only an expert can deal with the problem | |
Only an expert can deal with the problem |