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Like many a |
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Mael, I get angst in my pants. |
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And goddamn it to hell, it don't help if |
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I dance. And you, you're not doing too well. |
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All the blogs are about you, girl. |
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They caught you in the park after dark giving head to a statue, girl. |
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Oh, cruel! |
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Didn't mean to do you no harm, |
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I just underestimated my charm. |
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And if I ever bother to tell you the truth, oh, baby, you're too much sugar for my sweet tooth. |
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You're on your honeymoon and you're sending me notes. |
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You hope to see me soon. |
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You've got "see" wrapped in quotes. |
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I used to find it funny to say, "What's your man got to do with me?" |
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But then I saw him downtown placing bets on the hounds. |
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He was as big as a house! |
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We can't be messin' around! |
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Every time we kiss it's like an inside joke |
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I always miss. |
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Our love is like a tug-of-war. |
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Don't touch me, girl, |
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I can't hug no more! |