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{*airline stewardess making announcements*} |
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[bubba sparxxx] |
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I can't forget the bumps on the road to heartsville |
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And i'm scared to fly but surely bubba sparxxx will |
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Shit and i ain't slept, in a month of sundays |
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Still i'm wide awake as we coast out on the runway |
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And now the captain says i'm number one for take off |
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But timmy i'm too weak all this starvin led to weight loss |
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Fear turns to adrenaline as life accelerates |
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I'm headed to my destiny, how long you guess it takes - to get there? |
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The in flight movie today is "gladiator" |
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But i can't afford the headphones, it's cool, i'll catch it later |
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I'm cramped between two dudes, one from each coast |
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Yet we all agree a safe flight is what we need most |
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Hey stewardess, i can't handle all this turbulence |
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The ride's gettin bumpy and that shit don't help my nervousness |
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Now they fin' to serve the meal, i think i'll go with steak |
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Every ****in choice is crucial and we all know the breaks, in this game |
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I barely even noticed but we covered every state |
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Plus i'm slowly turnin from feather to heavyweight - it's about time |
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I need to take a piss but i'm still scared to get up |
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Please lord protect those up in this air with us |
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The captain just started our approach into the sunset |
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I've flown a million miles but the shit still ain't fun yet |
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When this journey is complete, you'll know by my reaction |
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Tears of jubilation as i'm landin back in athens - thank you lord |