《爱与诚》搞笑版

《爱与诚》搞笑版 歌词

歌曲 《爱与诚》搞笑版
歌手 三本目
歌手 欧阳健铭
专辑 一首假歌
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[00:00.000] 作词 : 无
[00:01.000] 作曲 : 无
[00:06.253] 《我與窮》(《愛與誠》搞笑版)
[00:07.602] 作曲:曹雪芬
[00:08.714] 填詞:不是詞神
[00:09.780] 演唱:歐陽健銘
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[00:21.650] 其實住係 一格無家私 縮水細房
[00:28.737] 其實自己 攞2條木板 去扮床
[00:34.145] 實有多一點碰撞 油鹽從來亂放一間屋得5方
[00:41.514] 要是去用作 眠後的安葬
[00:45.474] 間屋即刻會 變得空曠
[00:50.298] 不要哭 我也忍得了薪水年年都萎縮
[00:57.570] 沒法奢侈過下去 只好真心真意的吃粥
[01:04.681] 別再做窮人,做只雞做只鴨不做窮人
[01:10.510] 做只雞或至少可買條裙
[01:14.178] 但有這種思想最終只會淪為賣淫
[01:18.449] 糧又被人扣是否被你昆
[01:22.234] 賣了身只象窮人
[01:24.817] 未訓街難道有公屋我瞓
[01:28.436] 每落雨我亦時常浸親
[01:32.954] 你怎麽水浸
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[01:42.282] 長期吃齋 袋裏無乜錢 都經已慘
[01:49.329] 無良業主 水費仍在加 更困難
[01:54.932] 大耳窿爭幾百萬
[01:57.937] 人長期唔吃晏個幾蚊都要悭
[02:02.065] 欠電費6晚停電足7晚
[02:06.033] 想死都竟會無錢燒碳
[02:11.057] 別再做窮人,做只雞做只鴨不做窮人
[02:16.874] 做只雞或至少可買條裙
[02:20.396] 但有這種思想最終只會淪為賣淫
[02:24.930] 糧又被人扣是否被你昆
[02:28.473] 賣了身只象窮人
[02:31.213] 未訓街難道有公屋我訓
[02:34.737] 這夜晚發現淫賊入侵
[02:39.700] 對不起現在的是佢又加價怕會傷感
[02:47.313] 貧賤的我現在也想去尋何地有錢分
[02:54.908] 別再做窮人,做只雞做只鴨不做窮人
[03:00.753] 做只雞或至少可買條裙
[03:04.285] 未有交租的錢無謂明日會被你憎
[03:08.714] 糧又被人扣是否被你昆
[03:12.361] 賣了身只象窮人
[03:15.113] 未訓街難道有公屋我瞓
[03:18.634] 每落雨我亦時常浸親
[03:23.218] 你怎麽水浸
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[00:00.000] zuo ci : wu
[00:01.000] zuo qu : wu
[00:06.253] wo yu qiong ai yu cheng gao xiao ban
[00:07.602] zuo qu: cao xue fen
[00:08.714] tian ci: bu shi ci shen
[00:09.780] yan chang: ou yang jian ming
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[00:21.650] qi shi zhu xi yi ge wu jia si suo shui xi fang
[00:28.737] qi shi zi ji luo 2 tiao mu ban qu ban chuang
[00:34.145] shi you duo yi dian peng zhuang you yan cong lai luan fang yi jian wu de 5 fang
[00:41.514] yao shi qu yong zuo mian hou de an zang
[00:45.474] jian wu ji ke hui bian de kong kuang
[00:50.298] bu yao ku wo ye ren de le xin shui nian nian dou wei suo
[00:57.570] mei fa she chi guo xia qu zhi hao zhen xin zhen yi de chi zhou
[01:04.681] bie zai zuo qiong ren, zuo zhi ji zuo zhi ya bu zuo qiong ren
[01:10.510] zuo zhi ji huo zhi shao ke mai tiao qun
[01:14.178] dan you zhe zhong si xiang zui zhong zhi hui lun wei mai yin
[01:18.449] liang you bei ren kou shi fou bei ni kun
[01:22.234] mai le shen zhi xiang qiong ren
[01:24.817] wei xun jie nan dao you gong wu wo shui
[01:28.436] mei luo yu wo yi shi chang jin qin
[01:32.954] ni zen mo shui jin
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[01:42.282] zhang qi chi zhai dai li wu mie qian dou jing yi can
[01:49.329] wu liang ye zhu shui fei reng zai jia geng kun nan
[01:54.932] da er long zheng ji bai wan
[01:57.937] ren zhang qi wu chi yan ge ji wen dou yao qian
[02:02.065] qian dian fei 6 wan ting dian zu 7 wan
[02:06.033] xiang si dou jing hui wu qian shao tan
[02:11.057] bie zai zuo qiong ren, zuo zhi ji zuo zhi ya bu zuo qiong ren
[02:16.874] zuo zhi ji huo zhi shao ke mai tiao qun
[02:20.396] dan you zhe zhong si xiang zui zhong zhi hui lun wei mai yin
[02:24.930] liang you bei ren kou shi fou bei ni kun
[02:28.473] mai le shen zhi xiang qiong ren
[02:31.213] wei xun jie nan dao you gong wu wo xun
[02:34.737] zhe ye wan fa xian yin zei ru qin
[02:39.700] dui bu qi xian zai de shi qu you jia jia pa hui shang gan
[02:47.313] pin jian de wo xian zai ye xiang qu xun he di you qian fen
[02:54.908] bie zai zuo qiong ren, zuo zhi ji zuo zhi ya bu zuo qiong ren
[03:00.753] zuo zhi ji huo zhi shao ke mai tiao qun
[03:04.285] wei you jiao zu de qian wu wei ming ri hui bei ni zeng
[03:08.714] liang you bei ren kou shi fou bei ni kun
[03:12.361] mai le shen zhi xiang qiong ren
[03:15.113] wei xun jie nan dao you gong wu wo shui
[03:18.634] mei luo yu wo yi shi chang jin qin
[03:23.218] ni zen mo shui jin
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[00:00.000] zuò cí : wú
[00:01.000] zuò qǔ : wú
[00:06.253] wǒ yǔ qióng ài yǔ chéng gǎo xiào bǎn
[00:07.602] zuò qǔ: cáo xuě fēn
[00:08.714] tián cí: bú shì cí shén
[00:09.780] yǎn chàng: ōu yáng jiàn míng
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[00:21.650] qí shí zhù xì yī gé wú jiā sī suō shuǐ xì fáng
[00:28.737] qí shí zì jǐ luó 2 tiáo mù bǎn qù bàn chuáng
[00:34.145] shí yǒu duō yī diǎn pèng zhuàng yóu yán cóng lái luàn fàng yī jiān wū dé 5 fāng
[00:41.514] yào shì qù yòng zuò mián hòu de ān zàng
[00:45.474] jiān wū jí kè huì biàn dé kōng kuàng
[00:50.298] bú yào kū wǒ yě rěn de le xīn shuǐ nián nián dōu wēi suō
[00:57.570] méi fǎ shē chǐ guò xià qù zhǐ hǎo zhēn xīn zhēn yì de chī zhōu
[01:04.681] bié zài zuò qióng rén, zuò zhǐ jī zuò zhǐ yā bù zuò qióng rén
[01:10.510] zuò zhǐ jī huò zhì shǎo kě mǎi tiáo qún
[01:14.178] dàn yǒu zhè zhǒng sī xiǎng zuì zhōng zhǐ huì lún wèi mài yín
[01:18.449] liáng yòu bèi rén kòu shì fǒu bèi nǐ kūn
[01:22.234] mài le shēn zhǐ xiàng qióng rén
[01:24.817] wèi xùn jiē nán dào yǒu gōng wū wǒ shuì
[01:28.436] měi luò yǔ wǒ yì shí cháng jìn qīn
[01:32.954] nǐ zěn mó shuǐ jìn
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[01:42.282] zhǎng qī chī zhāi dài lǐ wú miē qián dōu jīng yǐ cǎn
[01:49.329] wú liáng yè zhǔ shuǐ fèi réng zài jiā gèng kùn nán
[01:54.932] dà ěr lóng zhēng jǐ bǎi wàn
[01:57.937] rén zhǎng qī wú chī yàn gè jǐ wén dōu yào qiān
[02:02.065] qiàn diàn fèi 6 wǎn tíng diàn zú 7 wǎn
[02:06.033] xiǎng sǐ dōu jìng huì wú qián shāo tàn
[02:11.057] bié zài zuò qióng rén, zuò zhǐ jī zuò zhǐ yā bù zuò qióng rén
[02:16.874] zuò zhǐ jī huò zhì shǎo kě mǎi tiáo qún
[02:20.396] dàn yǒu zhè zhǒng sī xiǎng zuì zhōng zhǐ huì lún wèi mài yín
[02:24.930] liáng yòu bèi rén kòu shì fǒu bèi nǐ kūn
[02:28.473] mài le shēn zhǐ xiàng qióng rén
[02:31.213] wèi xùn jiē nán dào yǒu gōng wū wǒ xùn
[02:34.737] zhè yè wǎn fā xiàn yín zéi rù qīn
[02:39.700] duì bù qǐ xiàn zài de shì qú yòu jiā jià pà huì shāng gǎn
[02:47.313] pín jiàn de wǒ xiàn zài yě xiǎng qù xún hé dì yǒu qián fēn
[02:54.908] bié zài zuò qióng rén, zuò zhǐ jī zuò zhǐ yā bù zuò qióng rén
[03:00.753] zuò zhǐ jī huò zhì shǎo kě mǎi tiáo qún
[03:04.285] wèi yǒu jiāo zū de qián wú wèi míng rì huì bèi nǐ zēng
[03:08.714] liáng yòu bèi rén kòu shì fǒu bèi nǐ kūn
[03:12.361] mài le shēn zhǐ xiàng qióng rén
[03:15.113] wèi xùn jiē nán dào yǒu gōng wū wǒ shuì
[03:18.634] měi luò yǔ wǒ yì shí cháng jìn qīn
[03:23.218] nǐ zěn mó shuǐ jìn
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《爱与诚》搞笑版 歌词
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