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I'd like to try throwing the I-Ching |
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I'd like to try some analyzing my writing |
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I'd like what's written on the crystal stones |
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And see what happens if I put on my turban and start throwing bones, hey! |
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Maybe I'll be a gofer, getting bagels for the UN |
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Maybe I'll cruise bars in futile search of perfect tens |
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And maybe I'll be the legendary scandal-ridden pol |
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Keeping up my solid citizen front when I'm really just bought and sold |
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Mirror, mirror on the wall |
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Palm readings and crystal balls |
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It's obvious for all to see |
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How uncertain it will be |
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And hand-writing and dice rolls |
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I-Ching and crystal stones |
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And tea leaves and astrology |
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Get someone to interpret your dreams |
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Still I don't know where we'll be |
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Will you take this ride with me |
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Maybe I'll be a doctor, ophthalmologist checking out eyes |
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Maybe I'll get a job making little skinny curly fries |
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I might feel important as a security guard |
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And I'd love to lean on you when times get too hard, hey! |
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Maybe I'll be the overweight ex-jock chasing skirts |
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Tell 'em my old stories, you know the older you get the better you were |
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You can be my right hand, tell me when I'm a joke |
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And maybe they'll be some times when we feel like we're not just blowing smoke |
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Mirror, mirror on the wall |
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Palm readings and crystal balls |
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It's obvious for all to see |
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How uncertain it will be |
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And hand-writing and dice rolls |
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I-Ching and crystal stones |
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And tea leaves and astrology |
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Get someone to interpret your dreams |
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Still I don't know where we'll be |
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Will you take this ride with me? |
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Maybe I'll invent the nuclear magnetic resonance stomp |
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Or create a synthetic hue for you |
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Or make chemical breakthroughs |
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Take a map of the genome and get directions to a friend |
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And develop a crumb, crisp coating for a new cake and ice cream blend, hey! |
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Mirror, mirror on the wall |
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Palm readings and crystal balls |
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It's obvious for all to see |
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How uncertain it will be |
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Fortune tellers and mirrored walls |
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Tarot cards and Ouija boards |
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And tea leaves and astrology |
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Why don't you come and play with me? |
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Still I'll wonder where we'll be |
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Will you take this ride... |
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Will you take this ride with me? |
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With me... |