| 歌曲 | Princess Rap Battle: Galadriel vs. Leia |
| 歌手 | Whitney Avalon |
| 歌手 | YoungStar |
| 专辑 | Princess Rap Battle: Galadriel vs. Leia |
| [00:00.108] | Princess Rap Battle: |
| [00:02.956] | Galadriel versus Leia! |
| [00:09.455] | Let the rap battle begin! |
| [00:12.240] | G:One does not simply walk into this fight |
| [00:14.500] | I’m the baddest ***** in Middle Earth, the Lady of Light |
| [00:16.835] | I look better in white, you should flee from my sight |
| [00:19.551] | I’ll strike you down like Obi-Wan cause I’m colder than carbonite |
| [00:22.277] | You battle me? You’re not strong enough |
| [00:24.679] | A human break an elf? You don’t live long enough |
| [00:27.161] | You better listen hard through those donuts in your hair |
| [00:29.463] | By the time I end this line you will love me and despair |
| [00:37.390] | L:Calm down grandma, you’re ugly when you’re mad |
| [00:39.815] | Showing off your dark side? You remind me of my dad |
| [00:41.905] | What a strong female character obsessed with a ring |
| [00:44.354] | And you had to send a group of men to fix everything |
| [00:47.159] | When Sauron took over you hid in a tree |
| [00:49.234] | I led the Rebel Alliance and we saved the whole galaxy |
| [00:52.141] | When I am done with you you will be nothing but a crater |
| [00:54.727] | My words explode like bombs, I’m a verbal detonator |
| [00:57.201] | G:What have your films had, like thirteen re-edits? |
| [00:59.632] | L:Well, most of your runtime is spent on the credits |
| [01:01.820] | We’re on movie number seven while you’re still on your sixth |
| [01:04.275] | G:Yes, but unlike you we don’t pretend that three don’t exist |
| [01:07.073] | L:You’re like a Stormtrooper 'cuz your shots never hit |
| [01:09.470] | I wore one gold bikini and the world lost its **** |
| [01:12.036] | I’ll rap faster, outlast her, outclass her, surpass her |
| [01:14.439] | I’m a master with a blaster, you’re a renn faire disaster |
| [01:17.204] | I walk in the sky while you’re stuck on the land |
| [01:19.348] | Just a hippie hobbit-humper, unblinking and bland |
| [01:21.918] | No light saber needed to take you out |
| [01:24.360] | Search your feelings, you will forfeit this bout |
| [01:29.039] | G:I will… |
| [01:30.744] | Never give in to your Jedi mind, trick |
| [01:33.147] | And after Jabba’s eager tongue you should know when you’re licked |
| [01:35.815] | My lyrics so wet I’m like a rhyming typhoon |
| [01:38.402] | How’s Alderaan doing? Sorry, too soon? |
| [01:40.725] | I see things that were, things that are, things that may be |
| [01:43.229] | I’m fully operational, it’s over, baby |
| [01:45.938] | You shall not pass, challenge another |
| [01:48.202] | You can kiss my ass, pretend it’s your brother |
| [01:51.131] |
| [00:00.108] | Princess Rap Battle: |
| [00:02.956] | Galadriel versus Leia! |
| [00:09.455] | Let the rap battle begin! |
| [00:12.240] | G: One does not simply walk into this fight |
| [00:14.500] | I' m the baddest in Middle Earth, the Lady of Light |
| [00:16.835] | I look better in white, you should flee from my sight |
| [00:19.551] | I' ll strike you down like ObiWan cause I' m colder than carbonite |
| [00:22.277] | You battle me? You' re not strong enough |
| [00:24.679] | A human break an elf? You don' t live long enough |
| [00:27.161] | You better listen hard through those donuts in your hair |
| [00:29.463] | By the time I end this line you will love me and despair |
| [00:37.390] | L: Calm down grandma, you' re ugly when you' re mad |
| [00:39.815] | Showing off your dark side? You remind me of my dad |
| [00:41.905] | What a strong female character obsessed with a ring |
| [00:44.354] | And you had to send a group of men to fix everything |
| [00:47.159] | When Sauron took over you hid in a tree |
| [00:49.234] | I led the Rebel Alliance and we saved the whole galaxy |
| [00:52.141] | When I am done with you you will be nothing but a crater |
| [00:54.727] | My words explode like bombs, I' m a verbal detonator |
| [00:57.201] | G: What have your films had, like thirteen reedits? |
| [00:59.632] | L: Well, most of your runtime is spent on the credits |
| [01:01.820] | We' re on movie number seven while you' re still on your sixth |
| [01:04.275] | G: Yes, but unlike you we don' t pretend that three don' t exist |
| [01:07.073] | L: You' re like a Stormtrooper ' cuz your shots never hit |
| [01:09.470] | I wore one gold bikini and the world lost its |
| [01:12.036] | I' ll rap faster, outlast her, outclass her, surpass her |
| [01:14.439] | I' m a master with a blaster, you' re a renn faire disaster |
| [01:17.204] | I walk in the sky while you' re stuck on the land |
| [01:19.348] | Just a hippie hobbithumper, unblinking and bland |
| [01:21.918] | No light saber needed to take you out |
| [01:24.360] | Search your feelings, you will forfeit this bout |
| [01:29.039] | G: I will |
| [01:30.744] | Never give in to your Jedi mind, trick |
| [01:33.147] | And after Jabba' s eager tongue you should know when you' re licked |
| [01:35.815] | My lyrics so wet I' m like a rhyming typhoon |
| [01:38.402] | How' s Alderaan doing? Sorry, too soon? |
| [01:40.725] | I see things that were, things that are, things that may be |
| [01:43.229] | I' m fully operational, it' s over, baby |
| [01:45.938] | You shall not pass, challenge another |
| [01:48.202] | You can kiss my ass, pretend it' s your brother |
| [01:51.131] |
| [00:00.108] | gōng zhǔ ráo shé zhēng bà |
| [00:02.956] | kǎi lán cuī ěr Vs lěi yà |
| [00:09.455] | ráo shé bǐ sài zhèng shì kāi shǐ |
| [00:12.240] | fán rén qǐ néng suí biàn jiù jiā rù zhè chǎng dà zhàn? |
| [00:14.500] | wǒ jiù shì zhěng gè zhōng tǔ shì jiè zuì lì hài de bì chí guāng míng nǚ wáng |
| [00:16.835] | wǒ chuān bái sè yī fú jí qí měi lì nǐ gǎn jǐn gǔn chū wǒ de shì xiàn ba |
| [00:19.551] | nǐ de sǐ fǎ huì hé ōu bǐ wàng yí yàng yīn wèi wǒ jiù shì bǐ tàn níng hái lěng kù |
| [00:22.277] | nǐ xiǎng hé wǒ sī kǒng pà méi wǒ lì hài |
| [00:24.679] | fán rén tiǎo zhàn xiān zǐ nǐ huó de zhǐ pà bù gòu zhǎng |
| [00:27.161] | nǐ zuì hǎo dài zhe tóu shàng de liǎng gè tián tián quān gěi wǒ tīng hǎo le |
| [00:29.463] | nǐ huì ài shàng wǒ rán hòu jué wàng |
| [00:37.390] | lǎo tài pó lěng jìng diǎn nǐ shēng qì shí chāo chǒu yé |
| [00:39.815] | xiàng wǒ zhǎn shì nǐ de hēi àn miàn? nǐ ràng wǒ xiǎng qǐ wǒ lǎo bà le |
| [00:41.905] | duō qiáng dà de yí gè nǚ rén huì bèi yí gè jiè zhǐ hū yōu de tuán tuán zhuàn |
| [00:44.354] | hái bù dé bù pài chū yī duì nán rén shōu shí làn tān zi |
| [00:47.159] | suǒ lún jué qǐ de shí hòu nǐ xià dé duǒ shàng shù |
| [00:49.234] | wǒ lǐng dǎo fǎn kàng tóng méng jūn zhěng jiù le zhěng gè yín hé xì |
| [00:52.141] | dāng wǒ miè le nǐ de shí hòu nǐ jiù yī wú shì chù le |
| [00:54.727] | wǒ de yán yǔ xī lì rú tóng zhà dàn |
| [00:57.201] | tīng shuō nǐ de diàn yǐng bèi gǎi guò shí sān cì ne? |
| [00:59.632] | ér nǐ hǎo xiàng zhǐ shì chū xiàn zài yǎn yuán biǎo shàng |
| [01:01.820] | wǒ men de diàn yǐng yǐ jīng dào qī bù le nǐ men què kǎ zài liù |
| [01:04.275] | wǒ men bù xiàng nǐ men yí yàng jiǎ zhuāng dì sān jì bù cún zài |
| [01:07.073] | nǐ jiù xiàng gè fēng bào bīng yí yàng yīn wèi nǐ cóng méi shè zhòng guò shén me |
| [01:09.470] | ér wǒ zhǐ yòng yī jiàn jīn sè bǐ jī ní jiù shōu huò le shì jiè |
| [01:12.036] | wǒ chàng de bǐ nǐ kuài bǐ nǐ jiǔ hái bǐ nǐ lì hài |
| [01:14.439] | wǒ zì dài chōng jī bō ér nǐ zhǐ suàn yī kē sào bǎ xīng |
| [01:17.204] | nǐ hái zài lù shàng pǎo wǒ yǐ jīng shàng tiān le |
| [01:19.348] | jiù xiàng yí gè xī pí huò bǐ tè rén wú liáo fá wèi |
| [01:21.918] | wǒ bù xū yào guāng jiàn jiù kě yǐ jiě jué nǐ |
| [01:24.360] | yòng xīn tǐ huì nǐ huì fàng qì zhè chǎng ráo shé |
| [01:29.039] | wǒ... |
| [01:30.744] | cái bú huì tīng nǐ de guǐ huà |
| [01:33.147] | jīng lì le jiǎ bā de shé tou nǐ yīng gāi zhī dào bèi tiǎn de zī wèi ba |
| [01:35.815] | wǒ de gē cí rú cǐ yùn lǜ jiù xiàng jié zòu tái fēng |
| [01:38.402] | ào tè lǎng zěn me yàng le? bù hǎo yì sī sā le nǐ de yán |
| [01:40.725] | wǒ liǎo jiě guò qù míng bái xiàn zài gǎn zhī wèi lái |
| [01:43.229] | wǒ jiù shì quán néng xíng xiān zǐ jié shù ba bǎo bèi r |
| [01:45.938] | nǐ gēn běn bù gòu qiáng huàn gè rén tiǎo zhàn ba |
| [01:48.202] | nǐ kě yǐ qīn qīn wǒ de qiào tún jiǎ zhuāng zhè shì nǐ de gē ge |