| 作曲 : 方文良 | |
| 编曲 Arranger : 许恒瑞 | |
| 都比都比都成一个吻 噗嗤噗嗤一下笑出声 | |
| 总有千万风情 因你而生 多像只善变的海豚 | |
| 要怪就怪太多费洛蒙 不停不停分泌著丑闻 | |
| 议论社论谬论 没有结论 明天主角又换个人 | |
| 轻轻一吐 多少的流言如灰尘 | |
| 淡淡一吞 启动了欲望转轮 | |
| 啊哈 变来变去 啊哈 翻来覆去 都是你的唇 | |
| 昨天想当神 今晚想做人 | |
| 光棍神棍巅倒众生 都有你的理论 | |
| 能有你不烂的三寸 哪须要永恒 | |
| 啊哈 莫测高深 啊哈 吐吐吞吞 都是你的唇 | |
| 有人想提升 有人想沉沦 | |
| 你也不是苏格拉底 我不是爱迪生 | |
| 吃饱了没事发发文 每个人一生 至少有三分钟新闻 | |
| 制作人Producer: 方文良 | |
| 和声编写Backing Vocal Arranger : Brandy | |
| 合声 Backing Vocal : Brandy | |
| 萨克斯风Saxphone: 萧东山 | |
| 录音师Recording Engineer:李心鼎 @ 米乐士录音室 | |
| 混音师Mixing Engineer:李士先 @ 华傲录音室 | |
| 制作助理Producer Assistant: 纪恩 | |
| OP:米乐士娱乐股份有限公司 | |
| OP: Sony Music Publishing (Pte) Ltd. Taiwan Branch |
| zuo qu : fang wen liang | |
| bian qu Arranger : xu heng rui | |
| dou bi dou bi dou cheng yi ge wen pu chi pu chi yi xia xiao chu sheng | |
| zong you qian wan feng qing yin ni er sheng duo xiang zhi shan bian de hai tun | |
| yao guai jiu guai tai duo fei luo meng bu ting bu ting fen mi zhe chou wen | |
| yi lun she lun miu lun mei you jie lun ming tian zhu jue you huan ge ren | |
| qing qing yi tu duo shao de liu yan ru hui chen | |
| dan dan yi tun qi dong le yu wang zhuan lun | |
| a ha bian lai bian qu a ha fan lai fu qu dou shi ni de chun | |
| zuo tian xiang dang shen jin wan xiang zuo ren | |
| guang gun shen gun dian dao zhong sheng dou you ni de li lun | |
| neng you ni bu lan de san cun na xu yao yong heng | |
| a ha mo ce gao shen a ha tu tu tun tun dou shi ni de chun | |
| you ren xiang ti sheng you ren xiang chen lun | |
| ni ye bu shi su ge la di wo bu shi ai di sheng | |
| chi bao le mei shi fa fa wen mei ge ren yi sheng zhi shao you san fen zhong xin wen | |
| zhi zuo ren Producer: fang wen liang | |
| he sheng bian xie Backing Vocal Arranger : Brandy | |
| he sheng Backing Vocal : Brandy | |
| sa ke si feng Saxphone: xiao dong shan | |
| lu yin shi Recording Engineer: li xin ding mi le shi lu yin shi | |
| hun yin shi Mixing Engineer: li shi xian hua ao lu yin shi | |
| zhi zuo zhu li Producer Assistant: ji en | |
| OP: mi le shi yu le gu fen you xian gong si | |
| OP: Sony Music Publishing Pte Ltd. Taiwan Branch |
| zuò qǔ : fāng wén liáng | |
| biān qǔ Arranger : xǔ héng ruì | |
| dōu bǐ dōu bǐ dōu chéng yí gè wěn pū chī pū chī yī xià xiào chū shēng | |
| zǒng yǒu qiān wàn fēng qíng yīn nǐ ér shēng duō xiàng zhǐ shàn biàn de hǎi tún | |
| yào guài jiù guài tài duō fèi luò méng bù tíng bù tíng fēn mì zhe chǒu wén | |
| yì lùn shè lùn miù lùn méi yǒu jié lùn míng tiān zhǔ jué yòu huàn gè rén | |
| qīng qīng yī tǔ duō shǎo de liú yán rú huī chén | |
| dàn dàn yī tūn qǐ dòng le yù wàng zhuàn lún | |
| ā hā biàn lái biàn qù ā hā fān lái fù qù dōu shì nǐ de chún | |
| zuó tiān xiǎng dāng shén jīn wǎn xiǎng zuò rén | |
| guāng gùn shén gùn diān dào zhòng shēng dōu yǒu nǐ de lǐ lùn | |
| néng yǒu nǐ bù làn de sān cùn nǎ xū yào yǒng héng | |
| ā hā mò cè gāo shēn ā hā tǔ tǔ tūn tūn dōu shì nǐ de chún | |
| yǒu rén xiǎng tí shēng yǒu rén xiǎng chén lún | |
| nǐ yě bú shì sū gé lā dǐ wǒ bú shì ài dí shēng | |
| chī bǎo le méi shì fā fā wén měi ge rén yī shēng zhì shǎo yǒu sān fēn zhōng xīn wén | |
| zhì zuò rén Producer: fāng wén liáng | |
| hé shēng biān xiě Backing Vocal Arranger : Brandy | |
| hé shēng Backing Vocal : Brandy | |
| sà kè sī fēng Saxphone: xiāo dōng shān | |
| lù yīn shī Recording Engineer: lǐ xīn dǐng mǐ lè shì lù yīn shì | |
| hùn yīn shī Mixing Engineer: lǐ shì xiān huá ào lù yīn shì | |
| zhì zuò zhù lǐ Producer Assistant: jì ēn | |
| OP: mǐ lè shì yú lè gǔ fèn yǒu xiàn gōng sī | |
| OP: Sony Music Publishing Pte Ltd. Taiwan Branch |