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Well I thought about the army |
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Dad said, Son you're ****ing high |
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And I thought, yeah there's a first for everything |
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So I took my old man's advice |
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Three sad semesters |
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It was only 15 grand spent in bed |
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I thought about the army |
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I dropped out and joined a band instead |
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Grew a moustache and a mullet |
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Got a job at Chick-fil-a |
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Citing artistic differences |
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The band broke up in May |
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And in June reformed without me |
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And they'd got a different name |
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I nuked another grandma's apple pie |
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And hung my head in shame |
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Been thinking a lot today |
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Been thinking a lot today |
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Oh, I think I'll write a screenplay |
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Oh, I think I'll take it to LA |
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Oh, I think I'll get it done yesterday |
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In this time of introspection |
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On the eve of my election |
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I say to my reflection |
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God please spare me more rejection |
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'Cause my peers they criticize me |
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And my ex-wives all despise me |
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Try to put it all behind me |
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But my redneck past is nipping at my heels |
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I've been thinking a lot today |
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I've been thinking a lot today |
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I've been thinking a lot today |
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I thought about the army... |